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hits u with my ROGD beam ⚧️⚡ @butchmoder-blues.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
prompting the new america.gov LLM chatbot with "play Minecraft" results in perhaps he funniest AI generated text I've ever seen
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I heard they actually stole the solution from some kid’s grandpa
The image reads “MILLENIUM PIZZLE SOLVED BY AI.,” accompanied by an image of Seto Kaiba admiring the completed Millenium Puzzle
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Dungeons & Dragons Memes - dnd memes @dndmemesdaily.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Business idea: we make a Google competitor that’s exactly like Google search except without the AI thing. It should be called Noogle
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Researching the history of that SNES #Starfox puppet and come to find that Takashi Yamazaki, director of Godzilla: Minus One, worked at the special effects studio Shirogumi, which created the puppets and promotional materials related to them
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Researching the history of that SNES #Starfox puppet and come to find that Takashi Yamazaki, director of Godzilla: Minus One, worked at the special effects studio Shirogumi, which created the puppets and promotional materials related to them
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It was me
Text reads: somebody's been going around editing his eyebrows to be slightly larger and made it impossible to tell which photos are real
Post by @Popstonox:
The Daily Wire fires half of its staff in mass layoffs
This comes as co-founder Ben Shapiro has lost 85% of his Youtube audience since last year
Image: Ben Shapiro with comically large eyebrows, however it is clearly unedited, he just has comically large eyebrows now
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
It was me
Text reads: somebody's been going around editing his eyebrows to be slightly larger and made it impossible to tell which photos are real
Post by @Popstonox:
The Daily Wire fires half of its staff in mass layoffs
This comes as co-founder Ben Shapiro has lost 85% of his Youtube audience since last year
Image: Ben Shapiro with comically large eyebrows, however it is clearly unedited, he just has comically large eyebrows now
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Nintendo News @nintendonews.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
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where am i https://jilmgraphicdesign.github.io/corefallstudios/proxy_penny/world.html
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Dungeons & Dragons Memes - dnd memes @dndmemesdaily.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
What did they mean by this
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Sources tell me Olaf is stable, please god
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
I wonder how much of our current predicament is down to 4x strategy games being all to do with outpacing your opponent's technology gains and nothing to do with assuring civilians boats it's okay to travel through specific waterways
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Kim Kitsuragi: “can you lock the fuck in”
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Dungeons & Dragons Memes - dnd memes @dndmemesdaily.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
If a Plurb from Pluribus got Severanced from Severance, would their innie also be a Plurb?
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
it says “You wouldn’t KICK a CAR”
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
It is a meme cartoon. An ICE agent is handing you a ticket. It says, quote: SO I JUST SHOT YOU IN YOUR CAR. Here’s why: I wanted to. End quote
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Kojima so real for this one #hideokojima
A social media post. It reads: Kojima a real one fr. Beneath that is a post of Hideo Kojima reposting the phrase: “being trans is the most cyberpunk thing anyone can be tbh”
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Dungeons & Dragons Memes - dnd memes @dndmemesdaily.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
@fallout.bethesdastudios.com has forgotten Bluesky exists, so it has fallen on me, The Courier, to complete delivery of this first clip of Fallout Season 2 #fallout
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Arguing with RETVRN people on Twitter about this #TTRPG book about the picts has made me realize that "western chauvanist" types are very hostile to the history of Christianity spreading from the "darkness" of the Middle East into "white" Europe.
A page of TTRPG text regarding Christian miracles in 7th century Scotland. An illustration depicts a scene of a black man (and multi-ethnic entourage) healing a red haired Pict. Below the scene, a text box explains that the Church caused many individuals to either travel to Scotland, or from Scotland to religious sites such as Rome.X dot com interface. Thermidor
@TD1794 says: “No black man was administering religious rights over the Picts. It's a fantasy constructed in the imagination of left wing fanatics and loathsome cunts like you.”
1:16 AM • 11/15/25 • 14 Views

Jedi Master F'izz, our intrepid hero and patient teacher @MisterFizz says:
“There were three black Popes before the time the book is set in.
