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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Suzie always empties a few pockets with her cover of Muskrat Love.
sidewalk chalk drawing of a muskrat with coins at her feet playing a cigar box banjo. She is singing, and may or may not be jinging the jango.
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Crispy Bacon Wizard @crispybaconwizard.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Huey Lewis and the Cashews
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Crispy Bacon Wizard @crispybaconwizard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Homer Simpson's Bacon Body Meal
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
PabloReports: What do you make of Trump saying Americans who oppose data centers are backwards and poor? AOC: I mean, how about we put one in Mar-a-Lago? I love that. Let’s put a data center at Mar-a-Lago, and we’ll see how backwards and poor he is in response to that.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's like a parody, but it's deadly serious; the Commerce Department (which includes Census, NOAA, and others) has outright deleted "don't alter or suppress scientific findings for political reasons" from its scientific integrity rules. Seriously.
Protecting against "inappropriate influence" is no longer a "hallmark" of scientific integrity

The Commerce Department updated its policy for promoting a "culture of scientific integrity" in January 2025, days before Trump's second inauguration.

A new Trump administration order bans the Census Bureau and the Bureau of Economic Analysis from using statistical “noise,” or data for fuzzing survey results, to protect people’s privacy in their statistics.

The 2025 version included bans on attempts to shape or interfere in data collection, statistical analysis and other scientific activities "against well-accepted scientific methods and theories or without scientific justification."

The department's policy, the 2025 version said, involves ensuring scientific findings at its agencies "are not suppressed, delayed, or altered for political purposes and are not subjected to inappropriate influence," as well as making sure there's "independent review of facilities, methodologies, and other scientific activities as appropriate to ensure scientific integrity."

That language is missing, however, in the Trump administration's revision of the policy, according to an NPR analysis of text posted on the Commerce Department's website.

