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wisewebwoman.bsky.social @wisewebwoman.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Honestly, this is like a Monty Python skit. She's swaying to her own private head music, Brainworms is spouting insane nonsense as usual and yer man is snoring in the middle. This is the US government.
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cricket503.bsky.social @cricket503.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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cricket503.bsky.social @cricket503.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Good morning, Blu skiers!
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cricket503.bsky.social @cricket503.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
An iranian assassination attempt to kill trump has been foiled?
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Eric Cartman Says Dammit!
ALT: Eric Cartman Says Dammit!
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cricket503.bsky.social @cricket503.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Why don't they do a poll on how Americans want him, dead?
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Iran launched several attacks at multiple targets in different countries overnight. Someone should tell them their military is completely obliterated so they stop doing this.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Regardless of politics, we can all agree that the President should stop lying to the American people about Iran’s capabilities, right? It’s insane that we’re sticking to the “completely obliterated” lie while Iran is actively killing Americans.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 20/07/2026
But unfortunately, he woke up in time to embarrass himself and the United States on the world stage.
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Just a Dad 📎 @dadmakingcans.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Trump 🇺🇸 YESTERDAY: "We have destroyed Iran. And we need $10 billion more for war." Obama 🇺🇸 TODAY: "All this to stop a nuke that didn’t exist and to open a Strait that wasn’t closed. What a loser." 🔥
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cricket503.bsky.social @cricket503.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I swear ta gawd dude, every day this mo fucker finds a way to make America look like a bunch of cunts
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Trillary Duff @kevomichael.blacksky.app · 12/07/2026
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Roger ZenAF 🖕🐸🖕 @rogerzenaf.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
They say it comes in threes...
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Corrupt immoral coward Lindsey Graham has died after a sudden illness and history will remember him as an insurrectionist who did everything he could in public office to help a vile deranged treasonous felon commit election fraud and sedition against the United States.
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cricket503.bsky.social @cricket503.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Haha Lindsey Graham is dead. Good riddance.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Sophia Nelson: What's so foul about this is: Donald J. Trump is president of the U.S. and is an adjudicated rapist. Not by rumor. NY Times story or victim accusation. But by an actual federal court of law. And YET, we've spent days/weeks calling for Platner to drop out. He has. NOW DO Trump!
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 09/07/2026
Mitch McConnell hasn’t been seen or heard from in 25 days in the hospital. Yet he still has a job, still getting paid, and getting unlimited world class healthcare. The man who voted against a living wage, against universal healthcare, and against guaranteed paid leave, is now getting all three.
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cricket503.bsky.social @cricket503.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I can't believe that fucking bobble head Susan Collins is gonna win Another election. This country is so fucked. We don't deserve to live in a democracy.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 08/07/2026
WE FOUND THE ELECTION FRAUD‼️ Ken Paxton may have violated Texas election law by voting from an address where he allegedly didn’t live. Under Texas law, knowingly voting while ineligible is a second degree felony, punishable by up to 20 years in prison and a $10,000 fine.
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…CJ…⭕️ @cookie89-89.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Effective immediately. I have signed an Executive Order banning Belgian waffles, because the World Cup was rigged and stollen.
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Me pretending to injure myself at work so they'll send me home.
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I’ll just snuggle in 😊
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 05/07/2026
ever since Tim got the tribal tattoo sleeve he’s felt hella tough
a mostly white cat that has tortoiseshell coloration on one leg
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The orange felon blames mail-in voting, immigrants and felons for destroying America, yet he marries immigrants, he votes by mail and he’s a convicted felon. Funny how that bullshit hypocrisy works.
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cricket503.bsky.social @cricket503.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I'll save my fire works for when trump is dead
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is in Jackson, Mississippi. Not Seattle, or Los Angeles, or Manhattan, or San Francisco. This is in Jackson, Mississippi. The pendulum swings.
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Dr. Jonathan N. Stea @jonathanstea.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
90s scientists: “We cloned a sheep! We landed a robot on mars!” Scientists today: “Please stop drinking bleach and urine smoothies.”
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
He walked into a shelter to pick a cat. The cat had other plans, climbed right up, and picked him instead.
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cricket503.bsky.social @cricket503.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Trump is the most corrupt piece of shit on the planet.
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madison 🫶🏻🧡 @bigfreakintitty.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
3 presidents have died on the 4th of july i like those odds
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alexjungle.bsky.social @alexjungle.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
"Fine...go to work then, if you need me I'll be in my cup" Drop a follow for the cat
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cricket503.bsky.social @cricket503.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I can't wait until that orange fucker is in the ground. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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cricket503.bsky.social @cricket503.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I've seen enough. Jon Ossof for President.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/06/2026
there are more Fox & Friends anchors at Trump's fair than actual fairgoers
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Dogs fall asleep much faster than humans. Their ability to doze off rapidly is influenced by their need for frequent naps and their ancestral tendency to be light sleepers, ready to wake at the slightest sound. Original post
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This is absolutely perfect. 👌
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Ah yes, the president always gets briefed on “very boring” things that don’t exist. Totally normal. Translation: the book is accurate
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Damien Marie AtHope Ⓐ 🚩🏴🌍 @damienmarieathope.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
"As God as my witness, when I turn 13 and get my lawn mowing business going I'm never letting my Mom cut my hair again!"
A dog with a Moe Howard haircut.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Obama lives rent free in this draft dodging coward’s mind
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm begging you to PLEASE pick up a history book. We are in the midst of history repeating itself.
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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
And in related news.👇
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26/06/2026
Massie: "I think it's ironic that we control the House, Senate, Supreme Court, and the White House, and we're yelling 'election fraud'? I mean, we won all the damn elections."
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
A groundhog named Chunk has been stealing a Delaware farmer's crops for four years and eating them in front of a camera
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
A dog wants to play with the small rodent, who is determined not to be distracted from its work. Original post
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 23/06/2026
Rep. Joyce Beatty: "I can tell you his name has been removed, and we are certainly standing up against this tarp to have it also come down"
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FreeLuigi @jamscot.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Timeline cleanse? cats helping 😂
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