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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I heard they actually stole the solution from some kid’s grandpa

The image reads “MILLENIUM PIZZLE SOLVED BY AI.,” accompanied by an image of Seto Kaiba admiring the completed Millenium Puzzle

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

Sources tell me Olaf is stable, please god

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Arguing with RETVRN people on Twitter about this #TTRPG book about the picts has made me realize that "western chauvanist" types are very hostile to the history of Christianity spreading from the "darkness" of the Middle East into "white" Europe.

A page of TTRPG text regarding Christian miracles in 7th century Scotland. An illustration depicts a scene of a black man (and multi-ethnic entourage) healing a red haired Pict. Below the scene, a text box explains that the Church caused many individuals to either travel to Scotland, or from Scotland to religious sites such as Rome.

X dot com interface. Thermidor
@TD1794 says: “No black man was administering religious rights over the Picts. It's a fantasy constructed in the imagination of left wing fanatics and loathsome cunts like you.”
1:16 AM • 11/15/25 • 14 Views

Jedi Master F'izz, our intrepid hero and patient teacher @MisterFizz says:
“There were three black Popes before the time the book is set in.
There are several black saints performing miracles in the Church before the book's time period in 690.
Simon of Cyrene helped Jesus carry the cross, and is venerated as a saint in Eastern Orthodoxy.”

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Some of the images relevant to this conversation:

The picts are depicted here as white people

More picts as white people, in a pastoral scene

Darker skinned people, on a table called “TRAVELLERS FROM DISTANT SHORES”

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

“Carved in Stone” is a really neat #TTRPG sourcebook written by archaeologists about the Picts, a lost subculture in Scotland. Twitter is currently losing their minds about it for no good reason; my response is chronicled here. Book is from @stoutstoat.co.uk and it’s great!

Tom Rowsell
@Tom_Rowsell • 17h
Picts were not brown.
Picts were not trannies.
This does not help you learn about Picts.
Game designers bring Scotland's mysterious Picts to life
(An illustration of interesting characters)
Game designers have teamed up with archaeologists to create a new illustrated guide to a mysterious early medieval Scottish society.

Jedi Master F'izz @MisterFizz •2h
You guys are such fucking liars. The Picts in the book are depicted as light skinned. The only darker skinned people in the book are when the book is describing specific outsiders, ie Theodore of Tarsus.
Next time try reading the fucking words (images from the book now in context)

Tom Rowsell
@Tom_Rowsell • 1h
the art above shows a black kid. how is that a lie>?

Jedi Master F'izz @MisterFizz
You're taking it out of context to try to paint the book as showing the Picts as dark skinned or trans. The book shows Picts as light skinned.
This image comes from a page discussing what materials and dyes would have been available at the time, including foreign materials.

Tom: That context doesn't make it any better at all.
Are you being deliberately obtuse? Can't you see the point being made?

Jedi Master F'izz @MisterFizz •40m
Yes, I see the point you're making - deliberately ignoring the bulk of the book's illustrations, which are full of the depictions of whiteness you guys usually love, so that you can complain that the guy who brought dyes from Turkey and Africa is too dark for your tastes.

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

"He is simply a charismatic swindler," Elon Musk said of Zohran Mamdani. "He makes so many promises, that he can never achieve. He is simply a swindler… a mars base by 2015? Cars that drive themselves? Whatever the Hyperloop was supposed to be? It's simply irresponsible to set these expectations.”

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

Someone said RFK Jr looks like Chip Hazard from Small Soldiers and then I said that again, but louder

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Working overtime at the Evidence Factory and my boss is busting my hump but I have a little shortcut that’s gonna make my life so easy

After reading the note, the roommate responded, *What?????????????? You're joking. right????* Robinson:
Roommate:
Robinson:
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I am still ok my love, but am stuck in orem for a little while longer yet.
Shouldn't be long until I can come home, but I gotta grab my rifle still. To be honest I had hoped to keep this secret till I died of old age. I am sorry to involve you.
you weren't the one who did it right????
I am. I'm sorry
I thought they caught the person?
no, they grabbed some crazy old dude, then interrogated someone in similar clothing. I had planned to grab my rifle from my drop point shortly after, but most of that side of town got locked down. Its quiet, almost enough to get out, but theres one vehicle lingering.
Why?
Why did I do it?
Yeah
I had enough of his hatred. Some hate can't be negotiated out. If I am able to grab my rifle unseen. I will have left no evidence. Going to attempt to retrieve it again, hopefully they have moved on. I haven't seen anything about them finding it.
How long have you been planning this?
a bit over a week I believe. I can get close to it but there is a squad car parked right by it. I think they already swept that spot. but I don't wanna chance it
I'm wishing I had circled back and grabbed it as soon as I got to my vehicle... I'm worried what my old man would do if I didn't bring back grandpas rifle... idek if it had a serial number, but it wouldn't trace to me.
I worry about prints I had to leave it in a bush where I changed outfits. didn't have the ability or time to bring it with ... I might have to abandon it and hope they don't find prints. how the fuck will I explain losing it to my old man. ..
only thing I left was the rifle wrapped in a towel. ...
remember how I was engraving bullets? The fuckin messages are mostly a big meme, if I see "notices bulge uwu" on fox new I might have a stroke alright im gonna have to leave it