And while the revision adopts a definition for "scientific integrity" that is similar to the previous version, it no longer says that "protection from inappropriate influence" is among the "hallmarks of scientific integrity."
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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The emergence of Bailey, who grows sunflowers for shade:
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The cyclospora outbreak has reached 13,895 cases across 47 states. The FDA has recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination. Screwworm cases continue to rise. And we’ve just surpassed 2,500 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record. “Make America Healthy Again.”
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Trump's DHS has spent $2.2B buying immigrant detention centers from private prison giants CoreCivic and GEO. Remember: both were among Trump's biggest donors in 2024 and have secured millions in lucrative federal contracts since his return to power. Never forget who profits from Trump's cruelty.
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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Philomena finds that missing pieces can lead to expanded horizons.
sidewalk chalk drawing of a pig with wings flying through a square hole in the sidewalk with blue skies beneath
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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The emergence of Fraser, who is one foot away from a serious breakthrough on the road to personal growth:
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Susan @chich1218.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Happy Birthday to the greatest president of my lifetime! #Obama #Momsky
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
RFK Jr's CDC reportedly scaled back foodborne disease tracking last year, removing cyclospora from mandatory reporting. The CDC also lost roughly 3,000 employees since 2025. Now a cyclosporiasis outbreak has killed 2 and sickened thousands across 45 states. "Make America Healthy Again."
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Christopher 🏴 @subject72.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh well I guess that's the wheel gone 😳 #AssassinsCreed
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Kamala Harris: We have a president taking America into a war the people did not ask for, spending billions of dollars without paying attention to the people right here in America who are losing their health coverage because of policies they are pushing to pay for a tax cut for the rich…
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Crispy Bacon Wizard @crispybaconwizard.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Kenway has his eyes on the target! #AssassinsCreed #BlackFlag #Virtualphotography
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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Hello, Michigan! If you're in the northern part of the southern peninsula (or vice versa) this week, I'd love to draw with you at the Three Pines Studio and Gallery in Cross Village on Thursday! threepinesstudio.com/product/chal...
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Chalk Art Workshop with David Zinn (JULY 30, 1-2:30pm) - Three Pines Studio and Gallery
Date: Thursday, July 30, 2026 Time: 1:00-2:30pm Cost: $50 Class size limited to 25 participants (Ages 8-103!)
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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Astrid likes to make herself comfortable as the summer days are dragon on.
sidewalk chalk drawing of a dragon curled up in a hammock stretched between two sidewalk weeds (top half real, bottom half chalk)
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Crispy Bacon Wizard @crispybaconwizard.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The Jackdaw ☠️ #ACBlackflag #assassinscreed #blackflag #virtualphotography #blackflagresynced
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Crispy Bacon Wizard @crispybaconwizard.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
#AssassinsCreed #BlackFlag #virtualphotography
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Crispy Bacon Wizard @crispybaconwizard.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I guess it's the pirate life for me! #AssassinsCreed #BlackFlagResynced #BlackFlag
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I went outside and immediately considered cancelling my physical therapy appointment in ten minutes. What is this. What happened to outside. Who did this.
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Fred Guttenberg @fredguttenberg.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 13/07/2026
Americans are once again watching in horror as Trump’s lawless federal agents took another life - this time in Maine. We must seek accountability and justice and an end to this madness.
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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Norma's newest backup plan is "reduce, reuse, and retreat into an impenetrable fortress."
sidewalk chalk drawing of a hamster peering out of a tin can. The lid of the can is a gas utility cover set in the pavement.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Today of all days, let's remember that immigrants make America great.
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The Truth About Immigrants and the Economy | Robert Reich
No matter what you hear on Fox News, immigrants are good for the economy and our society. Watch.
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Biden: By the way, have you noticed that Americans today are saying the economy under the Biden administration was a hell of a lot better than under Trump?
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Crispy Bacon Wizard @crispybaconwizard.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You've Caged the last Elephant
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fDavis @fdavis.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The emergence of Grognug, who needs a larger wading pool for his duck.
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool
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Amanda Marcotte @amandamarcotte.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Trump ran for president to erase Obama's legacy. Instead, the Obama center opening yesterday showed how Trump only amplified nostalgia for the Obama years. One of these men will be remembered fondly for decades to come. It won't be Trump. www.salon.com/2026/06/19/t...
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The new Obama Presidential Center ramps up Trump's jealousy - Salon.com
The Iran war loss cements the current president’s failed legacy
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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If you ask Sluggo to sing with you on the sidewalk, he will duet.
sidewalk chalk drawing of a small green stalk-eyed monster singing next to a happy open-mouthed slug
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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The emergence of Pete and his staring contest opponent, who has an unfair non-blinking advantage.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Trump stormed out of an interview with NBC's Kristin Welker this weekend when pressed for evidence of his repeated claims of fraudulent voting. He has no proof because mass voter fraud doesn't exist. It's a pretext for him to try to rig the midterms.
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Trump's Scheme to Rig the Midterms
Voter fraud is so rare that a person is more likely to get struck by lightning than to cast a fraudulent ballot.So why d
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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The emergence of Anthea, who may or may not be interested in catching butterflies.
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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Lucy’s Maxim: confuse them with kindness, then bop ‘em on the snoot with a flower if you need to.
sidewalk chalk drawing of a hamster holding a rose in front of a confused snake
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Cost of extending ACA subsidies: $30B/year Cost of Trump's Iran War: $29B and counting It's not a question of what we can afford. It's a question of priorities.
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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Hey, is it a crime to aid and abet, via financial payments and other illicit encouragements, people who violently attacked the American government? Just wondering if I imagined the Treason statute
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Simon Abrams, King of the Witches @simonsaybrams.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The American Heart Association just posted this and tbh, I LOLed.
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Crispy Bacon Wizard @crispybaconwizard.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
The average American has three friends
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Three Amigos' Hilarious Dance
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Hakeem Jeffries @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Regime change is coming to Congress in November.
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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
The emergence of Cedric, who has a nervous chewing habit but keeps it to himself:
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David Zinn @davidzinn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Cedric has a nervous chewing habit, but he keeps it to himself.
sidewalk chalk drawing of a small green dragon with his tail held between his teeth
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Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
We all have days like this
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Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @ocasio-cortez.house.gov · 17/04/2026
Deportation is a matter of life-and-death for 350,000+ Haitian nationals in the U.S. That is why I am proud to have voted to pass @pressley.house.gov’s legislation to extend Haiti TPS and give our neighbors the critical protections they deserve.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Your Tax Day reminder that Trump and Republicans’ big, ugly bill gutted food stamps and healthcare to dole out tax cuts for giant corporations and the billionaires that run them. The midterms are just months away. Remember this. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hbwm7LrKW0
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Is This Trump’s Biggest Scam Yet?
The Trump-Republican “Big Beautiful Bill” is actually a “Big Ugly Nightmare.”Much of what’s included in it will begin in
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Crispy Bacon Wizard @crispybaconwizard.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
How not to place a trophy system in Black Ops 7 🤦‍♂️ #BlackOps7 #CallofDuty #Xbox
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Aaron Black @aaronblack.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Republicans are funding Trump’s war in Iran with over 1 trillion dollars in cuts to Medicaid. His stupidity is costing more than 15 million people their healthcare coverage. Let that sink in for a minute. We deserve better than this. Vote them all out of office in November! #HealthcareNotTrumpsWar
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Trump is touting the no tax on tips provision in his budget bill. But many tipped workers won't benefit because their earnings are so low. And the provision expires in 2028. The estate tax cuts that primarily benefit the rich? Those were made permanent. Funny how that works.
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