There are several black saints performing miracles in the Church before the book's time period in 690.
Simon of Cyrene helped Jesus carry the cross, and is venerated as a saint in Eastern Orthodoxy.”
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
“Carved in Stone” is a really neat #TTRPG sourcebook written by archaeologists about the Picts, a lost subculture in Scotland. Twitter is currently losing their minds about it for no good reason; my response is chronicled here. Book is from @stoutstoat.co.uk and it’s great!
Tom Rowsell
@Tom_Rowsell • 17h
Picts were not brown.
Picts were not trannies.
This does not help you learn about Picts.
Game designers bring Scotland's mysterious Picts to life
(An illustration of interesting characters)
Game designers have teamed up with archaeologists to create a new illustrated guide to a mysterious early medieval Scottish society.Jedi Master F'izz @MisterFizz •2h
You guys are such fucking liars. The Picts in the book are depicted as light skinned. The only darker skinned people in the book are when the book is describing specific outsiders, ie Theodore of Tarsus.
Next time try reading the fucking words (images from the book now in context)Tom Rowsell
@Tom_Rowsell • 1h
the art above shows a black kid. how is that a lie>?

Jedi Master F'izz @MisterFizz
You're taking it out of context to try to paint the book as showing the Picts as dark skinned or trans. The book shows Picts as light skinned.
This image comes from a page discussing what materials and dyes would have been available at the time, including foreign materials.Tom: That context doesn't make it any better at all.
Are you being deliberately obtuse? Can't you see the point being made?

Jedi Master F'izz @MisterFizz •40m
Yes, I see the point you're making - deliberately ignoring the bulk of the book's illustrations, which are full of the depictions of whiteness you guys usually love, so that you can complain that the guy who brought dyes from Turkey and Africa is too dark for your tastes.
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
It says “other guy on a zoom call: “are you using a zoom filter? It’s distracting please turn it off”. And then it says “Me:” and then there’s an image of Charlie Kirk’s wife in the heaviest makeup you’ve ever seen with big dark raccoon eyes and she’s making that Melania face that Melania makes where it’s like, lips pursed, eyes squinting, fake intensity with nothing going on
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
It says “other guy on a zoom call: “are you using a zoom filter? It’s distracting please turn it off”. And then it says “Me:” and then there’s an image of Charlie Kirk’s wife in the heaviest makeup you’ve ever seen with big dark raccoon eyes and she’s making that Melania face that Melania makes where it’s like, lips pursed, eyes squinting, fake intensity with nothing going on
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
"He is simply a charismatic swindler," Elon Musk said of Zohran Mamdani. "He makes so many promises, that he can never achieve. He is simply a swindler… a mars base by 2015? Cars that drive themselves? Whatever the Hyperloop was supposed to be? It's simply irresponsible to set these expectations.”
Elon musks face
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
It feels weird that we’re about to be in a war with Venezuela and nobody’s talking about that
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Mainstream media is too cowardly to run this headline:
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Someone said RFK Jr looks like Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers and then I said that again, but louder
It’s Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Someone said RFK Jr looks like Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers and then I said that again, but louder
It’s Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/10/2025
we need to abolish this shit
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Mainstream media is too cowardly to run this headline:
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Someone wise once said, you will never convince people that the cities are safe by telling them cities are safe. You convince them by telling them, you’re absolutely right. The city is so dangerous. I’m just tough enough to handle it, and you’re not.
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Is Trump cancelling Christmas?
TRUMP TO IMPOSE 100% tariff ON CHINA STARTING NOV 1 Reads headline
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Someone wise once said, you will never convince people that the cities are safe by telling them cities are safe. You convince them by telling them, you’re absolutely right. The city is so dangerous. I’m just tough enough to handle it, and you’re not.
