Sign in

Crimson Dostoevsky

@crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social
139 followers 63 following 417 posts

Trying to follow me without ever interacting with me is creeper behavior and I'll immediately block you, so please don't waste our time

PostsRepliesMedia
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 7h
Got up early, took an everything shower, dropped the car off, went w/my sister to the last farmers market, put everything away, started laundry, fixing to do the dishes in a second, & then after hopefully picking the car back up I get to reward myself with Fantastic Sex With A Friend
220 2
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 9h
Dropping Baby 2.0 back off at the car hospital to get her exhaust manifold replaced because it didn't survive getting the muffler replaced last Saturday. I wish I could love a significant other as much as I love this car
010 1
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Downloaded a bunch of this guy's albums on account of his sweet moustache. Zero regrets, maximum jangles.
010 1
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I would be so embarrassed to be this credulous, and I have brain damage
070 7
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The mask stays on during sex
010 1
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The worst thing imaginable has happened! I brought my crocheting with me to my Dr appt but the crochet hook isn't in there
010 1
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Brb starting my brand new money-making scheme and calling it Megillah Millions
0122 12
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Adding this to my repertoire of Tarted-Up Box Mix Desserts. Usually I substitute Greek yogurt for eggs & oil but a vegan substitute is super valuable!
050 5
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I have been on an enormous Al Bowlly kick for about a year now (a rare Spotify suggestion W), and why is it so easy for me to keep up with Old Music but not New Music??
010 1
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They're already gunning us down in the streets, there is no end to how far they'll try to go
020 2
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I looked so good today the nice pharmacy lady who gave me my flu shot at work today asked me if I'd had a professional color analysis done
010 1
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's amazing what a little sunshine and some Al Bowlly will do for my well-being
010 1
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I bet it would be so fun to push a panda bear down a hill
111 1
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
010 1
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
God Himself couldn't make the animated GI Joe film sound boring
000 0
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Oh you all laughed at me when I spoke about the coming cephalopocalypse WHO'S LAUGHING NOW
010 1
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Deeply unsexy post but gotdamb I'm excited by how well and how quickly store-brand Rogaine is working for me
000 0
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
000 0
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Oh wow I didn't know Hasan Piker posts explicit photos of women on the internet without their consent and then tries to extort money for removing the photos too, you guys have so much in common!!!
010 1
Reposted by Crimson Dostoevsky
Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Okay, I need to ahead of a few things and make some things clear, I have never been one of The Master's wives, and I am completely unfamiliar with a person named "Torgo." I have a strong legal team and consider spurious accusations a serious matter.
8419110 419
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
As an atheist Jew whose first job was at a Catholic church, this thread is giving me the funnest "one of my priest coworkers was friends with Pope John Paul II" flashbacks
100 1
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Jesus cunting CHRIST even with insurance, keeping my mother in hospice care will be $13,500/month, paid up front. Whatever you do, do not Google "Kennedy ulcer" if you have an elderly loved one in poor health
110 1
Reposted by Crimson Dostoevsky
Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Gemini: Only you can prevent you from achieving your dreams. And you will. Over and over again.
1120850 208
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I'm only going by my own anecdotal extensive military family experience (&this person is deliberately ignoring the thread they're commenting on so fuck them for being a Nazi booster anyways), but another red flag is a Marine who settles for re-upping in the Army National Guard. That's shady as hell
210 2
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Gonna watch a movie with a happy ending now (The Wild Bunch)
100 1
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I'm still so mad at Sir Alec Guinness for getting William Holden killed in Bridge On The River Kwai that I'm low-key holding a grudge against Ewan McGregor too
120 2
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Oh wow what a surprise that the Great White Populist Hope is a fan of antisemitic podcasters
000 0
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Big "men's greatest fear is women laughing at them, women's greatest fear is men killing them" vibes here so that's a great look
040 4
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
The devil works hard but mediocre white men work harder to lift each other up, even and especially when one of them is a rapey Nazi
110 1
Reposted by Crimson Dostoevsky
donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Are you anxious or are you simply correctly assessing the numerous threats
171351399 1.4K
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Lord save us from White Liberal Women and the shit they think is funny (she's talking about Dubai)
110 1
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
I'm sorry but did we forget what happened after the last impeachment(s)? Maybe we forgot what happened because literally NOTHING happened. But sure let's impeach him again, why not
000 0
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
"but I have Black friends" always precedes some peak racism
000 0
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
How can one person be this beautiful
020 2
Reposted by Crimson Dostoevsky
Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 28/11/2025
For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
19601490 601
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Aw dang one less Republican for Harris to try to win over
010 1
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
There was one (1) dorky kid I went to school with who started drawing swastikas on all his notebooks, and then the Platonic Ideal of High School Jocks put him in a dumpster every day after school until he cut it out. If you know a lot of guys who had a Nazi phase, at BEST you are a Nazi sympathizer
020 2
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
But white Nazi dudes are the exact same old playbook, what's new about this?
010 1
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Bluesky seems like a great place to find "allies" who think sex workers deserve whatever they get because "it's their business model", and it's a small price to pay to keep shit men away from the quality womenfolk.
000 0
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
I have to remember people saying things like "during the pandemic" as though covid is a thing of the past because they probably got brain damage from an earlier covid infection
000 0
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Typical white Dem woman, completely fucking useless to anyone but herself
000 0
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
“and i can't even call them 'coloreds' anymore, why are Those People being so divisive to me?" 😂😂
020 2
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I mean yeah you're still saying "transwomen" in 2025, god only knows what kind of horrific slurs you considered acceptable back in Trump's first term
070 7
Reposted by Crimson Dostoevsky
Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Newsom has backstabbed trans people and homeless people repeatedly, but you’re fine with that because you’re not affected. People like you demand one-way coalitions. Morally and strategically bankrupt.
523438717 3.4K
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Everyone saying "he should pay a professional" in the comments is much worse than he is, fuck all y'all for seeing sex workers as nothing but disposable garbage dumps
000 0
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Mayor Pete has been a dirty rat bastard since the beginning and Blue MAGAE just love him for it
010 1
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
"I don't have sex and it's rude for you to assume I do but listen to my wildly inaccurate lecture about how best to solicit hookups on LinkedIn" oh ok
000 0
Reposted by Crimson Dostoevsky
Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 01/08/2025
If You Ain’t Getting None You Probably Shouldn’t Be Getting None
224554 245
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Good to know Bluesky has 1) gross tech losers like @grantpeace.com who blame their CSA likingness on bots they use to pathetically farm your engagement, and 2) a tech support team that cares as deeply as Twitter's
000 0
Crimson Dostoevsky @crimsondostoevsky.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I haven't put much effort into trying to find every single person who made Jwitter so much fun but I am gutted by this, EvelKneidel was one of my very favorites
4101 10