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chris

@creesto.bsky.social
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buenos aires via detroit. into music bikes and cats.

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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the only good thing happening in the world right now is myha'la being on season 2 of celebrity traitors UK
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Great encapsulation of conservatism. “Well I got mine so who cares what happened to anyone else?” bsky.app/profile/jord...
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wow what a coincidence that this was announced just two days after the corrupt Supreme Court declared that there is now no limit to how much land foreigners can own in Argentina, a change to existing law that was rejected by congress like 2 months ago due to nationwide protests against it !
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
its so fucking annoying that my cell phone provider is allowed to send me daily text promotions for shit i never asked for and there is no way to stop it
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if democrats do not go full new new deal in 2028 .......
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
realllly giving tuberville a run for his money for dumbest senator
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when republicans say "people LOVE their employer provided health care plan!!" i think back about how my company would change providers every 1 or 2 years, and we all had to re-enroll, find new doctors, figure out how new plan works every time, etc. really the dumbest talking point ever
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so there's a law in Argentina that foreigners can only own up to 15% of the land (in total and in each province). the government tried to cancel the law with an executive order, and the court shot that down. then they tried to change the law and there were nationwide protests that stopped it
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so crazy how every single day in both the US and Argentina all the shit gets 10x worse than the day before
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Jim Lokay @jimlokay.com · 29/09/2026
If you want to really know how the outrage machine gets fired up: 1. Schmitt plans to drop “bombshell” on Smith 2. Someone plants story that Schmitt is a Vance VP contender to run same day 3. Right-wing Twittersphere gets talking points 4. Schmitt steps in it 5. Scheduled tweets go out anyway
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
anecdotal for sure but my frequent "israel is a genocidal terrorist state" instastories that used to get 3-5 likes each are now getting 15-20 likes each . ppl starting to wake up
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
can someone please explain the "like he was signing denny's menus" metaphor? who signs dennys menus lol
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
siri play "let IT happen " by tame impala 🙏🏻🙏🏻
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Tim Robinson: Oh My God, He Admit It!
ALT: Tim Robinson: Oh My God, He Admit It!
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just donated to @abdulelsayed.bsky.social for the second time this cycle and cant wait to have a democratic senator who is not a republican lite <3 <3
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
so annoyed at myself that ive never spilled a bottle of p*ppers in my damn life and i did it twice in the last month and you cant rly just buy more of that here :/
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Never gonna do botox or any of that but I will continue to take Finasteride and get my plasma injected into my scalp every 2 months to try to keep this lil bit of hair on my head for the foreseeable future 💁🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
She spent the first few months of the administration referring to AI as "A one" so forgive me for not taking her word on this lol
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Actor Dennis Haskins, best known as Principal Richard Belding on “Saved by the Bell,” has died at 75
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Chattanooga native Dennis Haskins, 'Saved by the Bell' principal, dies at 75
Chattanooga native and actor Dennis Haskins, best known as Principal Richard Belding on &ldquo;Saved by the Bell,&rdquo; has died at age 75, according to his friend and car
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nick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays.
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
its so sad to be reading @naomiaklein.bsky.social 's the shock doctrine in real time as argentina is selling off all its public assets, even though they already went this route like 30 and 50 years ago and it just made shit even worse both times
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lol when you've lost rachel campos duffy
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Astra Taylor @astra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Forget grandiose talk of curing cancer - this is what AI is actually doing to healthcare. In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.”
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JW Mason @jwmason.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the master key to deciphering contemporary debates about free speech. www.lrb.co.uk/blog/2026/se...
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm so thankful the drop your buffs guys are doing a heroes vs villains re-watch instead of covering survivor 51 🙏🏻🙏🏻
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Remember when all the gays moved from the nazi website to bluesky all at once? Can we pls do that again but with the Instagram version of bluesky is?
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What the actual fuck
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i put lol in just about every tweet because in the year of our lord 2026 everything is a fuckin joke
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol in case u were wondering if this government was working for one demographic only
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
lol cheaters love to cheat
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
time to clean 2 months of construction grime out of the pool wish me luck
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can we call it apartheid now
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only solution is to k*** all the billionaires 🤷🏻‍♀️
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The US embassy emailed me to say I could drop my absentee ballot here and now I've been here for 20 minutes bc apparently I'm the first person to drop one off and nobody knows where I'm supposed to leave it lol
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
still waiting for them to explain how someone paying for insurance and not using it is fraud? doesnt someone need to benefit financially for fraud to exist? who are they implying is getting rich off this?
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
added my protein powder to my oatmeal this morning and so far this has been the least gross way to consume protein powder
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
well its official my mom and dad are finally coming to buenos aires in january for 10 days
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've officially become my mom in that I can't make it past like 6pm without closing my eyes for 20 minutes
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
update: has a weird kind of sandy texture, like it doesnt dissolve as well as the whey protein, BUT it also actually has a neutral flavor and not gross fake chemical flavor so im here for it.
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Naomi Kritzer @naomikritzer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The degree to which police departments have financial incentives to over-respond to situations where their presence is straight up not needed at ALL, because they can make a bunch of extra money for zero personal risk, is something that even the pro-cop brigade should be concerned about.
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
pics of you at your 40th birthday party prompt you say?
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 20/09/2026
"My opponent wants to hire creeps to inspect your daughter's genitals if she wants to play soccer. I wouldn't trust him or any hired weirdo from his pedophile-protecting party alone in a room with any kid." Go on the offensive, you cowards! It's not that hard!
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
just filled out my absentee ballot and i gotta say i always try my best to seek out info on university trustees and schoolboard members so as to not accidentally vote for a conservative but damn its so hard to find any info on those candidates.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 18/09/2026
part of this is obviously national political conditions but don't underrate the extent to which a bunch of these incumbent republicans have never had to run a competitive general election campaign and basically do not know how to do it
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
lol
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One sometimes fun and sometimes annoying thing about living in another country is that anyone you've ever met will want to meet up with you when they visit said country
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chris @creesto.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lol this clown finally saw the writing on the wall after spending the last 2 years glazing the fuck out of the president every chance she got
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is APPALLING. The Trump administration is detaining multiple random Somali immigrants with no criminal record at Guantanamo Bay, seemingly because the White House ordered ICE specifically to detain Somalis at Gitmo as part of its effort to punish an ethnic group Trump has attacked.
According to Mohamed, guards at Guantanamo have said they are being held there because that's what officials in Washington, DC, want. "There's no other nation, only Somali people in Guantanamo Bay, in the prison," he told me. "And when we ask them why we are here, they tell us... Washington...ordered to keep Somali people in the Guantanamo Bay."
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Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
american elites are broadly in consensus that critics of israel need to be silenced but nazis are now within the acceptable parameters of public discourse and have to be given a seat at the table bsky.app/profile/theo...
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