Reposted by KeltsKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 11/09/2025no one is obliged to mourn someone who wanted them dead 219323
Reposted by KeltsStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/09/2025 13899352933
Kelts @crispety.bsky.social · 10/09/2025I survived a mass shooting as a child. Charlie Kirk said that it was okay that that happened, because the 2nd Amendment is more important than children’s lives My thoughts and prayers have better things to do today 1134160
Kelts @crispety.bsky.social · 11/02/2025I stopped giving my custom to like 20 companies in the last month, and I can do it to you, too, Google. It’s the Gulf of Mexico, you cretinous flunkies. 030
Kelts @crispety.bsky.social · 24/01/2025🙌 I am drowning 🙌 🙅 there is no sign of land 🙅 🏊 you are coming down with me 🏊 🤝 hand in unlovable hand 🤝 040
Kelts @crispety.bsky.social · 20/01/2025Opened the zombified corpse of TikTok and the first thing I see is an ad for Instagram 🚫⛔️🙅♀️ 020
Kelts @crispety.bsky.social · 19/01/2025That last TikTok I ever saw. Don’t let them hide the truth from you 060
Reposted by KeltsEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 19/01/2025Welcome to Bluesky from TikTok. You may remember your platform being full of cool timely stuff. Anyway this place is for arguing about whether someone is problematic for talking about plantains. You may wonder who makes the rules, and the answer is "me" 36151569
Reposted by Keltss. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 19/01/2025Anyway now that I’ve finally deleted instagram and lost TikTok expect me to become a full-time Problem on here 252420158
Kelts @crispety.bsky.social · 14/01/2025Being neurodiverse in your 30s is wild, bc I finally understand how to mask convincingly, but I no longer want to 020
Reposted by KeltsTracieBreaux @traciebreaux.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Him: I need advice. Me: (eating red velvet cake for breakfast) You came to the right person. 814338378
Kelts @crispety.bsky.social · 08/01/2025I guess I'm relocating to Bluesky since all the other social platforms' owners want to hungry hungry hippo our civil rights 050
Kelts @crispety.bsky.social · 16/12/2024yesterday morning: I am going to cut down on consumption and save money yesterday night: I am going to give TouchTunes my actual adult money to play ICP’s “Miracles” at everyone in this dive bar 040
Reposted by Keltslocalswampgay @localswampgay.bsky.social · 08/12/2024If I was an orchestra conductor I would tie a string to my little wand so that when i practiced my conducting I am also playing with my cat 1441122
Reposted by KeltsNeil Renic @ncrenic.bsky.social · 30/11/2024“thanks so much for the feedback” 542230207
Reposted by KeltsJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/12/2024life is a highway I’m going to add lanes to it to relieve congestion and it’s not going to work 302700359
Kelts @crispety.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie. 140
