Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Happy first Roman rejection day to those who celebrate! 030
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Has anyone figured out why back-to-back Zoom calls turn your brain to soup, while back-to-back in-person meetings may be tedious but don’t liquify the brain? 120
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 19/03/2025I didn’t realize how spoiled I was with LSU’s lack of IT oversight until I got here and now I can’t do ANYTHING without summoning our tech to enter his password or finding some hacky workaround. 020
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 03/03/2025I hate having to do all this multi-factor authentication on my phone because, you see, every time I must open my phone to do that, I am tempted by The Other Notifications™️ 150
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I’ve really gotta stop accidentally leaving late on Fridays cause I keep ending up on the bus with a group of argumentative philosophy students and I really just can’t listen to that on top of *gestures at the general state of the world* 030
Reposted by Ali CrispJaclyn A. Siegel, PhD @jacasiegel.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Happy International Day of Women in Science. The National Science Foundation’s list of flagged words includes both “Women” and “Female.” 2823051016
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I don’t even know if it’s possible to catch up with everything I’ve missed in the past two weeks I’ve been out of the country without needing therapy afterwards. 110
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Wild being a lifelong southerner in Ohio today. You expect me to “work” with all this snow? I am meant to hoard bread/milk and frolic. 1280
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 04/01/2025It’s quite the rollercoaster getting a positive referee report for your first first-author paper and your mother’s cancer diagnosis on the same day… Universe couldn’t have me getting big-headed or something. 180
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 31/12/2024You know what’s wrong with the world? We haven’t had a new Guitar Hero since 2015 or a new Rock Band since 2017. People don’t get to settle their differences over a video game guitar battle anymore. We used to be a society! 030
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 05/12/20246 years of living in Louisiana did NOT prepare me for single-digit wind chills. Anybody wanna share their favorite soup/soup-adjacent recipes? 🥺 110
Reposted by Ali CrispDr. Mace Huston @mhuston.bsky.social · 04/12/2024New paper from me + collaborators on arxiv recently!! It's the SynthPop software paper, a code that began as my undergrad project 8 years ago: arxiv.org/abs/2411.18821arxiv.orgSynthPop: A New Framework for Synthetic Milky Way Population GenerationWe present SynthPop, a new open source, modular population synthesis Galactic modeling software to simulate catalogs of Milky Way stars along any sightline outward from the Sun. Motivated by a lack fl... 1254
Reposted by Ali CrispHuei Sears, PhD 🌟 @starlights.bsky.social · 04/12/2024new from me! We looked at very late time HST + JWST imaging of the exceptional GRB 221009A & see a break in the light curve + also see evidence for an additional component - maybe a light echo or a star cluster. 🔭 arxiv.org/abs/2412.02663arxiv.orgLate-time HST and JWST Observations of GRB 221009A: Evidence for a Break in the Light Curve at 50 DaysGRB 221009A is one of the brightest transients ever observed with the highest peak gamma-ray flux for a gamma-ray burst (GRB). A type Ic-BL supernova (SN), SN 2022xiw, was definitively detected in lat... 1234
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 04/12/2024My AAS journal submission is ready to go. My arXiv submission is ready to go. I can’t believe after over a year of this paper being “almost done,” something as small as getting the funding information is holding things up an additional week and a half (and counting)… 1150
Reposted by Ali CrispSeven Machina Rasmussen @toomanyspectra.bsky.social · 30/11/2024can I code fast? no. but can I code well? also no. but does my code work? alas, no 401182062114
Reposted by Ali CrispDr. Suchitra Narayanan @suchitra.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Beyond just astrochemistry, I am passionate about using our understanding of other planets to better understand our own (and advocate for) Earth. A few years ago, I published an article in @astrobites.bsky.social on astrophysics and eco-anxiety (astrobites.org/2021/06/04/a...).astrobites.orgThe “Pale Blue Dot” BluesThis Beyond Astrobites post discusses reconciling a career in astrophysics with eco-anxiety. When surrounded by our Earthly problems, specifically climate change, how can we find fulfillment in our… 193
