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I can’t believe its not @twcau

@crispykangaroo.com
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…or so the Germans would have us believe. (Bonus points if you know the reference) #Aussie #tech professional in the public sector; enjoys #technology, security, #travel, #cooking, #photography, and #HomeAssistant. Living on Whadjuk Country, Australia 🇦🇺

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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 2h
And let me guess - this brain fart did absolutely nothing to explain or support their core thesis?
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 2h
Let’s Make A Meal. #FrugalTVShows #HashtagGames
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Yung En Chee @yungenchee.bsky.social · 3h
Excerpts from the tremendous public service & public resource that is the HANSON DOSSIER - the "complete public accountability record of Pauline Hanson. Drawn from court judgments, parliamentary records, AEC data, and verified journalism" Share it & keep it handy‼️ 👉 thehansonrecord.com
Excerpt from the HANSON DOSSIER

Senator Hanson had a tendency to make racist, discriminatory, hateful, derogatory and Islamophobic statements, particularly in relation to persons of colour, migrants to Australia and Muslims. She was found to be an argumentative witness who would say anything which came to mind if she felt it would suit her at the time. - Justice Angus Stewart, Federal Court of Australia - Faruqi v Hanson, November 2024. 
This is a formal judicial finding made after hearing Hanson testify under oath. It is not a political opinion. It is the considered judgment of an Australian Federal Court judge.Excerpt from a section titled The Verdict in the HANSON DOSSIER

Pauline Hanson has spent 30 years telling Australians she is one of them. A battler. A plain-speaker. A politician who cuts through the rubbish and fights for ordinary people against a self-serving political class and the wealthy elites who have rigged the system. That story does not match what she has actually done.

She has been found guilty of racial discrimination by the Federal Court of Australia. She has been suspended from the Senate and censured 55 votes to 5. Her senior staff were caught on hidden camera trying to sell Australia's gun laws to American lobbyists for up to $20 million. She personally cast doubt on the Port Arthur massacre on hidden camera. She has accepted a $2 million plane from Australia's richest billionaire and undisclosed jet flights from that same billionaire. She billed taxpayers to attend that billionaire's fundraising events on a luxury cruise ship. She placed her daughter in a $150,000 taxpayer-funded job and banned the journalist who asked about it from all future access. She attended just 12 per cent of Senate estimates hearings over her career while being paid a full senator's salary. She promoted vaccine misinformation linking vaccines to autism and cancer. She published a book claiming Aboriginal women ate their babies to "demonstrate savagery" and used it to raise funds for her party.Excerpt from a section titled The Verdict in the HANSON DOSSIER cont'd

While doing all of that, she has voted against wage increases for workers, against childcare funding for families, against housing affordability policies, against public school funding, against renewable energy, against renters' rights, against COVID vaccine urgency as Australians were dying in aged care, and against nearly every social safety net mechanism that would actually help the working-class Australians she claims to represent.

She changed her party's constitution in 2017 to give herself lifetime leadership and the sole right to choose her own successor, making One Nation constitutionally indistinguishable from a personal fiefdom. Seven senators have quit or been expelled from the party since 2016. The party founded on anti-establishment populism is now bankrolled by a mining billionaire worth tens of billions of dollars, flying on her private jet and attending her fundraisers on a luxury cruise ship.

The people who pay the price for Pauline Hanson's political career are the ordinary Australians she claims to represent. The record is public. The choice is yours.Excerpt from the HANSON DOSSIER

Table comparing the policy position of One Nation, Labor, Coalition and the Greens on 13 policies relating to: Climate Science, Gun Laws, Worker Pay Rises, ABC and SBS, Renewable Energy, Housing Affordability, Childcare, Public School Funding, Abortion Rights, UN Membership, Multiculturalism, Trans Healthcare, and Press Freedom

