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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 10h
Is it cursed or blessed? Depends who you are.
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K87207844 @k87207844.bsky.social · 15h
60 min sketch on a kindle scribe #mörktober day 9 - flag
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 22h
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Toad: Hype Intensifies Meme
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Quinn murphy @gamefiend.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I had been getting my numbering wrong, dang! #MÖRKTOBER 9 Flag "Wave the White Flag" New Ways for Enemies to Surrender When enemies surrender, choose from this list to determine how they act. Is it true? could be. People will say anything to save their skins. Roll a die. If even, it’s true.
A large white flag on the right hand side under large blocky text "Wave the White Flag"

scattered over the spread are different things people might say to PCs when they fail Morale tests.
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Day 9: Flag CONTENT WARNING: Some descriptions of religious zealotry and extreme violence. #mörktober #MÖRKTOBER #morktober
Day 9: Flag

Don’t speak to me about the Legion of Theos. They’re a bunch of savages and curs,I would know, I marched beneath their banner. They deserved their excommunication, if you ask me. Their “mercy and salvation” comes by axe and flame. I participated in the cutting down of innocent men and women. I watched whole towns burn for the “sins” of a child. That one still haunts my dreams. You know the other day I heard tell that the Legion is on the march again. Some traveller or another came through here, telling any who will listen that those beasts were flaying people alive. “Stringing them up in trees like fleshy flags,” he said. This world would be a much better place if their banner never waved again. 
~Mara Smythe, local drunk and former Knight Inquisitor of the Legion of Theos
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Drac Uber @dracuber.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#MÖRKTOBER Day 8 - Wail
At the northern edge of Sarkash, where the trees meet the endless sea grows the banshee tree. The noise of the wind through it's mangled branches corrupting all who hear it.
Test both PRE & TOU DR12. If you fail both you try to throw yourself off the cliff.
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
... And I'm caught up again. Day 8: Wail #mörktober #MÖRKTOBER #morktober
This product is an independent production and is not affiliated with Monte Cook Games, LLC. It is published under the Cypher Open License, found at https://col.montecookgames.com.

CYPHER and its logo are trademarks of Monte Cook Games, LLC in the U.S.A. and other countries. All Monte Cook Games characters and character names, and the distinctive likenesses thereof, are trademarks of Monte Cook Games, LLC.
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I got behind again... Day 7: Effigy #mörktober #MÖRKTOBER #morktober
Day 7: Effigy

The Solar Festival

Every winter solstice, the Crimson Court celebrates the longest night of the year. For months prior, the glassblowers of the vampiric court set to work making an intricate, hollow model of the sun. On the night of the solstice, the interior of this solar body is filled with firewood and ignited. The assembled host of the undead dance, feast, and indulge in other pleasures beneath the faux sunlight. As a culmination of the evening’s reveries, the master of ceremonies lifts high the false sun and smashes it against the earth, shattering it and dispersing its light.
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m a sucker for good prose in gaming.
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Day 6: Fog Honestly, not sure how I feel about this one. "Compatible with Cypher” #mörktober #MÖRKTOBER #morktober
Day 6: Fog

Mind Cloud (Cypher)
Effect: A thick cloud of fog a short distance across quickly fills the area around you. Make an intellect attack roll against each creatures in the fog you wish to target. If you succeed, the creature’s mind is muddled and confused. While confused, all intellect tasks the creature attempts are hindered, including attempts to navigate, recall information, or even cast spells. The fog bank and its confusion effect last until you take a 1-action or longer recovery. 
Explanation: You finish the incantation and exhale; A thick fog bank seeps from your mouth and nose. You call to the spirits of wind and water who fill the space with fog. The innate magic of this place responds to your thoughts. 

This product is an independent production and is not affiliated with Monte Cook Games, LLC. It is published under the Cypher Open License, found at https://col.montecookgames.com.