Reposted by Ali CrispDiana Solano-Oropeza @dsolanooropeza.bsky.social · 29/11/2024oh yeah I got to take a photo with ann druyan and hear some sick science a few weeks ago astrobites.org/2024/11/28/g...astrobites.orgGiving thanks to Carl Sagan for 90 years of science inspirationRead about Carl Sagan and his legacy during your turkey break! 071
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Maybe, hopefully, fingers crossed, finally submitting my first first-author paper today, and I remembered this tweet I had saved from 2020. Maybe when I post the arXiv link + summary, I’ll share the playlist too… 1120
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Going to have to unionize against the universe so I can actually get a break… 0180
Reposted by Ali CrispPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 05/11/2024Whatever happens, try to do the right thing, try to protect people weaker than you, try to stand up to bullies, try to speak truth to power. 5985272134
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 05/11/2024I’ve done my part, but the existential dread persists. 050
Reposted by Ali CrispLaura Helmuth @laurahelmuth.bsky.social · 18/10/2024Marie Curie didn't necessarily aim to hire women in her lab, but she didn't have anything AGAINST women, and so ended up creating a network of more than 45 women trainees who changed (and are still changing) the course of science. By @clarakm.bsky.social with Dava Sobel on her new book 🧪scientificamerican.comThe Untold Story of Marie Curie’s Network of Female ScientistsMarie Curie is well known for her chemistry achievements but less so for helping other women succeed in science 171242325
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 16/10/2024The whisperings of hat hair season seem to be upon us… Or maybe it’s just the 6 years of grad school in a place with no real winter. 000
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 10/09/2024Can’t stop thinking about the dude that checked me out at Trader Joe’s who was like, “Astronomers really seem like people that must have their lives together.” 030
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 20/08/2024The pros of keeping paper and textbook PDFs on an iPad usually outweigh the cons for me, but sometimes when I go to look at a book and my iPad needs to be plugged in, I feel like having a bag of holding full of the physical copies would be much better… 000
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 14/08/2024Me, sending 1948205858th paper draft to friend: “Hey does this section make any sense?” Friend: “bro why is it 54 pages” 000
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 12/07/2024“Conference Day 3” is such a specific feeling — mostly of exhaustion. 020
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 07/06/2024Me: “Why am I so exhausted and struggling so much to write when that’s what usually comes easiest to me?” Also me: *has written 30 job applications and a 50 page (and counting) paper since September, without even getting into my dissertation* 010
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 30/05/2024Anybody want to do a “how it started vs. how it’s going/went” about their dissertation projects? Finishing up my doc and feeling pretty down about how much we had to cut down on the scope. 🔭 330
Reposted by Ali CrispEle Willoughby @minouette.bsky.social · 10/05/2024Happy birthday to astrophysicist Cecilia Payne-Gaposchkin (1900-1979), a trailblazer for women in #astronomy who discovered that hydrogen & helium are the most common elements in the universe. 🐡🧪👩🏼🔬🎢🔭 Born England, she won a scholarship to Newnham College at Cambridge in 1919 where she heard 🧵1/n 212152
Reposted by Ali CrispDr. Natalie Hinkel @nataliehinkel.bsky.social · 26/04/2024Is your brain ready for a LOT of interdisciplinary exoplanet knowledge! You know it is! 🪐👩🏻🔬🧪🛰️ 🧵In Jan 2021, Keith Putirka, Siyi Xu, and I joined forces to put together 15 chapters (and a workshop!**) written by experts in their field, where the core of each chapter was: 42111
Reposted by Ali CrispSpace Telescope Science Institute @stsci.edu · 18/04/2024Each of the Roman Space Telescope’s mirrors had passed individual tests, but this was the first time they were assessed together. Engineers had to make sure light would move through all of the optics in a tightly controlled way, or else the telescope’s images would appear blurred. 🔭 🧪nasa.govNASA’s Roman Space Telescope’s ‘Eyes’ Pass First Vision Test - NASAEngineers at L3Harris Technologies in Rochester, New York, have combined all 10 mirrors for NASA’s Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope. Preliminary tests show 0279