[On every single one, One Nation has a regressive, frequently far-right radical stance]
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 4h
@pef-moderation.org Al Jazerra being marked as disinformation - I don’t think so.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Elon, whose genAI is the world's largest distributor of CSAM, has essentially infinite money to throw at evading any kind of consequences for producing and distributing more CSAM than any human in history.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 5h
Ow, my ass. All that cycling last night tracking the scooter thief has left my butt and upper leg muscles in a bit of a state this morning.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 12h
Also, sending you all some of the *biggest squishy virtual hugs* and positive vibes from Australia.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 12h
As someone on the spectrum (late life diagnosis), who still hasn't fully processed bullying trauma from my primary school years - I understand entirely. I hope she understands she has parents around her who love and support her unconditionally, and that you're all getting the support you need.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 12h
Last stop for the evening, police station counter to drop off some evidence - the backup AirTag from my scooter, that the thief finally managed to pry out of its sealed and screwed shut case; and threw approx. 18m from the road into the ballast railway reserve.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 13h
Holy hell - that's just awful. I genuinely hope things are much better for your kid now, and that they never have to experience such a thing ever again.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 13h
Weekend revellers making their way home, or the next club, enter the train barefoot - and not paying attention to what’s in front of them. Coming within centimetres of a ruined evening, missing the pile of sawdust by a whisker. #Perth #PublicTransport #PublicTransit
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 14h
When I get home, I’m going to post a full thread about my day. Get ready for some fun. PS: Turns out the toerag who stole my scooter - person of interest for Police.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 15h
RE: infosec.exchange/@masek/11737616531… This is a well made point.
infosec.exchange
Martin Seeger (@masek@infosec.exchange)
# Surveillance Considered Harmful There is an interesting detail emerging from the attempted terrorist attack on Flydubai Flight 1073. According to current reports, the co-pilot had already been barred from flying by Oman Air because of concerns about extremist views. Yet somehow he ended up flying for Flydubai. And somehow an Omani citizen, from a country whose pilots are not allowed to fly into Israel, ended up in the cockpit of a flight to Tel Aviv (Source: https://apnews.com/article/cf64a228799e6e788e834cac2a489ab2). This happened in a region containing some of the most heavily surveilled societies on the planet. Saudi Arabia, where the aircraft eventually landed, is a particularly extreme example: internet activity, social media and private communications are subject to extensive state surveillance (Source: https://freedomhouse.org/country/saudi-arabia/freedom-net/2025). Other Gulf states are not far behind in the scale and reach of their surveillance. And yet here we are. This points to a more fundamental problem with surveillance as a weapon against terrorism. What does a terrorist actually want? *Physical destruction is only the means. The real target is psychological: fear, distrust, disruption and ultimately the fragmentation of society. A terrorist cannot destroy a society through physical violence alone. But it may be sufficient to make that society afraid enough to start damaging itself.* And this is where mass surveillance becomes dangerously counterproductive. A functioning society depends on trust: trust between citizens, trust in institutions, and the assumption that most people around us are not our enemies. Terrorism attacks exactly that trust. Mass surveillance does, too. It tells everyone that everyone is potentially suspicious. It normalizes observation, suspicion and self-censorship. In trying to make society more resilient against individual terrorists, we risk weakening the very social cohesion that makes a society resilient in the first place. The irony of Flight 1073 is therefore hard to miss. **We have built extraordinarily powerful machinery for watching millions of ordinary people, while apparently failing at the much more mundane task of asking why a pilot previously considered an extremism risk was sitting in the cockpit of an airliner bound for Israel.** Surveillance considered harmful. Not merely because it invades privacy. But because it can fail even at the trivial things while quietly weakening the society it was supposed to protect.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 20h
And if you’re so incapable of stopping your child from ignoring instructions and licking things, either he needs to learn consequences, or the Dept for Communities just needs to take them away. #Perth #PerthTransit #PerthTransport
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 22h
