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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026

getting into a battle in The World Ends With You be like Joshua: [standing in a sort of gay way] Hee hee, isn't this exciting, Neku? Neku: Eat shit and die my man the actual fucking wolves and bears in the streets of Shibuya: grrr the music for some reason: 🗣️ DID! YOU! WASH! THEM! NICE! AND! CLEAN!

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Just got my first piercing after putting it off for months, fully forgetting that I have an MRI scheduled in like. Two weeks. Lol

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

Most times people call games bad it's because of their own expectations and not any real problem with the game itself Artsy Unfun On Purpose games and Mindless Dopamine Factories are both good but you need to be ready to meet it where it's at or you'll always have a bad time

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Did a drawing contest with my kid and this is my entry, Muscle Dragon, the Dragon With Muscles There's some controversy over whether beefy dragons were allowed but we're leaving that up to the judges

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Cold take: the carousel shit sucks Even on the surface it goes right past the most basic ideas behind design and straight into unusable. You want access to the most clear information in the smallest amount of space possible - carousel has less info in the same space. Immediate failure.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

There is within me an unslaked hunger for preposterous adventure movies. I resist the bad ones, but when a "Congo" or an
"Anaconda" comes along, my heart leaps up and I cave in. "The Mummy" is a movie like that. There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased. There is a little immaturity stuck away in the crannies of even the most judicious of us, and we should treasure it.

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Get sleepy watching Chinese content mill videos call that xiao honk shoo

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I wish I could say I was embarrassed by how well this is working for me as a fitness aid but tbh it's just on brand

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 27/12/2025

Just saw someone talking about the Takarazuka Revue Castlevania show and it reminded me of the one bit I loved in Castlevania Nocturne, where Alucard busts into a room and basically goes "ROBESPIERRE WE NEED YOUR HELP. OKAY, FIRST THERE'S VAMPIRES. I'M ONE."

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

I'm so glad that we live in a world that has allowed circumstances to line up for this little guy to be named Wankomon

A precious little dog digimon with cute cartoony proportions, a tongue sticking out of his mouth, a horn on his forehead, and absolutely no thoughts in his brain running around looking cute. His name is Wankomon. I love him.

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

My WoL is a miqote raised garlean (Ephelia) so I'd imagine a fair number of people who hear her name spoken instead of written put in an apostrophe and when they get close, she gets a lot of "Phelia"s. She doesn't mind and G'raha was really cute about it.

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

I'm pretty sure that's just how FF2 works by default tbh

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

My son reading to his babies, V, Jung-kook, and J-Hope.

My son, the cutest boy in the world, is reading a book about a narwhal to three happy meal figures of BTS members, lined up on the edge of a bed. He is happy, and proud of his children, love radiating off of his face.

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

Really got the impression playing the SH2 Remake that they were going out of their way to excuse James' Whole Thing™ with minor dialogue changes and the new scenes Glad to see that confirmed! Fuck these people

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 29/08/2025

Was trying to get across the vibe of my two one year old daughters to someone and this is what I settled on

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

I really wanna try to make video essays and I might start with one about why I'm so harsh on SH2 Remake but also consider it a solid 8/10

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 20/08/2025

I'm surprised I haven't seen more talk about Bloober Team very likely doing a Silent Hill 3 remake That's an EXTREMELY feminist story when you really dig down into it and they don't have a great track record with women in their games, even their version of SH2

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Having a bad day and decided it could and should be worse @voidburger.com youtu.be/N2OKzK8iI1U?...

