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Ali Crisp

@crispyplanets.bsky.social
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Postdoc at The™️ Ohio State • “Retired” Astrobites writer • Exoplaneteer • Foilist 🤺 • she/they

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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Sleepy Fluffy Cat with Messy Fur
Alt: Sleepy Fluffy Cat with Messy Fur looking around
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Happy first Roman rejection day to those who celebrate!
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Thanks Ohio…
A screenshot of a BlueSky pop-up. The text says, “The laws in your location require you to verify you’re an adult to access certain features. Tap to learn more.”
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Same…like why they specifically did moms and their kids. The full paper probably explains, but my brain is too soup to try parsing a neuroscience paper.
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Has anyone figured out why back-to-back Zoom calls turn your brain to soup, while back-to-back in-person meetings may be tedious but don’t liquify the brain?
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I didn’t realize how spoiled I was with LSU’s lack of IT oversight until I got here and now I can’t do ANYTHING without summoning our tech to enter his password or finding some hacky workaround.
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
(This post brought to you by needing a Microsoft Authenticator token.)
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
I hate having to do all this multi-factor authentication on my phone because, you see, every time I must open my phone to do that, I am tempted by The Other Notifications™️
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I’ve really gotta stop accidentally leaving late on Fridays cause I keep ending up on the bus with a group of argumentative philosophy students and I really just can’t listen to that on top of *gestures at the general state of the world*
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Jaclyn A. Siegel, PhD @jacasiegel.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Happy International Day of Women in Science. The National Science Foundation’s list of flagged words includes both “Women” and “Female.”
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
I don’t even know if it’s possible to catch up with everything I’ve missed in the past two weeks I’ve been out of the country without needing therapy afterwards.
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Wild being a lifelong southerner in Ohio today. You expect me to “work” with all this snow? I am meant to hoard bread/milk and frolic.
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
It’s quite the rollercoaster getting a positive referee report for your first first-author paper and your mother’s cancer diagnosis on the same day… Universe couldn’t have me getting big-headed or something.
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
You know what’s wrong with the world? We haven’t had a new Guitar Hero since 2015 or a new Rock Band since 2017. People don’t get to settle their differences over a video game guitar battle anymore. We used to be a society!
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I may or may not have done this and highly recommend. At least for me, it gives ADHD gremlin brain a tangible sense of progress on a seemingly never-ending series of tasks.
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
…but I still managed to get a postdoc somehow, so there’s hope ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
My dissertation work has been “basically ready” for like a year. But the goalpost for “basically ready” kept getting moved. Now I have a 39 page monstrosity that’s been sitting here for the last 2 weeks while I’ve tried to bully my grad advisor into giving me the funding info I need…
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
6 years of living in Louisiana did NOT prepare me for single-digit wind chills. Anybody wanna share their favorite soup/soup-adjacent recipes? 🥺
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Twinsies??
Picture of an in-progress cross stitch of the Pokémon wooper. Also in the picture, a cat is curled up sleeping, and the cross stitch pattern is displayed on an iPad.
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Dr. Mace Huston @mhuston.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
New paper from me + collaborators on arxiv recently!! It's the SynthPop software paper, a code that began as my undergrad project 8 years ago: arxiv.org/abs/2411.18821
arxiv.org
SynthPop: A New Framework for Synthetic Milky Way Population Generation
We present SynthPop, a new open source, modular population synthesis Galactic modeling software to simulate catalogs of Milky Way stars along any sightline outward from the Sun. Motivated by a lack fl...
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Huei Sears, PhD 🌟 @starlights.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
new from me! We looked at very late time HST + JWST imaging of the exceptional GRB 221009A & see a break in the light curve + also see evidence for an additional component - maybe a light echo or a star cluster. 🔭 arxiv.org/abs/2412.02663
arxiv.org
Late-time HST and JWST Observations of GRB 221009A: Evidence for a Break in the Light Curve at 50 Days
GRB 221009A is one of the brightest transients ever observed with the highest peak gamma-ray flux for a gamma-ray burst (GRB). A type Ic-BL supernova (SN), SN 2022xiw, was definitively detected in lat...
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
When I got this slide on mine, I was thinking, “I can assure you I’ve made way more mistakes than that in the last year, Duo.”
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
OA Tier 3 since it’s the Paper-Neverending 🫠 I’ve heard whisperings of it being relatively easy to get help with the publication charges, but that still requires me to fill out how much everybody is able to contribute. So currently I’m in waiting-for-my-grad-advisor-to-respond purgatory…
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I did the math, and if I simply find all 17 of my collaborators on Venmo and request $312.65, I can just pay for it out of pocket.
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
My AAS journal submission is ready to go. My arXiv submission is ready to go. I can’t believe after over a year of this paper being “almost done,” something as small as getting the funding information is holding things up an additional week and a half (and counting)…
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Seven Machina Rasmussen @toomanyspectra.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no
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Dr. Suchitra Narayanan @suchitra.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Beyond just astrochemistry, I am passionate about using our understanding of other planets to better understand our own (and advocate for) Earth. A few years ago, I published an article in @astrobites.bsky.social on astrophysics and eco-anxiety (astrobites.org/2021/06/04/a...).
astrobites.org
The “Pale Blue Dot” Blues
This Beyond Astrobites post discusses reconciling a career in astrophysics with eco-anxiety. When surrounded by our Earthly problems, specifically climate change, how can we find fulfillment in our…
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Diana Solano-Oropeza @dsolanooropeza.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
oh yeah I got to take a photo with ann druyan and hear some sick science a few weeks ago astrobites.org/2024/11/28/g...
astrobites.org
Giving thanks to Carl Sagan for 90 years of science inspiration
Read about Carl Sagan and his legacy during your turkey break!