I mean outside Costco for heavens sake. How the heck did nobody twig ‘you’ve not unlocked the lock’ or give a crap. The entire outer southern suburbs of Perth can go get a big black dog up it. Specifically you - Kwinana, Willard, Rockingham and Waikiki.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 22h
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Second time I’ve had an e-scooter stolen this year. And this time with a much better bike lock (ART Gold rated), a vastly difficult keyway to pick due to its design, and yet they stole it in broad daylight from outside a busy Costco. Going to lose my shit today.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 23h
That’s what everyone wants to hear on the train, a Caucasian male - under the influence mind you - going on about his arseless chaps in an attempt to chat up two women. Classy. #Perth #PublicTransit #PublicTransport
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 03/10/2026
Ok New Zealand - what is wrong with you? thespinoff.co.nz/society/03-10-2026…
thespinoff.co.nz
Kiwibank is desperately trying to stop people saying they want to fuck its sheep mascot
But for every lustful post killed by a legal threat, another 10 take its place.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 03/10/2026
In case you need any more proof that the Australian Jewish Association aren’t serious people…
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 03/10/2026
I may have just eaten a pistachio cheesecake for breakfast.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 03/10/2026
Now John, you can’t drop a subtoot like that without naming names of which numpty broadcasters’ minions called you at 1am. 😉
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 01/10/2026
New Chemical Safety Board video just dropped: youtu.be/HmiQFYGc6C4 (And there’s a new narrator) #Safety #ChemicalSafety #Industrial
youtu.be
- YouTube
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 01/10/2026
Oh sweet summer child. That began long ago, when they cut off the 3rd party apps with stupid API pricing, screwed around with Moderators ad nauseum, and repeatedly failed to get spammers under control.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 01/10/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@zackwhittaker/1173… “Feels like the start of Reddit’s demise.”
mastodon.social
Zack Whittaker (@zackwhittaker@mastodon.social)
This is a major blow to the open web! For as long as I can remember, Reddit has embraced RSS feeds and public API access to users, apps, and developers, allowing the site to thrive. To start choking access after decades of open doors is really sad and feels like the start of Reddit's demise. https://techcrunch.com/2026/09/30/reddit-is-killing-rss-feeds-ending-public-api-access-because-of-ai-bots/
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 01/10/2026
RE: mastodon.social/@verge/117360230730… Or, and hear me out - you could just not order from Doordash, Uber Eats, or any of them.
mastodon.social
The Verge (@verge@mastodon.social)
You’ll soon be able to order DoorDash by text message https://www.theverge.com/tech/1002545/doordash-text-orders-drones-retail-returns-availability
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 30/09/2026
Just heard someone pronounce Warwick on the train, and it was so bad I had to look around and check if Warwick Capper was on the train.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 30/09/2026
Bogans.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 30/09/2026
- printers so over-spec’d they’re a waste of money for the page volume they’ll actually do. And they’re a NFP that is having to keep a really tight reign over their finances, yet an idiot PM’s didn’t give a flying.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 29/09/2026
RE: social.chinwag.org/@abc_bot/1173529… Holy hell. He and his wife had to spend 17 years!!! pursuing a council for what seemingly amounts to obvious negligence. The decision in this case, which I’m reading through now: archive.sclqld.org.au/qjudgment/202…
social.chinwag.org
Unofficial ABC News Bot (@abc_bot@chinwag.org)
Brisbane cyclist who lost eye wins $675k negligence pay out https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09-29/qld-brisbane-cyclist-wins-675k-from-council/107207330 #Courts
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 29/09/2026
RE: mastox.eu/@ZackPolanski/11735218894… He’s the Prime Minister, and he can’t judge things of that enormity… Then you’re in the wrong job mate.
mastox.eu
Zack Polanski (@ZackPolanski@mastox.eu)
Attached: 1 image RT: @Shambles151 Andy Burnham says the people of the UK stand with Israel.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 28/09/2026
Nay. Airports without carpet are an awful acoustic nightmare.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 28/09/2026
That’s too much common sense for me, when it’s 10pm at night. 😂
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 27/09/2026
My big bag of Japanese pork gyoza is entirely stuck together in the freezer. This’ll be fun to try and cook later in the week 🙄
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 27/09/2026
RE: live.acarsdrama.com/@trending/11734… What about wood derivatives?
live.acarsdrama.com
Trending ACARS Drama (@trending@live.acarsdrama.com)
