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crankyohkelley

@crankyohkelley.bsky.social
57 followers 70 following 36 posts

Enabler of shenanigans, innuendo enthusiasts, general menace but at least I’m funny

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crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
At least the punk scene is about to be dope Always seems such a cruel injustice that the mass oppression of people is counterbalanced by art. What a horrible trade
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crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
You know how kids do that thing where they treat their parents like Google? I wanta do that with @hankgreen.bsky.social
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crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
After much complaining from my children and friends and sad puppy eyes from my partner I relented and decided to give anime a shot. Started One Piece today, and I’m only 6 episodes in and I already wanta know if there’s Luffy/Zoro fanfic.Please tell me everyone else sees twink Luffy too
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crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
It feels unnecessary that I have to have a job. Who decided this for me? We beefin
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crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Went to the Wicked pre-screening last night in full cosplay, stay G33ky my friends @2g33ks.bsky.social
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crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 21/11/2023
I do not know how to date. I can do relationships or hoe, pick one, those are the options. I don’t understand the rules of engagement. When did the fadeaway stop working? Does it not? I’m going back to the hoe phase, that shit is so much easier
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crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 14/11/2023
Is there anything more annoying than reading or listening to an audiobook when people just talk to you like you aren’t doing anything?
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
Everyday is cheat day when you’ve given up.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/11/2023
Just use the q-tip in your ear. God doesn’t care about us.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
I don’t live in fear, but I do hang out there a lot
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crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
@emeryswyld.bsky.social happy birthday baby!!!!
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crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 31/10/2023
That one time I got stoned and colored a strip of my hair green on a whim because it vaguely goes with my costume 🤓
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crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 17/10/2023
The downside to me being a stoner is I’m also a talker, and sometimes that’s a real bad combo, I keep telling myself to shut up but brain to mouth wire has been severed
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crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
Faux candles are soulless and make my brain feel squeaky, it’s an unpleasant feeling whenever I see them and I have no idea why
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audreyii_fic @audreyii.bsky.social · 28/09/2023
Has Bluesky gotten the Always Reblog Tom Holland's Umbrella process underway yet?
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Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
Tom Holland no volará en este lipsinqueo, pero si te hará bailar con su versión de "Umbrella" de Rihanna.¡Suscríbete a Comedy Central Latinoamérica y no te p...
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crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 05/10/2023
Am I just stupid or what? Does this app not have dm’s?
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crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
I lost so much sleep last night going down @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com bee rabbit hole and logged in tonight to find its still an ongoing discussion. I guess sleep is for the uninterested and existential dread over climate crisis is for the curious
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
Perfect
A comic with three panels by “Webcomic name.” Panel one: A figure with a graduation cap says to two naked people whose genitals are labeled “vulva” & “penis,” ‘You need to hide your genitals.’ Panel two: the same figure says to the two people who are now wearing a dress and shirt and pants and a tie, ‘But only wear clothes that represent those genitals.” Panel three: the same figure says to the two people ‘Whenever people see your clothes, they should really be thinking about your genitals” and the people respond, ‘Oh no’
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Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 24/09/2023
Time to repost this fabulous meme. Because COME ON.
MEDIEVAL KNIEVEL - a medieval dude sails his horse above a collected group of other medieval dudes holding their spears and other assorted medieval weaponry toward him. But he's MEDIEVAL KNIEVEL and he's gonna make it he's gonna make. it, is he gonna make it? OH GOD, I DON'T THINK HE'S GONNA MAKE IT...
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Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
Citronos devouring his children (2022)
A lemon that appears to be devouring a smaller lemon on the tree
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crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 24/09/2023
I hate when I have the perfect stand up routine and no one appreciates it because I’m alone in my shower
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crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
My headphones died mid concert I was performing for my cat, this feels like a persona attack and I shall be spending the rest of the day upset he didn’t get to see my big finale
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Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 08/09/2023
I know a Feywild entrance when I see one.
Mushroom under moss -luring you into the Fey
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crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
I can’t believe I got talked into another social media app, is this where the cool kids are now?
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