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Okay but it should be because of this!!!
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
A) yes, the world always needs more synthpop and B) our fave person almost gave me an aneurysm today hitting me with, “Maybe we should go ahead and submit all the data with the paper as supplemental material.”
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Maybe, hopefully, fingers crossed, finally submitting my first first-author paper today, and I remembered this tweet I had saved from 2020. Maybe when I post the arXiv link + summary, I’ll share the playlist too…
Screenshot of a tweet from Twitter user Liza Brusman that says, “Sharing your data is cool but when are we gonna start making the playlists we listened to while doing our analysis publicly available? I need to know your data’s vibes”
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Going to have to unionize against the universe so I can actually get a break…
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Whatever happens, try to do the right thing, try to protect people weaker than you, try to stand up to bullies, try to speak truth to power.
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
I’ve done my part, but the existential dread persists.
Hand holding on “I Voted” sticker from the state of Ohio.
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Plunderbund @plunderbund.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Know your rights Ohio!
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
Very glad it was not just me that took a long time to realize this…
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Def down for recs now that I’m an Ohioan I guess.
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Laura Helmuth @laurahelmuth.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Marie Curie didn't necessarily aim to hire women in her lab, but she didn't have anything AGAINST women, and so ended up creating a network of more than 45 women trainees who changed (and are still changing) the course of science. By @clarakm.bsky.social with Dava Sobel on her new book 🧪
scientificamerican.com
The Untold Story of Marie Curie’s Network of Female Scientists
Marie Curie is well known for her chemistry achievements but less so for helping other women succeed in science
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 16/10/2024
The whisperings of hat hair season seem to be upon us… Or maybe it’s just the 6 years of grad school in a place with no real winter.
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
Can’t stop thinking about the dude that checked me out at Trader Joe’s who was like, “Astronomers really seem like people that must have their lives together.”
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 20/08/2024
The pros of keeping paper and textbook PDFs on an iPad usually outweigh the cons for me, but sometimes when I go to look at a book and my iPad needs to be plugged in, I feel like having a bag of holding full of the physical copies would be much better…
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Me, sending 1948205858th paper draft to friend: “Hey does this section make any sense?” Friend: “bro why is it 54 pages”
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 12/07/2024
“Conference Day 3” is such a specific feeling — mostly of exhaustion.
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 07/06/2024
Me: “Why am I so exhausted and struggling so much to write when that’s what usually comes easiest to me?” Also me: *has written 30 job applications and a 50 page (and counting) paper since September, without even getting into my dissertation*
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
I can start. My project started as estimating hot Jupiter occurrence rates in the bulge + 2 clusters. With COVID rescheduling observations, we first had to cut it down to just the clusters. Then everything required more development and analysis than we expected, so I’m down to one cluster…
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Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
Anybody want to do a “how it started vs. how it’s going/went” about their dissertation projects? Finishing up my doc and feeling pretty down about how much we had to cut down on the scope. 🔭
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Ele Willoughby @minouette.bsky.social · 10/05/2024
Happy birthday to astrophysicist Cecilia Payne-Gaposchkin (1900-1979), a trailblazer for women in #astronomy who discovered that hydrogen & helium are the most common elements in the universe.⁠ 🐡🧪👩🏼‍🔬🎢🔭 ⁠ Born England, she won a scholarship to Newnham College at Cambridge in 1919 where she heard 🧵1/n
My linocut portrait of Cecilia Payne-Gaposchkin in a lace collar in front of the sun in oranges and black against the blackness of space. At the bottom of the print is the solar absorption spectrum (a rainbow style gradient of indigo at left through to red and black at the right with specific discrete thin black vertical lines at various places).
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Dr. Natalie Hinkel @nataliehinkel.bsky.social · 26/04/2024
Is your brain ready for a LOT of interdisciplinary exoplanet knowledge! You know it is! 🪐👩🏻‍🔬🧪🛰️ 🧵In Jan 2021, Keith Putirka, Siyi Xu, and I joined forces to put together 15 chapters (and a workshop!**) written by experts in their field, where the core of each chapter was:
Screenshot of an email excerpt that Keith sent to Natalie and Siyi, outlining what he thought the focus of the RiMG chapters should be. These sentiments ended up being the crux of all of the chapters. The text says: ' "What do I want and need to learn from other disciplines?" and "What do other disciplines need to know about mine"? '
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Space Telescope Science Institute @stsci.edu · 18/04/2024
Each of the Roman Space Telescope’s mirrors had passed individual tests, but this was the first time they were assessed together. Engineers had to make sure light would move through all of the optics in a tightly controlled way, or else the telescope’s images would appear blurred. 🔭 🧪
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NASA’s Roman Space Telescope’s ‘Eyes’ Pass First Vision Test - NASA
Engineers at L3Harris Technologies in Rochester, New York, have combined all 10 mirrors for NASA’s Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope. Preliminary tests show
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