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 19/07/2025

@tietuesday.bsky.social drew mouse, came out sad, felt bad for giving a drawing depression, drew him again but zoomin

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Finished Castlevania Nocturne tonight Richter had no real character arc but Alucard got to burst in on Robespierre doing the French Revolution and go "ROBESPIERRE THERE'S FUCKING VAMPIRES" so I feel like that's a net gain

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

I really wanna make an actual RPG for phones, vertical orientation The genre, especially retro-style ones, lenda itself well to being played one handed, but almost all of them I've seen that are in the middle of that venn diagram are gacha shit Wanna make a good one

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

Thinking about it, I'm pretty sure I'm VERY not built for this age of Instant Socialization Like, when most of my online interactions were on forums, I was all over that, active, engaged, knew people But when I was meeting people on a Skype chatroom it was ALL I did, and I had friends, but like,

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 16/12/2024

Finally caught up to skulltenders, god what a good show

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 19/11/2024

Man I need to catch up on skulltenders

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 06/10/2024

Tonight's Make Literally Anything project is an old bit from Great and Terrible AHS youtu.be/Twp2rOV0WBY Weirdest thing I've ever tagged someone in but @tietuesday.bsky.social @missshadowlovely.bsky.social @slowbeef.bsky.social

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Clown gettin' it AHS Cult (Real (Unedited (Promise)))

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 05/10/2024

Trying to be productive with some for fun projects, choice of the night is a period-appropriate fan site for @youcantscare.me

A work in progress fan site for the You Can't Scare Me podcast, in the style of 90s geocities websites. Low-quality slime drips from the top of the page, dancing skeletons surround the text "YOU CAN'T SCARE ME!!!". The body of the site is broken into three sections. The side sections are colored green, and the center section is a darker shade of the same green. All of the fonts are spooky - bones, dripping goo, etc.

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 29/09/2024

Speaking of Baldur's Gate I haven't actually ever played any of them, got 1 & 2 enhanced on PC, Mobile, and PS5 tho, mostly because I wanted to compare them Is it weird that I think the console version is the best one, is there still room for me in heaven

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 29/09/2024

Someone should make a mod for BG3 that replaces "In Bhaal's name" in that one ending with "Bhaal is life" sorry about this I'm trying to delete it with my mind and it's not working

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 29/09/2024

Maybe I should start actually writing and drawing regularly

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 29/09/2024

Decided to draw the ol high school OC I've been trying to rework my story from back then into something good, it's been fun Just a draft here, like how it's going so far though Their name back then was Kazuma because literally no reason other than Japan Good, now it's Harvest They're edgy

A skeptical-looking person leaning forward slightly, away from the viewer. They're wearing a grey v-neck shirt, a hooded dark red coat with a lighter red trim, two belts crossing on their lower abdomen, and black pants. They have deep black eyes, and greasy black hair.

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 20/09/2024

Excited to start my biannual social re-emergence

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 28/05/2024

@skulltenders.bsky.social Spotify autogenerated chapters inventing cool new AUs

Cropped screenshot of Spotify podcast chapter listing, reading "What would be the Solution News Adventure game?", timestamped 2:18:49

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 08/05/2024

Looking to do some work tonight and decided to warm up by turning my wife's dinner (her request, I did not cook this on my own initiative) into a shitpost good warmup

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 21/04/2024

Made a very private website to have a lil space that's just all my own and tbh it's the most therapeutic-feeling thing I've done in years

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 16/04/2024

Old DnD character of mine, not loving the color choices (she's a demonologist witch not a cavewoman lol) but liking the general style, will probably revisit

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 15/04/2024

Working on a for fun/experience project It's going well

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 10/04/2024

@voidburger.bsky.social I have an important question for crimes I may plan to commit this weekend - would Visk ENJOY being a cinnamon roll topping or would it be like, unpleasant for him

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 10/04/2024

Making my to do list for next Friday night (overnight shift at work) and I feel like my goals are attainable, sensible, and perfectly hinged, and if I'm wrong, don't tell me.

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 06/04/2024

Got home from work to the sound of static instantly, walked into the kid's playroom to find one of his walkie talkies on If I get silent hill'd I'm gonna be upset

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 04/04/2024

Listening to Pyramid Song and suddenly getting big Visk feelings Like, teary ones I might like this character a lot @skulltenders.bsky.social

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