CYPHER and its logo are trademarks of Monte Cook Games, LLC in the U.S.A. and other countries. All Monte Cook Games characters and character names, and the distinctive likenesses thereof, are trademarks of Monte Cook Games, LLC.
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love asking players to describe the random NPCs I didn’t plan for them to meet. “Oh, you want to go to the blacksmith? What do you see when you enter the shop.” My Players and I built almost a whole town that way.
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RobynHoode @bobbinhoode.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yo!! We are over halfway through the first column and I'm still going! Day six is Fog. Happy sixth of #Mörktober! This piece is already looking like something I would never have made if I planned it and that's really exciting 🤩
Just an ominously foggy face and hand in the bottom left corner of the canvas. Nothing special, your average 'this mist is haunted, and the spirits look tortured' kind of thing.
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That’s epic!
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wow. I just love the prose in this.
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Workerfile @workerfile.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
MÖRKTOBER 05 - CAPE #mörkbog #mörktober #cape #ttrpg #ttrpgart
The headline reads: "The Highwayman's Cape". Body copy underneath reads: "+2 for any attempts to use stealth or hide if you are planning to immediately murder the subjects you are trying to evade." The scene is a startled peasant and his goose walking down from their hovel, surprised by a dangerous looking fellow hiding behind a bush. A dark bird flys ominously overhead. The caption below, spoken by the peasant reads: "Oh, good sir I did not see you behind thine shubbery."
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Unitsix | Dark Fantasy Illustrator @unitsix.itch.io · 05/10/2026
#mörktober day 6 - Fog
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There’s nothing quite like a classic. To me, this has the same energy as the “rug of smothering” in D&D. I like it.
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love the idea of some elder evil descending to take this back and the PC having no chance of survival.
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Day 5: Cape This one might be a stretch. Compatible with Cypher. #mörktober #MÖRKTOBER #morktober
Day 5: Cape

The wind rustles through your hair, and the smell of damp soil rises to your nose as the earth moulds around your bare feet. The anticipation sends a shiver up your spine, and your soul soars as you chase down your prey. As their blood pours down your gullet, you give no thought to whether you knew them; you care not for such human things when you wear the cape of the wolf. 

Curse of Lycanthropy 

Each time the Pale Moon shines in all its glory, you uncontrollably change into a monstrous beast until the first hint of dawn and your stomach is filled. You have no control over your actions while in this form, and often you do not remember the details of your moonlit hunt. Once after each full moon, the GM may make one free GM intrusion (awarding no XP) related to your actions while transformed, such as suffering intellect damage as you recall something horrible you did or revealing that an NPC you wanted to visit is missing and presumed dead…

An old book image of a werewolf enters the page from the right hand side. 

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Exeunt Press 💀🎲 @exeunt.press · 05/10/2026
Don't make me tap the sign. #MÖRKTOBER
What if I miss a day or I’m late with a prompt?
It’s OK to miss days, post things late, and generally ignore any and all deadlines. Some people have finished their prompts months after October ends!

A MÖRKTOBER participant is never late, nor are they early; they finish their prompts precisely when they mean to. 🧙‍♂️
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Ferrex Baldwin @metamer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
On the fourth day of #Mörktober, marrow (for Pirate Borg). Text by me, art by @lostarot.bsky.social y.social #pirateborg #mörkborg #TTRPG
An illustration of a trough made of a giant bone, filled with a murky substance.  The text reads, "Ghoul Gruel:  A secret recipe of undead captains, it contains marrow harvested from the living, rotted fruit, seawater, and worse.  This foul concoction imbues undead that consume it with further necropotence (increases armor by one tier).  Living that consume it test Toughness DR 14:  Pass and gain d4 Strength for the next 24 hours.  Fail and lose d4 Toughness for the next 24 hours.  Pass or fail, their hunger grows..."
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Day 4: Marrow I had some fun searching for alternate definitions... #mörktober #MÖRKTOBER #morktober
Day 4: Marrow
Boogle of Transposition
Level: 1d6
Form: A pair of taxidermied weasels that has seen better days. Their fur is patchy and caked with dust, and one eye on each seems ready to fall out at the slightest movement. When placed down, the weasels always turn to face each other, no matter the distance between them. 
Effect: Any object that is small enough for a weasel to carry can be placed at the feet of one of the two weasels. When no one is observing either weasel, the object is magically transported to the feet of the weasel’s marrow. 
Depletion: 1 in 1d100 (check each time an object is transported)

Below the text are the black-and-white drawings of two ferrets. One has a text bubble that reads: "Marrow, noun: a chiefly Scottish phrase meaning 'one of a pair'; Boogle, noun: a lesser-known collective noun for a group of weasels."

The other ferret has a thought bubble with a logo that says "Cypher Compatible"

This product is an independent production and is not affiliated with Monte Cook Games, LLC. It is published under the Cypher Open License, found at https://col.montecookgames.com.

