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@crispb.bsky.social
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Politics. Sports- 49ers SFGiants SJSharks Usually express my opinions with Seinfeld gifs Top skeets: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tnstaffcrp…

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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Totally random Gwen Ifill appreciation post.
Gwen Ifill- GOAT interviewer.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And here’s Thom Tillis talking on CNN doing exactly that.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We moved and had some boxes in a closet then randomly found this sitting on the floor. #TurnItAllTeal
A pocket schedule of the San Jose Sharks 2006-2006 schedule. See kids, they used to print these pocket schedules that you’d get at bars and restaurants or at the Tank because everyone wasn’t carrying a computer in their pockets.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
George Costanza says “Live Dammit! Live!” to his friend who is balding.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes! Mystery solved! lol.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Help me out with the Kuip drawing #SFGiants bsky- I get the boiler but what’s the head?
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sharks win. I was at my first Quakes game. They won too!
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Duke says same
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s multitasking season. #TurnItAllTeal #SJSharks
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Why do they hate me?
Bottom rack of a dishwasher with three plates in one row and two bowls in the other but the two bowls are facing opposite directions.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Emotionally I’m here
Mitch McConnell sitting in a wheelchair in a van frozen catatonic with a blank smiling face totally oblivious to the world around him on his way to be one of the most powerful people in the world.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Great minds… Some in fewer words. @crystalpepsi.bsky.social
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Flan in the house!
Picture of Angel Pagan sliding into home on an inside the park HR with 3B coach Tim Flannery throwing his arms up on ambient safe sign. I forget the year
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Dogpile?
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Yall should listen to Goose and if you can see them live, absolutely do it. My intro was last Friday at the Frost and it was really great.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Me at a protest holding a sign reading “MY OTHER SIGN IS A PITCHFORK” it’s not the best sign, a play on the bumper stickers “my other car is…” but it was the pitchfork mentality I was aiming for.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
And now I’m listening to Alters of Madness.
Spotify page with Morbid Angel Alters of Madness album cover
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Goose was great.
Goose playing at Frost Ampitheater with the Stanford University tower in the background. Goose playing at Frost Ampitheater at night- beams of light are seen extending upward from the stage.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Mine too
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
What is happening at this sandwich shop?
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
With the ID Buzz platform I’d expect more this
A blue and white VW Bus pickup from the 60’s
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Omg we just moved and our junk drawer was A THING! All the keys were mysterious and there were many keychains but no keys on keychains. Here’s the new version post move. If I remember I’ll update in like 6 months.
A junk drawer that is actually well organized because we just moved and discarded 5 times this amount of stuff.  There are pens, scissors, charging cables, a lock and tape measure etc. the bottle with the long narrow nozzle came with the new hand soap dispensers in case they clog and I put it in there even though we’ll probably never use it.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Here’s another layer
A cartoon in 4 panels of Trump with arrows between each clockwise: top right: they called begging for a deal
BR: they’re giving us everything we want
BL: they’re scum you can’t negotiate with these people
TL: we’re going to bomb their power plants. 
I added the word Sell between TR, BR and BL and the word Buy between BL, TL and TR
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Miss rock n roll on the radio. RIP
Old KOME sticker Old KOME stickerOld KGOG stickerOld KSJO sticker
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Poolside Maui bar for the World Cup. Life is good. ⚽️🌺🇦🇷
View of an outdoor bar with a michelada on the bar and a tv with Justin Bieber during the halftime show.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Anyone?
Spotify page playing the song Epic by Faith No More
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Related
An email from the SF Giants promoting $8 tickets as they basically can’t give away tickets.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I will never forget the .1 that got away…
Chart HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS DO PEOPLE HAVE
BY GENERATION
average number of lifetime sexual partners
baby boomers
(1946 - 1964)
7.1
generation x
(1965 - 1980)
6.1
millennials
(1981 - 1996)
4.3
generation z
(1997 - 2012)
3.5
generation alpha
(2013 and later)
too early to tell not enough data yet
Source: Data from General Social Survey (2021) and other national
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Ugh sorry folks in the purple air.
