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Ryan

@crash006.bsky.social

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I paint Warhammer minis, all my jokes are references to movies or The Simpsons, and generally talk out of my ass.

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

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Wee Bey Brice's Mind Blown Shocked Face

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I think I've some how been lucky to not have seen his death.

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I mean, did you really visit America if you don't leave with heart problems?

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Flu shot is required for work, and they give them on-site. Stopping tomorrow when I get done to get my flu and covid shots.

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

At the end of the module we had to promise to try using AI over the next 30 days to automate/assist with mundane tasks. I was like "nah dog, I'm good."

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

How I arrived on Bluesky.

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Simpsons X-Files Crossover: Cheese It, Feds!

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

We could put them in publicly funded buildings, where you can get a free membership and borrow the books. We'll it a bookateria.

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

We laugh, but some of this is the type of shit an AI training module at work told us to use it for. Writing emails, come up with ways to engage employees in meetings, etc. You know, fucking stuff managers should have skills in already. I made them regret giving me a text box for feedback at the end.

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You're performing important scientific work, key difference.

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"But the guys at work will laugh at me if I don't pretend to be a football team manager."

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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Ted Lasso says YES! (TheGoon BigOldGoon)

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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Simpsons: Moon Pie? What A Time To Be Alive

ALT: Simpsons: Moon Pie? What A Time To Be Alive

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Private equity needs to be outlawed.

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Mr. Moneybags over here starting another army.

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Line must always go up, as quickly as possible and damn the consequences.

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

If I wanted my creative work to be based on hallucinations, I don't need a plagarism machine, I'll just take drugs like God intended.

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Evert Philly sports team this week : Not losing? Never heard of it.

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Builds a development on a graveyard, without moving the bodies, and is surprised there's a haunting.

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

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Casablanca: I'm Shocked! Bogart & Renault

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

That not how biology works.

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Confused Man with Math Problems

ALT: Confused Man with Math Problems

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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Man Pointing: That Part Right There!

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

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Disappointed Disappointed Fan

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It looks like he was designed by Rob Liefeld.

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Instructions unclear, still voting for the big D on my mail-in ballot.

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Maybe it's just nostalgia, but I love early 90s X-Men art from Jim Lee.

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Ted Lasso says YES! (TheGoon BigOldGoon)

ALT: Ted Lasso says YES! (TheGoon BigOldGoon)

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I gotta hunt down some early 90s xmen posters, love Jim Lee's art style.

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The fridge the servants use to store the actual food to be eaten is just off screen.

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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George Takei: Scandalous Wink

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

That's a really long winded way of saying your OK with babies dying.

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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Krusty The Clown: What The Hell Was That?

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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Gene Wilder's Iconic 'Hey Boys!' in Blazing Saddles

ALT: Gene Wilder's Iconic 'Hey Boys!' in Blazing Saddles

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My hospital startsflu shots next week (mandatory for all employees, with limited exceptions). Planning on stopping by one of the days they also are offering covid.

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Homer Simpson's Excited Whoo Hoo!

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Why I stop drinking the cool aid, everyone wants to be cool.

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Tom Cruise: Cool Smile & Sunglasses Reveal

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

That's not how smallpox or measles vaccines work at all.

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Man's Exasperated Facepalm

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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Psych: You Know That's Right Fistbump

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What the?

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That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!

ALT: That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

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Homer Simpson's X-Files Alien Encounter

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

That's the worst name I ever heard.

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The Simpsons: Homer Cries at Moe's

ALT: The Simpsons: Homer Cries at Moe's

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Cool? The fuck do I care about consenting adults dressing up as animals and have sex in the privacy of their own homes or hotel rooms at conventions?

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

*squints* Is that @crobertcargill.bsky.social?

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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George Of The Jungle: Now Comes The Laughter!

ALT: George Of The Jungle: Now Comes The Laughter!

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The fucking Temu version of the Crypt Keeper.

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Saying "God Bless you" crams it back in.

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

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George Of The Jungle: Now Comes The Laughter!

ALT: George Of The Jungle: Now Comes The Laughter!

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If only Jeff hadn't rolled that 1, we wouldn't be living in the worst timeline.

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

What if Zelda is the friends we made along the way?

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The front fell off.

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Clarke & Dawe: The Front Fell Off (NOT Normal)

ALT: Clarke & Dawe: The Front Fell Off (NOT Normal)

Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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Arnold Schwarzenegger's Iconic 'Do It Now!'

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Ryan @crash006.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Sorry, what was that?

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Willie Wonka: I'm a Triple Deaf Meme

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