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
"I have left no evidence save for my grandfather's rifle, which I must retrieve for it is worth over two thousand American dollars and my old man will surely be cross with me if I should not return with it. However, I must take care, for there is a police vehicle yet lingering"
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Working overtime at the Evidence Factory and my boss is busting my hump but I have a little shortcut that’s gonna make my life so easy
After reading the note, the roommate responded, *What?????????????? You're joking. right????* Robinson:
Roommate:
Robinson:
Roommate:
Robinson:
Roommate:
Robinson:
Roommate:
Robinson:
Roommate:
Robinson:
Robinson:
I am still ok my love, but am stuck in orem for a little while longer yet.
Shouldn't be long until I can come home, but I gotta grab my rifle still. To be honest I had hoped to keep this secret till I died of old age. I am sorry to involve you.
you weren't the one who did it right????
I am. I'm sorry
I thought they caught the person?
no, they grabbed some crazy old dude, then interrogated someone in similar clothing. I had planned to grab my rifle from my drop point shortly after, but most of that side of town got locked down. Its quiet, almost enough to get out, but theres one vehicle lingering.
Why?
Why did I do it?
Yeah
I had enough of his hatred. Some hate can't be negotiated out. If I am able to grab my rifle unseen. I will have left no evidence. Going to attempt to retrieve it again, hopefully they have moved on. I haven't seen anything about them finding it.
How long have you been planning this?
a bit over a week I believe. I can get close to it but there is a squad car parked right by it. I think they already swept that spot. but I don't wanna chance it
I'm wishing I had circled back and grabbed it as soon as I got to my vehicle... I'm worried what my old man would do if I didn't bring back grandpas rifle... idek if it had a serial number, but it wouldn't trace to me.
I worry about prints I had to leave it in a bush where I changed outfits. didn't have the ability or time to bring it with ... I might have to abandon it and hope they don't find prints. how the fuck will I explain losing it to my old man. ..
only thing I left was the rifle wrapped in a towel. ...
remember how I was engraving bullets? The fuckin messages are mostly a big meme, if I see "notices bulge uwu" on fox new I might have a stroke alright im gonna have to leave it
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Of all the memes and goofs and jokes I’ve posted, none is more popular than a simple old Russian joke
It is an image of a social media post. It reads: “Old Russian joke.
Guy walks up to newspaper stand every day, looks at the newspapers but never buys.
Newspaper man says buddy, what are you looking for every day you never buy?
Guy says sadly, obituary.
Newspaper man says, then you must buy, obituaries in back of paper.
Guy says, not the one I am looking for.”
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Haven’t been posting on here much lately so I just came by to say, rest in piss
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Hmm.
A picture of JK Rowling from publication “them” with headline “BLUESKY SUSPENDED VARIOUS TRANS AUTHORS OVER ANTI JK ROWLING POSTS”
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Dungeons & Dragons Memes - dnd memes @dndmemesdaily.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Alien Earth is a baffling mess. Why did they spend so much of this television series establishing a new science fiction premise at odds with the themes of the franchise? 🧵/spoilers
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Hey all my fellow MAGA types, now is the time to use our leverage. Until they release the Epstein list, I hereby vow not to vote for any Republican. It’s the only way they will understand that we’re serious about this.
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie with a caption that says am i right ?
Alt: Ron Burgundy in a suit and tie with a caption that says “am i riiiiiiight ?”
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Hey all my fellow MAGA types, now is the time to use our leverage. Until they release the Epstein list, I hereby vow not to vote for any Republican. It’s the only way they will understand that we’re serious about this.
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit and tie with a caption that says am i right ?
Alt: Ron Burgundy in a suit and tie with a caption that says “am i riiiiiiight ?”
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Uh, bosses can’t be babies
It’s an iconic image of Ben Shapiro smirking and pointing at a Superman poster, except instead of a Superman poster its boss baby. I’m something of a genius, you see
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Hot take but I actually don’t care if politicians cheated to get into college when we’re fighting a 34 count felon and his 100% corruption goon squad Like he didn’t, this is nothing, but even if it was who cares
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
“Operation: Midnight Hammer” is how Megamind refers to a booty call
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
“Operation: Midnight Hammer” is how Megamind refers to a booty call
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
We don’t actually have to hand it to Tucker Carlson We could just not
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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
We don’t actually have to hand it to Tucker Carlson We could just not
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