Reposted by Zoë van DijkGeorge Outhwaite @georgeouthwaite.bsky.social · 12hBlack Mandrakes (new) 117943
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hey I did a Magic: the Gathering card. Actually I've done almost 30 at this point but this is the first one that's actually out :,) Draconic Visitor - AD Jason Gomez - coming out next month in the Reality Fracture release. 1234360
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026checking in from Switzerland with ROCKS for all my fellow lovers of QUALITY STONE. These are all from Trümmelbach cave/waterfalls, a series of tunnels carved by glacial water from Jungfrau and two other peaks. 4191
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I made us stop on the way to Switzerland for a just a quick sojourn on the Rheine for CASTLE DAY. 1130
Reposted by Zoë van DijkRev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hi, poor person here. this is an incorrect trope often used by the upper classes. both political parties cater to the very rich who have oddball priorities often driven by esoteric moral values. the poor are never given an option to vote for any of their own interests at all. thanks for reading. 5709159
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I came to the Netherlands and all I got was 20 lbs of dairy products 3130
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026This collection was completely insane, and it was so beautiful to see so many seminal works of illustration that up until now have only lived in private collections or odd one off shows pulled together into one space. 1413
Reposted by Zoë van DijkDan Liimatta @danliimatta.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Took in the ref I used for this and tried correcting some shapes and work over the armour 81540299
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Another day another visit to the dentist how do I still have teeth? 120
Reposted by Zoë van DijkClaire Hummel @shoomlah.bsky.social · 08/09/2026An EXTREMELY selfish Kickstarter in that I'm just making the editions of these books that I've always wanted—cannot put into words how much love and care we've poured into every aspect this project!📚🩵 ...and it's no accident that @gilespink.bsky.social now has a writing credit on the Book of D'ni 👀 717646
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026not me cannonballing multiple 500+ MB .PSD files into my AD's inboxes and then closing the hatch 170
Reposted by Zoë van DijkDan Liimatta @danliimatta.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I improved this guy a little 352913420
Reposted by Zoë van DijkJulian Miholics @pansybeast.bsky.social · 08/09/2026some more ceramic pieces from last month! 6688149
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Had a very nice rainy day up at Mt. Wilson Observatory for a chamber concert. 1172
Reposted by Zoë van Dijkpmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Nun with Guns by Andrei Riabovitche 9648148
Reposted by Zoë van Dijkceej @ceej.online · 12/06/2024My wife, a prodigious sleep-talker, failed to disclose her affliction when we started dating, which led to the fright of my life the night she sat bolt upright in bed and in a low flat monotone loudly declared that “THIRTEEN BABIES REMAIN UNFATHERED.” 1304555525
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026does everyone remember fencegate, because now the neighbor on the other side (who is always in screaming matches with his tenant)(because he is in fact a shit ass slumlord) is being a brat to us about our shared fence but also mid-argument whined to us about how he lost land when this happened ⚰️ 180
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I wore my “do not ask me about AI I will kill myself” shirt today to trade in my switch and I feel like the Mayor of the Mall. Kissing babies, high fiving Gen Z teens 1242
Reposted by Zoë van Dijkteagan white @teaganwhite.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Echoes • 16” x 30” • gouache & watercolor on paper Based on my 2024 residency in the wilderness of Minong (Isle Royale National Park in Lake Superior) 13868245
Reposted by Zoë van Dijkjess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I cannot stress enough that all this bullshit about AI escaping containment and other stupid doomer fear mongering is ALL MARKETING. IT'S FUCKING MARKETINNGGGGGGGG 10884294
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026in an attempt to self actualize everyone in a ten mile radius of my house inviting me to their pool party before this demon summer is over I made my potential new best pool friends a playlistopen.spotify.comInvite Me To Your Pool PartyPlaylist · Zoë van Dijk · 43 items 040
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Somehow 7/10 of all my clients right now are a Jason. I've never been so rich in Jasons. 1130
Reposted by Zoë van DijkEtherington Brothers @etheringtonbros.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Seeing this film on the big screen is nothing short of staggering - completed in 1959, it is an unrivalled masterpiece of hand drawn animation, painting, design, special effects, production and scoring. It is a beautiful, weird dream made to astounding standards of finish and care. #sleepingbeauty 752142296
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Digging through my flat files today and unearthing piles and piles of ink paintings from assignments over the past decade. 1263
