crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i love talking to my friends 0120
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026me when i’m failing the “don’t have everything turn red” contest: 051
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026was on my usual dawn jog and the clouds and the moon looked like a winking kitten. an incredible sight, folks 080
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i shouldn’t be allowed to have this 260
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i’m too busy chilling with willrow hood to care 021
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i love how the blinds in this shot in revenge of the sith make it look like anakin is giving a really angsty talk to the camera in an episode of the office 0130
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026that gavel is the funniest hammer he’s ever seen! 000
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026oh yeah, now that’s graphic design. the word “lie” is in his very name!!! 290
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026exceptional, screen-accurate costuming from @crannyboy.bsky.social 2413
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026you turn 30 and it all changes: they’re showing me breathalyzer and hemorrhoid relief ads now. hole control!!! 090
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026everyone in the groupchat when they don’t laugh react to my post 031
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026we also had some rowing crew guys (wait for the reveal) 130
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026friends show each other the greatest form of love 040
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026seeing kontravoid, deafheaven and mastodon this week. i’m gonna be so sore and it’s going to be awesome 090
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026this is one of the funniest album covers of all time 171
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026my friends and i watched a man speed around in a carboat on 9/11 080
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026under 200 bucks in the bank type of google search 150
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026the crimesididntcommit poppers shirt sold so fast folks 1142
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026got sent some pics that go insanely hard from my show last week 080
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026me when the judges on chopped ignore my psychic messages: 030
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026this week has been blissful btw 060
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026gay men, gay men, gay men… — gay’s jealous straight brother 030
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i am going to scream onstage about cum and grief and other fun stuff tonight 2112
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026legend has it steve winwood was being blown just below frame when this photo was taken 040
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026more like donald unpleasance!!! 031
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026this is a real poster for a real movie lol 020
crimesididntcommit🏳️⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · 31/08/2026i’m always casually touching a magical tibetan skull with my 11-year old son 050