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mdni. musician, thought leader, brand ambassador for a little thing called “having a good time” music + ticket links here: linktr.ee/crimesididntcommit

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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i love talking to my friends
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me when i’m failing the “don’t have everything turn red” contest:
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
was on my usual dawn jog and the clouds and the moon looked like a winking kitten. an incredible sight, folks
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i shouldn’t be allowed to have this
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i’m too busy chilling with willrow hood to care
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i love how the blinds in this shot in revenge of the sith make it look like anakin is giving a really angsty talk to the camera in an episode of the office
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
that gavel is the funniest hammer he’s ever seen!
judge steve harvey
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
zero clear theme among mine
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
oh yeah, now that’s graphic design. the word “lie” is in his very name!!!
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
exceptional, screen-accurate costuming from @crannyboy.bsky.social
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
you turn 30 and it all changes: they’re showing me breathalyzer and hemorrhoid relief ads now. hole control!!!
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
everyone in the groupchat when they don’t laugh react to my post
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
we also had some rowing crew guys (wait for the reveal)
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
friends show each other the greatest form of love
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
freak storm
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
seeing kontravoid, deafheaven and mastodon this week. i’m gonna be so sore and it’s going to be awesome
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
this is one of the funniest album covers of all time
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
my friends and i watched a man speed around in a carboat on 9/11
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
handsome baby
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
under 200 bucks in the bank type of google search
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
lmao
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
the crimesididntcommit poppers shirt sold so fast folks
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
got sent some pics that go insanely hard from my show last week
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my body keeps the score
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
it’s harrison ford!
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
me when the judges on chopped ignore my psychic messages:
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this week has been blissful btw
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it was amazing btw
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
robobaldwin
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
gay men, gay men, gay men… — gay’s jealous straight brother
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i am going to scream onstage about cum and grief and other fun stuff tonight
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
cool quote i made up!!!
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
handpainted merch babyyyy
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
legend has it steve winwood was being blown just below frame when this photo was taken
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
more like donald unpleasance!!!
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
this is a real poster for a real movie lol
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i’m always casually touching a magical tibetan skull with my 11-year old son
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
drunk without a cigarette:
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
next john wick looks great
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this cannot POSSIBLY be bad
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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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