Air to Ground Message: THIS IS A MODERN JET W/ NO WOOD UPON WHICH TO KNOCK. KNOCK EXTRA FOR US ON YOUR END PLEASE. Area: Louisville, KY, USA A: #a051021e6ba F: #f1e3afe0eea #acars #vdlm2 🔗 Original: https://live.acarsdrama.com/@acarsdrama/117342478554225462
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 27/09/2026
@wolfierankin.bsky.social A story in your wheelhouse: apple.news/ABdFHqfeCQaW...
apple.news
GOP Senator claims ‘furry’ epidemic in airline industry as Republican hopes to keep Congress dim — MS NOW
MS NOW Writer & Editor Hayes Brown, Rolling Stone Politics Reporter Nikki McCann Ramirez, MS NOW Senior National Security Reporter David Rohde, and The Guardian Contributing Writer Charles Blow join A...
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 27/09/2026
What, and I cannot say this enough, the fuck. Dude needs a real hobby.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 27/09/2026
Context?
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 27/09/2026
Who is Jaimie Johnstone, and why is an obviously racist clown being given oxygen by SBS: www.sbs.com.au/news/article/sbs-exa…
Screenshot of an SBS article on Money Transfers, saying “A Money Transfer Australia report said $35 billion was sent from Australia as remittances in 2024, including nearly $7
billion to India.
"When someone earns that money in
Australia, but remits part of that portion
overseas, that portion is not being spent
hereẠỊpolitical commentator Jaimie
Johnstone said in a recent social media
post about the report.
"That money is not going to an Australian
cafe or restaurant. It's not being spent with
an Australian tradie, it's not being used to
purchase Australian products, not in an
Australian shop, not circulating within an
Australian household.
"And if we're going to have a serious
national conversation about immigration,
surely capital flowing out of our domestic
economy should be part of that
conversation too.”Another screenshot of the same SBS article, where the basis of Johnstone’s claims are debunked by an ANU RLEconomics Professor, saying “But Ryan Edwards, an associate economics
professor at the Australian National
University, says we should be sceptical of
these numbers.
"We don't really measure money going out
very well... those numbers are actually
much softer," he said.
Even if those estimates were correct, "that
would still be under 1 per cent of our
economy" and tax had already been paid on
the income.
He noted the argument against remittances
didn't account for the benefits migrants
bring.”
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 26/09/2026
Things I hate - migrating to a new mobile phone. Never simple, never straightforward - and my day job is computer touching by trade.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 26/09/2026
The ACNC report shows that even the essential premise is wrong - www.acnc.gov.au/charity/charities/9… Their money isn’t going to uses outside of Australia. And lying to the ACNC has actual legal consequences.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 26/09/2026
I personally despise the zionist cause as much as any sensible leftie, and happily support BDS. But to go around spreading claims that don’t stand up to the most basic scrutiny is just wrong. Fama, malum qua non aliud velocius ullum; to quote the poet Virgil.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 26/09/2026
And checking the ACNC report, and the foundations annual report - none of their grants and donations are made for use outside of Australia. So again, another nail in the coffin for this one, especially since there’s no evidence for the overseas support claim.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 26/09/2026
It’s honestly great just how little effort people put into reading things. Leibler isn’t a founder of Spotlight. So what are Fraid and Freid’s values? (actual founders of the company)
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 26/09/2026
I’m saying that the claims don’t stack up to basic scrutiny. There’s enough inaccuracy with the facts that can be readily confirmed, to cast reasonable doubt on the claimed facts that can’t be confirmed.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 26/09/2026
You might need to check your work - I spend 30min checking this and confirmed the following: bsky.app/profile/crispykangaroo.com…
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 26/09/2026
Slight problem… these claims don’t pass a basic fact check.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 26/09/2026
There’s a few problems with this image circulating BSky: - Zionist Foundation of Australia doesn’t actually exist. - Zionost Federation of Australia does exist, and the person in question is Jeremy Leibler. - Leibler is a director of the Spotlight Foundation, and not Spotlight Group Holdings.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 25/09/2026
RE: mstdn.social/@lowqualityfacts/11662… Ragebait a Simpsons fan today.
mstdn.social
Low Quality Facts (@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social)
Attached: 1 image That blows my mind.
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I can’t believe its not @twcau @crispykangaroo.com · 24/09/2026
Compared to what serious state exactly?
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