Screenshot from PurpleAir showing very poor air quality over a large section of the Midwest, Great Lakes into Canada and the east coast.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I have two kids and two cats- zero gallery walls but if we did… probably the cats.
Handsome brown tabby Duke. A brown tabby and calico on a bathroom sink. A calico cat curled up on a couch. A brown tabby stretched out on the floor. He likes to have his front paws on a different surface than the rest of his body because he’s weird like that.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Third night of beautiful sunsets.
Looking at a sunset reflecting orange on high clouds with golden grass hills in the foreground and a mountain skyline in the middle. Looking at a sunset reflecting orange on high clouds with golden grass hills in the foreground and a mountain skyline in the middle. Looking at a sunset reflecting orange on high clouds with golden grass hills in the foreground and a mountain skyline in the middle. Looking at a sunset reflecting orange on high clouds with golden grass hills in the foreground and a mountain skyline in the middle.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Thought I’d throw my contribution on the table. Sunset from Campbell, CA.
Sunset from Campbell, CA. Clouds reflecting myriad shades of orange with some trees and buildings in the foreground.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So far so good
Box score showing Giants  0 DBacks 6 and Roupps line is 2.2/5/6/6
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
@crystalpepsi.bsky.social lol
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I mean… maybe ref didn’t have the angle. Maybe ref wants to leave in one piece.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A FB post I made 7 years ago. On July 1, 2017 Joe signed a 1-year deal and Patty was not re-signed. #SJSharks
A FB post where I write “Hoping the best for tomorrow” then have a bunch of pictures of Joe Thornton and Patrick Marley together on the Sharks.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Let’s go America! Paraguay! #TogetherWeAreAmerica
Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl halftime show surrounded by people in white shirts holding tambourines and flags of all the countries of the Americas. Bunny is holding a football over his head that says “TOGETHER WE ARE AMERICA” and the big screen says “THE ONLY THING STRONGER THAN HATE IS LOVE”
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Lazy lumps- and the cats are comfy too.
A brown tabby and calico cat sleeping on a bed with filtered sunlight coming through the blinds.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Me watching an American country at the World Cup.
Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl where he named every country in the Americas and said “god bless all the Americas” and the video board says “The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
follow me
Cardboard protest sign that says “MY OTHER SIGN IS A PITCHFORK”
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
We’re hoarders? Dragged all the shit we can’t or won’t take with us when we move and boy if I were you I’d start decluttering now. Anyway- just about everything is free!
A driveway full of junk. We’re calling it a garage sale.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Wild
Ad for an “Inner Dimensional Sound Chamber” with a picture of a contraption in a room that looks like a big waste of space that you might sit inside of if you can get in it. Description
This one of a kind piece of art was designed by world renowned geophysicist and
mathematician Tom Hunt some years before he passed away.
The octahedron shaped steel chamber has two 2,000 watt subwoofers built into the bed and is an excellent addition to any wellness center or healing arts facility.
This was $70k back in 2006 when purchased.
Asking 35k or best offer.Picture from Seinfeld when George went to the alternative doctor guy who made him drink a tea that made his sick. The “doctor” is holding a pyramid over George drinking the tea while Jerry mocks them.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Sun moved but me too lazy.
A calico cat lying on her back with a sunny area next to her.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Not that I didn’t believe you but lol
A yelp page for the DMV. It has 3.5 stars
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
All at once.
A Bloody Mary in a pint glass topped with foods on sticks including: a pepperoni pizza, an Italian hoagie, pickles, onion rings, and chicken wings
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
🤣
Scot player laying on his back looking for a penalty while the penalty is in his pants
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
THE trophy
The Stanley Cup being carried to a pedestal on the ice.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Blanka poze, lol- Welker Chun Li’d his ass.
Chun Li kicking Blanka in the face.
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Crisp @crispb.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Tapping the @jonbois.bsky.social
A tweet by Jon Bois “why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter”
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