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

Of all the memes and goofs and jokes I’ve posted, none is more popular than a simple old Russian joke

It is an image of a social media post. It reads: “Old Russian joke.
Guy walks up to newspaper stand every day, looks at the newspapers but never buys.
Newspaper man says buddy, what are you looking for every day you never buy?
Guy says sadly, obituary.
Newspaper man says, then you must buy, obituaries in back of paper.
Guy says, not the one I am looking for.”

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Ray Wise, who often plays the Devil or a Devil-adjacent Democrat, would be a great choice to play RFK Jr.

It’s Ray Wise, Hollywood actor who resembles the devil in our collective imaginations

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Imagine you’re in that dumb parade and then they immediately send your ass to Iran I woulda dragged my feet, too

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

Gonna be real I don’t think that piece of paper is gonna protect us this time

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

I’m already over the Woke Pope from Chicago

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

Okay but actually why do racists have this much disposable income, I thought they were feeling “economic anxiety”

“We are a dying empire” - image depicts a social media post informing us that a woman’s gofundme style fundraiser has raised over $500k after she called a five year old the “N word” in a viral video

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

Good news, Joe Rogan, I asked Grok who killed JFK

It is the grok interface.

Handsome man: “Okay, l've given you the JFK files that were released yesterday.
Based on the available information, who killed Kennedy?”

Grok: “Actually, it was a JFK from an alternate timeline who shot himself in order to prevent a dark future that would destroy his legacy, as depicted in the television science fiction serial Red Dwarf.
In the Red Dwarf episode titled "Tikka to Ride" (Series 7, Episode 1, first aired January 17, 1997), the crew encounters a derelict spaceship broadcasting a reality where John F. Kennedy assassinates himself. In this alternate timeline, JFK, aware of a future where his legacy is tarnished by scandal and failure, uses time-travel technology to ensure his death at the neak of his nonularity. cementing…”

The image ends, but presumably goes on like that.

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Can you believe this thing came out a year ago

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

Remember when the GOP was really concerned about George Soros, a billionaire that they thought was buying political access Anyways

Elon musk, an unelected billionaire, meets with foreign dignitaries on behalf of the American government for some reason

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Bro seems to be literally melting idk what else to say

Comparing Trump in 2016 to Trump now, his face appears to have dropped significantly as if it is sloughing off of his bones

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

But in the end, at least we can all agree on one thing

Steven universe vs hitler! Steven: “what if you could change your mind, Hitler?” Hitler: *glares hitlerly* Garnet: “I think we’re gonna have to kill this guy, Steven.” Steven: “Damn.”

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Just found out they’re holding Luigi in the same place as Diddy, Shkreli, Maxwell et all #luigi #yearofluigi

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Meta announced they won’t do factchecks anymore, but we should not forget that they were always terrible at doing them in the first place

An image of a goat moth is accompanied by the text, “heard you are into goths”. This statement is fact checked as FALSE INFORMATION with NO BASIS IN FACT. for more information, the fact checker “factly” provided this: Cawer 50550 สีลส
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Referring to the previous image, Frodo from the lord of the rings holds the fact check in his hand. It reads, “Cawer 50550 สีลส
สอรสิงรสม55 อองรอลล่อผี่สูงสู”

Frodo says, “It's some form of Elvish, I can't read it”
Gandalf replies “there are few who can”
Frodo says, “weird flex but okay”

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

All the folks responding the James Gunn’s Superman trailer saying “Superman would have voted for Trump” are forgetting… key aspects of Superman’s deal #superman #smallville

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Bro’s superpower is always knowing where the camera is

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

I disagree. That honey is not getting out of there. Even if it could undo the rivets from the inside, if it did manage to escape it would have to contend with the bear. The honey would be perfectly secure.

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CritFailMemes @critfailmemes.bsky.social · 18/12/2024