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 28/08/2026ROMANCING THE THRONE by Caitlin Cooper. I had so much fun working on this humorous but earnest meta riff on the romantasy genre. And look a that gorgeous type by my AD/designer Lindsey Whitt! 4619
Reposted by Zoë van DijkJulie Dillon @juliedillon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I got this finished up! :) It was done with watercolors, gouache, acrylic ink and walnut ink. 8959181581
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 27/08/2026There’s a plaque in my home town to commemorate Gold Rush prostitutes, I always like to swing by and say hello 🫡 1395
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 26/08/2026NEW DAY, MORE RIVER which means MORE ROCKS BABYYYY 1131
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Upstate visiting my mom and my hometown and you know what that means: PRIMO ROCK CONTENT™️ . Gather around my fellow rock formation sickos it’s time to ogle some stones 2667
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Driving up most of California to visit my hometown and I have noticed some new terrible driving behavior: riding ass in EVERY lane. I watched a mustang ride a Prius’s ass in the slow lane. Where the fuck are they gonna go buddy. 1120
Reposted by Zoë van DijkC. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Television used to MEAN something in this country. 🧐 4761721959
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Went to an Ever After themed figure drawing workshop and drew on yupo paper. so buttery, so plastic, so fun 18314
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Mission accomplished. also much love to the crafts exhibitor who painstakingly recreated a scene from Jaws. I see you, I appreciate you. 030
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Get in losers we’re going to a godtdamn demolition derby tonight, may none survive 1133
Reposted by Zoë van DijkOliwia Białek @sfaira.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Markers + crayons + digital touch ups combo from my free friday! I've waited for a long time for a good opportunity to have fun in traditional again. #art #promarkers #dragon #fantasy 9521152
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 15/08/2026years ago Donald and I watched the entirety of the show CAKE BOSS and the owner of the bakery, Buddy, would always stop in the middle of decorating a cake and exclaim, "The more I'm puttin on this the better it's lookin'!" and to this day I still announce this to my studio while drawing 2234
Reposted by Zoë van DijkKatherine Lam @ LBX 431 @katherinelam.bsky.social · 15/08/2026TRUSTNO1, an unofficial X Files zine, currently accepting artist contributor applications until August 24th 👽 For-profit, print-only, all art! Email your portfolio/art samples to trustno1.zine@proton.me 12562195
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I don’t know why I got such a wild hair up my ass for ~destruction~ but I find myself with tickets to a demolition derby this Sunday and a monster truck rally in December. 1100
Reposted by Zoë van DijkTrevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Burnt match 393318576
Reposted by Zoë van DijkN*Kim @nkimillustrate.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Is fall here yet?🎃🐈⬛Pumpkin and Cat Witch! 2248031538
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I'm here because two days ago a peer and I both realized we had just turned down two different jobs the same day and referred each other as someone the clients could reach out to as a substitute. 0170
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026because of the quarterly nature of publishing it's that time of year where I turn into a "No" machine and turn down jobs because my inbox turns into a broken fire hydrant. Not complaining, it's a nice problem, but all my usual referrals are busy. You draw book covers? You available? sound off below 4412237
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 11/08/2026the relief of realizing you have a whole week more on a deadline than you originally thought 080
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 10/08/2026proud to say that in the month since this post I have infected at least three friends with an appreciation for the delights of THONG SONG RADIO, like an undeniable plague. My work here is done. 141
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I’ve been beefing w/ a woman on our street for years now who, despite being asked 10+, will not pick up her dog shit in front of our house if she thinks no one’s looking. Caught her in the act yesterday, yelled at her, she huffed and stomped back so aggressively SHE SLIPPED AND FELL lmaooo flawless 4411
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The absolute hubris of romance smut books to assume I know what the fuck MC stands for without introducing the phrase first. MOTORCYCLE CLUB? 2100
Reposted by Zoë van DijkKatherine Lam @ LBX 431 @katherinelam.bsky.social · 06/08/2026figure drawing tonight with lots of cool ppl 629643
Reposted by Zoë van DijkMerlin G.G 🌻🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ VisDev Artist @everydaymerlin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026done! my kcd piece for a lil fanzine my friends are putting together 🙏🎨🖤 131282305
Zoë van Dijk @creepcaptain.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I was given the sacred taste of drawing to-scale Four and Tris for the Sixth Faction book tour and promotion so they could be turned into standees. It almost blew my CPU into outerspace even drawing them at 1/3 scale but I would do anything for My Children. 2183