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@crispymainer.bsky.social
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oligarch/theocrat/rain/demented orange fascist/GOP bootlickers hater, fam/Celts/Pats/TV/yak fishin/movies/Aussie/forward progress/contradiction lover, chill until I’m not

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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 5h
This guy Billings is quite a joke. Keep licking them boots, Randy!
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We’ve seen the FTD lean for a few years now and it’s getting unmistakable. As is his speech and brain function. As we expected back in 2024. What a shame we live among so many morons.
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
These screenshots are always so ridic a couple orange Oompa Loompas on either side of whatever lying shitbird they stick in the middle
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So this Hanania, whoever tf that is, seems to be a lil bitch, huh
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Get bent
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No, *really* watch
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Kevin James' Funny Eye Poke Gag
ALT: Kevin James' Funny Eye Poke Gag
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Imagine being taller than God What a flex
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Plus alcohol and processed foods.
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is quite literally exactly what they voted for, correct?
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not sure many humans have so eagerly and permanently given away their entire being to wallow in such depths of cravenness
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s so tiring to note that these people are always always always always always always either lying or stupid. There is no other alternative.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s confusing that @theatlantic.com described this man as a “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024” who when these are some of his very easily findable FB posts:
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had beet with no nose, but this flick had a few terrifying moments I won’t forget. This one plus the rotting meat on the counter which was more upsetting to me for some reason? (I wouldn’t even eat a steak at the time so idk)
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Some shitty Republican behavior calls for this gif multiple times a day now. Remarkable depths of craven cowardice from the most pathetic self-appointed tough guys to ever exist.
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Run Away! Run Away!
ALT: Run Away! Run Away!
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Shitty cosmetology certificates” MattY is a prick. That cert is a base requirement for entry into a female-dominated industry that provides proven pathways to ownership, flexibility & solid wages Want to argue the merits of the cert process? Great! It’s too high a floor MattY can stick it sideways✌️
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The purposeful boorishness, loud belligerence and intentional ignorance make what you’re describing nearly impossible. Most republicans acolytes revel in the absurdist lack of logic and morals espoused by their dear leader and his tribe every day. They love the cognitive dissonance and lean into it.
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So make them stand against the will of the people. And explicitly name all lawbreakers and their illegal acts. Every day for 2 years. And then the following 4 years. And so on. Meanwhile, build a coalition of fundraising and advocacy and infotainment to combat GOP oligarchs and their misinformation✌️
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Flog that horse, Sam, it ain’t dead yet
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I appreciate Justin’s econ info and perspective, but this smacks of the academia bubble. He’d be confronted with hate, active ignorance, racism, or the absolute embrace of misinformation (obvious lies) within two minutes of political discussion with my deep right wing family, coworkers, or neighbors
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Sesame Street when Bert loses his nose. Really traumatized me. I remember where we were living, so no later than kindergarten. 1975? My mom casually mentions how upset I was and to this day finds it oh so funny. No way I’m laughing about it. Still far too soon. I won’t watch this clip.
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Bert does not have a nose
YouTube video by Deuce Lauderdale Productions (do not terminate
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wow these guys all have such guilty consciences it’s crazy what a mark the slightest amount of attempted accountability left on them
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This guy 100% will become an evangelist when this gig ends. Unless this country grows up and decides to become a lawful nation.
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These rallies are his final refuge. He’s safe in their hateful embrace. I do wonder when he starts to openly advocate for the elimination of those that disagree with him. I’ll say May 2027.
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Scott Dworkin @dworkin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Three of our four investigations ended at the same senator's campaign account. A pardoned fraudster. Epstein's billionaire client. ICE's jailers. Susan Collins took money tied to all three. Maine has 31 days to be concerned. www.dworkinsubstack.com/p/trumps-sen...
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FAFO time for R’s. Sad so many Americans that voted Dem are feeling such pain as a result of the selfish and stupid Republican Party of Collins
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LePage is a belligerent pig, just like his orange daddy hero. I sure hope ME-02 sends his bloated carcass back to FL
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So ME sees paid Collins door knockers on my property 2+ times a week since August. I mock and they still come back. I guess the gig plays well enough, those PACs are rolling in dirty musk money.
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Welcome! I’m about half hour south at the moment
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s a game we can all play at home. Imagine sitting in a meeting discussing the amazing sales numbers of someone that had the same SA history and how that guy overcame so much adversity. Oh wait, he’d have been fired years before and the only references would be to shit all over him all over again
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CAKE @thebandcake.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The congressional switchboard number is (202) 224-3121. Put it in your cell phone. Use it. If you're not calling at least once a week, you're not doing your part.
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Zach is not a conventional country star by any means. But it’s the former in any case. This being done in MA isn’t even slightly off brand
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The greatest self-own in human history. But at least that bloated demented rotting carcass on the right will die with a much larger investment portfolio.
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Somebody absolutely taught her that defensive move. She’s a trash human but I’m gonna stop way short of blaming her for voluntarily spending so much time seeking the attention of a known pedo predator sociopathic malignant narcissist
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Filthy carnival barker.
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Barry always seemed like a really nice guy. Bet he’s a great neighbor
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The internet of things! Yay!
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Bad Movies Rule Bmr
ALT: Bad Movies Rule Bmr
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Swallow my shit and beg for more, MAGA” And many still do. Remarkable
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Brian Regan's Hilarious 'DERRR!!!' Face
ALT: Brian Regan's Hilarious 'DERRR!!!' Face
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Seems to me the NFL is 5+ years removed from the golden age of QBs. Coupled with substantial ‘ascendent’ QB injuries, I don’t see why the networks wouldn’t want to advance a narrative of Watson as rehabilitated and reborn star that has overcome oh so very much adversity. The hero’s journey, indeed
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nothing novel here but the entire sport is built on narratives and punditry. It’s 0.5 hours of play once a week, with 167.5 hours a week filled with pulp. It’s surely the true American pastime. Of course the game merchants will sell pro-player stories, it’s their (and I guess your) literal business🤷‍♂️
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LePage is an empty-brained tool of the fascist right wing and I hope ME-02 dispatches him to FL once again next month. Ideally, never to return.
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Get a load of these ignorant filthy scumbag cultists
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m starting to seriously decouple from all pro sports. We have to starve them of views. Stop watching, no tickets, merch, posts or clicks, going out to watch the game. I’ll be down to the NBA this year. With incessant betting/prediction mkt stuff and private equity owners, that’ll need to end, too✌️
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
JFC the flop sweat on Florida Paul
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Goodness he’s so thoughtful
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🙌 this kid 🙌
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh my
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is just pathetic. How does a society reinstate shame?
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crispy @crispymainer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Same, trying to forecast infrastructure funding and project opportunities for our 80% public sector AEC firm. We all just work away as if the world hasn’t shifted on its axis. Tedious af tbh
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