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Politics. Sports- 49ers SFGiants SJSharks Usually express my opinions with Seinfeld gifs Top skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tnstaffcrp…

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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 11h
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Fawlty Towers Manuel: I Know Nothing
Alt: Fawlty Towers Manuel: I Know Nothing
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 11h
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Mork in Red Suit Posing
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 14h
And here’s Thom Tillis talking on CNN doing exactly that.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 14h
That season led to the exact moment the Tank got the reputation as the loudest barn in the league. Even though we lost that series. youtu.be/t7dlxDZhkZ0?...
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San Jose Sharks vs Edmonton Oilers
YouTube video by ssx95351
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 14h
We moved and had some boxes in a closet then randomly found this sitting on the floor. #TurnItAllTeal
A pocket schedule of the San Jose Sharks 2006-2006 schedule. See kids, they used to print these pocket schedules that you’d get at bars and restaurants or at the Tank because everyone wasn’t carrying a computer in their pockets.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No tv tonight but score updates not looking great for the Sharks.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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No Charlie Unicorn: Candy Mountain
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And when you point it out it’s “he wasn’t serious, don’t you know a joke when you hear it”
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Oh, don't forget milk," Biberty says. "No point to cereal if there's no milk." "Yeah, don't worry about it," I say, closing the car door behind me. "Oh boy. Sure is hot in here," Biberty says. "Wish he cracked a window, ha ha." I walk past the store entrance, down the street, into the autumn sun
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Steve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bit why would you listen to me?
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I said don’t do this. Do not.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don’t mess this up Eagles. Beat LA.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My man looks like Mike Myers wearing a mask of Michael Myers
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
be sure to hydrate with la croix this week
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh Saquon ouch.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's what I'm talking about. Dave Grohl recognized Jack Smith as a hero. 🔥
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If your unsure about the Cornell case- go watch The Accused (1988) with Jodi Foster- based on a true story. It’ll put things in horrifically disturbing perspective.
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Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nuclear reactors on the Moon while health care costs are at unsustainable levels, homelessness is endemic, and we keep cutting our inadequate social safety net. Just insane.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
True about goal being a weakness but they’re not a goaltender away from contending for a cup and what do they give up for Hellebuyck? See what they really gave with Asky and Ned with actual defense in front of them.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let’s learn how to protect a lead Sharks. All good. Here we go. #TurnItAllTeal
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let’s go!!! Game!!!
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
3 point game. Time left and Arike on the floor.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Valks ushers have flair.
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Office Space: We Need To Talk About Your Flair
ALT: Office Space: We Need To Talk About Your Flair
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lauren is undefeated on her challenge calls.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Huge challenge to say the least. Wow.
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Sheldon Hyperventilates
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Can they challenge that? She’s in
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Let’s go!!!!
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh shit is Nikase ok?
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Arike is pretty good. Can’t defend her.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The lead!!!!
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just not making shots.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Valks, let’s go now. Game started ya?
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cangioni!!!!🤌🤌🤌🤌 Sharks win!!!
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“I’m not even supposed to be here today!”
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nice little shift by Cangioni after the fluke deflection off him. Good for Wars to put him right back out there.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It was three… nah you know the rest. All good. Let’s go Sharks. Get it back.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Macklin!!! Hockey is good.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For sure, they’re not hesitating a second.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The playbook against the Sharks is going to be rough the young studs up to knock them off their game. Make em pay every time.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SMITH SHORTY!!! 2-0 #TurnItAllTeal
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Max Miller @real-max-miller.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mason Marchment! The fans go bonkers to Green Day’s “Holiday”. 1-0 #SJSharks
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lol old is new again. But it’s like a generic version it sounds like.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They went back to Green Day- good but it’s like the Muzak version- bad
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Marchment!!! (New song sucks)
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Post is friend.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh just a team taking cheap shots to the back of the hottest NHL star and the refs like meh.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bro cheapass cross check on Celebrini and no call?!?!
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Let’s Go Sharks! I wanna hear the new song!
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Eric Alper @thatericalper.com · 02/10/2026
I can get behind this.
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