CYPHER and its logo are trademarks of Monte Cook Games, LLC in the U.S.A. and other countries. All Monte Cook Games characters and character names, and the distinctive likenesses thereof, are trademarks of Monte Cook Games, LLC.
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Unitsix | Dark Fantasy Illustrator @unitsix.itch.io · 04/10/2026
#mörktober day 4 - Marrow
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Boogie-garon @yuigaron.itch.io · 04/10/2026
#Mörktober the fourth; Marrow. Spending my morning coffee time researching tick mouths was not the best time I've had. I hope this one gets picked up by any filters for those that need them. CW: ticks, arachnids, spiders.
Image is of a monochromatic landscape, a tree silhouette framing the left edge of the image. A bloated and monstrous tick the size of a calf crawls over its roots accompanied by its nymph young.

The text reads: 

Marrow Ticks.

These bastards have always been here, drawn by the trees of the ossuary. They were-until of late-poisoned and driven back by those who live and work in the woods.

When encountered, roll d666

For every 1 and 2 rolled, an adult marrow tick is encountered.

For every 3, 4 and 5 rolled 1d4 nymphs furtively latch onto a different character.

Every 6 is a lucky escape.

Those latched onto begin to see branching threads of ephemeral light reaching from the soil.

The DR of all tests is increased by 1 for each tick, and the character cannot heal from resting.

A visual check will always reveal a marrow tick nymph. Removal of the parasite hurts like hell; d2 damage per tick removed.

ADULT MARROW TICK

HP 12 MORALE 10 IRON BITE d6 SPECIAL bursts upon death. Those coated become INFECTED. Uses its incredible bulk to pin victims. Test AGILITY DR12 to avoid. Once pinned, its next IRON BITE deals d12 and shatters bone on 10+.
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Mörkticia @morkticia.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#MÖRKTOBER Day 4: Marrow
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s a good system. I like being able to use one system for any genre.
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Totally stealing this for my next adventure
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love the image of a haggard, doomed adventurer being followed by a magical dead goat.
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Mörkticia @morkticia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#MÖRKTOBER Day 2: Curse
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At least until the world ends…
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jouste @jouste.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's Day 2 of #MÖRKTOBER with "Curse"! O' how elegant I've made everything for you. No arms or legs to be troubled by and all the cold earth you can eat! Very important to remember your old self in this new form little one, I can plainly see how painful these adjustments are.
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nisemione.bsky.social @nisemione.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mörktober day 2: Curse Who is Nag'hadàr? ------------------------- #mörkborg #mörktober #mörktober2026
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is terrifying… I LOVE IT
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Unitsix | Dark Fantasy Illustrator @unitsix.itch.io · 03/10/2026
#mörktober day 2 - Curse
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Barbossa's Cursed Transformation
ALT: Barbossa's Cursed Transformation
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Gamel @r-gamel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
III: GLYPH --- #MÖRKTOBER
Glyph of Desperate Escape

First crafted by the sage Bramm in an age long since lost to memory, this sigil allows practitioners of forbidden arts one final chance to flee before arcane realms warp their minds forever.

Many young initiates have, without knowledge of the glyph, doomed themselves to eternally wander unknowable realms, unable to ever return.

All not recorded will be lost, only the engraver will be saved.
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Luke Boniecki @lukeboniecki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#mörktober Day 2: Curse Bit late, but no cops here. The Empty Crown is my (free) short module for my sword & sorcery Mörk Borg hack Crush Your Enemies. 6 rooms, tomb, curse and you know the drill. appendix-g.itch.io/the-empty-cr...
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The Empty Crown by Appendix G
A six-room curse dungeon of erased names, stolen grave-goods, and a dead queen who remembers
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love this tarot card aesthetic!
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Unitsix | Dark Fantasy Illustrator @unitsix.itch.io · 01/10/2026
#mörktober day 1 - Goat
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Aaaaaaand I'm caught up. Hopefully, I stay that way.... MÖRKTOBER DAY #: GLYPH #mörktober #MÖRKTOBER #morktober
An illustration on aged paper. At the top, cursive-like text reads “Day 3: Glyph,” followed by creepy text, “Soon the Malformed God shall come, and all must know his name.” Below is a large, black glyph resembling an angular, crossed symbol.
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MÖRKTOBER DAY 2: Curse #mörktober #MÖRKTOBER #morktober
Day 2: Curse

Ye think ye want to be immortal, but ye don’t. I know because I once wished the same, and now I wish the gods would let this mantle pass from me. When the gods told me they were leaving, I begged them to let me live until they returned. In their “mercy” they obliged.

