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CrimesOptimal

@crimesoptimal.bsky.social
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I'm a mess I'm a web designer I'm a programmer I'm an artist I like Chucky I like Final Fantasy I like a lot of things I'm a he/him on a good day trash/garbage on a bad let's be friends

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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
as a factor in the story a lot! They get stuck on "oh it's about how she hates marriage and womanhood" and like... it's not not but things can be about two things!! or more!! It can also be about how characters FEEL about those things! It's cool!
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
condescending to you. Like, spoiler warning for other people I guess, but the conflict between the different gods tying in closely to the conflict Hinako is going through of adulthood v childhood doesn't force feed itself to you to the point that (admittedly mostly bad faith) people seem to miss it
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Haven't played Townfall yet, but this is one thing I really liked about F - while sometimes the symbolism is a bit on the nose (Shiromuku essentially being an empty wedding dress is almost painfully clear), there's enough layers of interpretation and things to chew on that it never feels like it's
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You have any thoughts about playing Genealogy of the Holy War sometime? Dunno if you've mentioned on the Thracia streams but I'm waiting to watch the vods cuz I'm playing through it myself rn lol
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Final Fantasy 9 is one of the first games I ever beat myself, and FF7 and 8 kept me and my sister close despite being separated by a divorce. Lotta good memories with this series
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
youtu.be/wQSFCp2pQAY?...
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Queens of the Stone Age - Someone's in the Wolf Lyric Video
YouTube video by Bricktowne Media
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Wait. If you're Wul Lamat... And SHE'S Wuk Lamat... Then who's driving the expansion????
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K'eeg @armormodekeeg.blacksky.app · 26/08/2026
getting into a battle in The World Ends With You be like Joshua: [standing in a sort of gay way] Hee hee, isn't this exciting, Neku? Neku: Eat shit and die my man the actual fucking wolves and bears in the streets of Shibuya: grrr the music for some reason: 🗣️ DID! YOU! WASH! THEM! NICE! AND! CLEAN!
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
*lifting up that last square* haha hey what's going on under heOH NO
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Nvm it's titanium and apparently that's fine
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Just got my first piercing after putting it off for months, fully forgetting that I have an MRI scheduled in like. Two weeks. Lol
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I am unspeakably here for this, I've been annoyed about the lack of media literacy and people's failure to recognize and interpret themes (in horror especially) for YEARS
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The waits that dreams are made of
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Get a mouse singing up there call them Mice-aac Brock
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Is this mouse's thermometer sword themed If so I love that
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Good is good, inspiration ain't a crime ❤️
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I've definitely been enjoying the Cubist mouse puns lol, you've been able to get some wild mileage out of it I didn't even think about the pivot it is from the cubes tho lmao, even better
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Wish I was in your head then cuz this is already good as hell
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Yo that looks good as hell I've been trying to do pizza from scratch, is there literally any way you could share a recipe
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
These are all bangers what do you mean
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Truck-kun is Supporting from a Nintendo Switch 2?!™
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I remember the PS3 had some games that let you just import MP3s to replace level music. Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle and Sonic Generations had it
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I could on about this for hours but that's the click bait summary
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Most times people call games bad it's because of their own expectations and not any real problem with the game itself Artsy Unfun On Purpose games and Mindless Dopamine Factories are both good but you need to be ready to meet it where it's at or you'll always have a bad time
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Anyway give me a Final Fantasy Fighting Game by Arc System Works and a good Musou and I'll be content for the rest of my life thanks
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Like, yeah, Square is famously squeamish about letting crossover stuff happen - it's why Smash Bros only got like, five total FF items by the time Ultimate wrapped - But to go from "An FF/KPop Demon Hunters collab would be fun" to "Final Fantasy needs its own fortnite-type platform" is RIDICULOUS
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
> and that marketing push is part of the reason that it got so huge. They also put out a big game approximately every year and marketed the hell out of it. It's just NOT AS PRESENT as it used to be. But I guess FF just needs to have its own Fortnite because Fortnite is the only thing the kids like.
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
This is especially frustrating because like, supposedly the numbers say that FF's fanbase skews over, and is mostly people who already grew up with the franchise. If they want to get a younger audience back, there's any number of things they could do. FF in the 90s had SO MUCH cross promotion >
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Hell yeah, happy to do my part
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
"H E Y M M D O Y O U H A V E G A M E S O N Y O U R P H O N E" "no" "T H A T ' S O K A Y I C A N W A I T"
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Hey it just occurred to me that this game is literally about committing murder, kidnapping, and then if you consider yourself to control Carissa, murder again It's very wishlisted thanks
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
What is an RPG but a series of rules that exists to constantly give you little presents
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
There should be a mode that makes you liable for MORE crime
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Tactics Advance ones would also be great, critter variety and really colorful
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Oh hell yeah
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
I feel like the most fun would be to literally just take cutscenes from assorted Spy/War games (MGS, Goldeneye, Call of Duty, whatever), find cutscenes that extremely vaguely suit the story, dub them over, and badly edit avatars onto characters' heads. Copyright nightmare tho
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Here's his, it's called Killer, friend to children and starter of campfires There was some drama with the judges (I think they were still mad about the beefy dragon), and I lost by one point I agree with the result I just wish it wasn't tainted by the politics of it all y'know
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Did a drawing contest with my kid and this is my entry, Muscle Dragon, the Dragon With Muscles There's some controversy over whether beefy dragons were allowed but we're leaving that up to the judges
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
A creature destined to hehehoohoo
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Never apologize for not posting, you are not a trained monkey, you're a goosebumps podcaster And probably some other things
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
In what world is this a fuck up, that thing rules
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
You don't even need to get into how they messed up the functionality ("do we already have something that happens when you swipe left? I'm sure it's fine"), because carousels are only "good" for product showcases. They can switch between images automatically. That's the use case.
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Cold take: the carousel shit sucks Even on the surface it goes right past the most basic ideas behind design and straight into unusable. You want access to the most clear information in the smallest amount of space possible - carousel has less info in the same space. Immediate failure.
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
So excited! Looking forward to seeing good ol' fashioned Silent Hill Thoughts from ya
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Finally going through Dawntrail, love Wuk Lamat! Your performance really brought her to life for me, congrats on a job well done
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Love your perspective work here, you've got some fun stuff going on
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy
There is within me an unslaked hunger for preposterous adventure movies. I resist the bad ones, but when a "Congo" or an
"Anaconda" comes along, my heart leaps up and I cave in. "The Mummy" is a movie like that. There is hardly a thing I can say in its favor, except that I was cheered by nearly every minute of it. I cannot argue for the script, the direction, the acting or even the mummy, but I can say that I was not bored and sometimes I was unreasonably pleased. There is a little immaturity stuck away in the crannies of even the most judicious of us, and we should treasure it.
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Right??????
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Urianger
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CrimesOptimal @crimesoptimal.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
It's gonna kick ass so it's done when it's done. Can't rush perfection.
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