Reposted by Ali CrispAstrobites @astrobites.bsky.social · 11/04/2024From the astrobites collaboration: Astrobites Authors bring to you firsthand accounts of the action on the path of totality and the surreal experience of watching the celestial shadow. 🔭✨️ astrobites.org/2024/04/11/2...astrobites.org2024 Album of the Year: A Total Eclipse of the SunAstrobites Authors bring to you firsthand accounts of the action on the path of totality, and the surreal experience of watching the celestial shadow. 085
Reposted by Ali CrispAstrobites @astrobites.bsky.social · 11/04/2024From Astrobites: Chandra needs our help! #SaveChandra astrobites.org/2024/04/11/s...astrobites.org#SaveChandraChandra needs our help! 075
Reposted by Ali CrispAstrobites @astrobites.bsky.social · 27/03/2024From the Astrobites collaboration: The genocide in Gaza demands our attention and our action. As astronomers and members of the global scientific community, we cannot ignore the immense suffering and devastation inflicted upon our colleagues. 🔭 astrobites.org/2024/03/27/a...astrobites.orgAstrobites Statement on the Educational Siege in GazaThe genocide in Gaza demands our attention and our action. As astronomers and members of the global scientific community, we cannot ignore the immense suffering and devastation inflicted upon our c… 13424
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 03/04/2024Troublesome coauthor has not gotten the memo that I want this paper to our collaborators by the end of the week… 050
Reposted by Ali CrispScott Robeson @indianaclimate.bsky.social · 10/03/2024Best #ecclipse site around. Detailed info, maps, etc. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️timeanddate.comTotal Solar Eclipse on April 8, 2024 (Great North American Eclipse )Total solar eclipse on Monday, April 8, 2024: Where and when is the Sun eclipse visible? Path map, animation, and local times. 154
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 27/02/2024If I had a nickel for every time someone saw my fencing bag and asked me if I played the guitar, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice… 130
Reposted by Ali CrispAstrobites @astrobites.bsky.social · 11/02/2024From Lindsay DeMarchi: Satellites are proliferating in our low earth orbit. Data from the Steward Observatory characterizes which areas of the sky and which satellite models are the most bright, likely to interfere with astronomical observations. 🔭🧪 astrobites.org/2024/02/10/r...astrobites.orgReaching for the StarsSatellites are proliferating in our low earth orbit. Data from the Steward Observatory characterizes which areas of the sky and which satellite models are the most bright, likely to interfere with … 1114
Reposted by Ali CrispAAS Nova @aasnova.org · 07/02/2024Even Dark Sky Sites Aren’t Immune to Light Pollution Researchers quantified the impact of artificial lighting on sites across Chile for the first time, showing that we must actively preserve dark skies in remote areas and urban corridors alike. aasnova.org/2024/02/07/e... 🔭aasnova.orgEven Dark Sky Sites Aren't Immune to Light Pollution - AAS NovaResearchers showed that we must actively protect dark skies in remote and urban areas alike from the growing threat of light pollution. 073
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 07/02/2024Currently accepting any and all advice re: astro postdoc interviews. I’ve asked all my local peeps, but figure more can’t hurt (and might be useful for anyone else on the job market that sees the thread) 🔭 231
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 24/01/2024Two job rejections and a good ole-fashioned Louisiana drenching, and it’s not even 11:00? It’s Wednesday, my dudes… 000
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 30/12/2023Maybe next year if I just pretend the holidays aren’t happening and go about my business as usual, the universe will not deem it necessary to make Crisp-mas as terrible as possible. So if anyone’s looking for the world’s most productive-in-December postdoc… 010
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 18/12/2023Whatever is going on with my laptop today is highly relatable. 030
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 03/12/2023The continuing saga of Cecilia Payne-Gaposchkat wanting me to be unemployed… 060
Ali Crisp @crispyplanets.bsky.social · 15/11/2023🔭 Serious question: does proposal writing ever get easier, or am I doomed to always feel like I’ve forgotten everything I know about both astronomy and the English language as soon as I sit down to work on one? 240
Reposted by Ali CrispDr. Lili Alderson @lili-alderson.bsky.social · 14/11/2023Applications are open until Nov 30th! 🪐🔬⭐️ 085