I thought I could fix the world in their absence, that they would return to a kind and more just world. What a fool I was. I’ve traveled to every known land trying to heal what is broken. Do ye know what I have found? Disappointment and failure. Every time I try to help you mortals, ye let me down. You squabble, you fight, you murder and steal. If you just worked together instead of giving in to yer selfish, base desires, this world might finally recover.
I see now that it’s impossible. The blessing I sought is now my curse, to walk the world and watch people suffer until the god’s return. 

~St. Branthar Ironshield c. 3862 A.S.

A Grim reaper sits in the bottom right corner below the text.
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay, so, I finally got around to doing Morktober this year. Like last year, I'm going to be writing for Cypher instead of Morkborg. Hope @exeunt.press is cool with that. I'm sure it's fine. Anyway, here's day 1: Goat “Compatible with Cypher”
Day 1: Goat

As you fight the cultist, you miss the real threat. Behind you, the sacrificial goat, its throat slit, begins to change. Its bones break and twist. Its hide shifts and stretches, tearing as it is forced over an elongating body. It rises, taller than you, and you do not notice until it is on top of you.

Sacrifice Demon 6 (18)

Not true demons, but golems of flesh and shattered bone given a semblance of life by infernal magic, Sacrifice Demons are blasphemous creatures. They are created by the cults of greater demons as rewards for souls sacrificed. Mindless, they serve unquestioningly. 
Health: 30
Damage Inflicted: Moderate Wound
Movement: Short
Modifications: Resisting Fear, charm, and other mind-altering effects as level 8
Combat: A Sacrifice Demon attacks twice with claws made of broken bone. Additionally, the Sacrifice Demon may have one or more of the following abilities:
Ram: The Sacrifice Demon with horns lowers its head and charges a short distance into its target. In addition to the moderate wound, the target must make a successful Defense roll or be knocked prone.
Infernal Scream: The Sacrifice Demon recalls an echo of mortality and is filled with grief or rage. The creature releases a gut-wrenching howl. Creatures in short range must make an Intellect Defense Roll. On a failure, all attempts to attack the Sacrifice Demon are hindered until the end of the Demon’s next turn. 
Interaction: The Sacrifice Demon is under the absolute control of the cult that summoned it. It cannot be reasoned with.

This product is an independent production and is not affiliated with Monte Cook Games, LLC. It is published under the Cypher Open License, found at https://col.montecookgames.com.

CYPHER and its logo are trademarks of Monte Cook Games, LLC in the U.S.A. and other countries. All Monte Cook Games characters and character names, and the distinctive likenesses thereof, are trademarks of Monte Cook Games, LLC.
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Create because you love it.
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Intense but evocative way to start this year’s challenge.
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Tab Creations @tabcreations.com · 29/09/2026
GM Tip: Shorter, consistent sessions often work better than marathon games. 2-4 hours keeps energy high, fits schedules, and is easier to prep for. Players remember tight sessions more than exhausted eight-hour slogs. #ttrpg #rpg #dnd #gaming
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
@undergroundoracle.com makes incredible products. Check them out!
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Monte Cook Games @montecookgames.com · 30/09/2026
A fantasy RPG of prophecy, fate, gods, & the song of the ocean, set in a fantastical world inspired by the pre-Columbian Americas. Based on the award-winning epic fantasy series by Native author Rebecca Roanhorse, brought to you by MCG and author of Coyote & Crow, Kenna Alexander. mymcg.info/beas
Promotional artwork for Between Earth & Sky: The Roleplaying Game, showing the game corebook on the left and a large turquoise face with flowing seaweed-like hair and a fish on the right, framed by gold borders. Readable text includes BETWEEN EARTH & SKY, THE ROLEPLAYING GAME, BY SHANNA GERMAIN AND KENNA ALEXANDER, and a footer with Between Earth and Sky ©2026 Rebecca Roanhorse | montecookgames.com | Artist: John Picacio.
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Crazy Weasel Gaming @crazyweaselgaming.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My take: So what if your first game sucks. Create and keep creating. Creation is part of the human soul.
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Shadomain.com's Jason C @shadomain.com · 27/09/2026
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