crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 22/01/2025At least the punk scene is about to be dope Always seems such a cruel injustice that the mass oppression of people is counterbalanced by art. What a horrible trade 010 1
crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 15/12/2024You know how kids do that thing where they treat their parents like Google? I wanta do that with @hankgreen.bsky.social 000 0
crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 25/11/2024After much complaining from my children and friends and sad puppy eyes from my partner I relented and decided to give anime a shot. Started One Piece today, and I’m only 6 episodes in and I already wanta know if there’s Luffy/Zoro fanfic.Please tell me everyone else sees twink Luffy too 010 1
crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 22/11/2024It feels unnecessary that I have to have a job. Who decided this for me? We beefin 110 1
crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Went to the Wicked pre-screening last night in full cosplay, stay G33ky my friends @2g33ks.bsky.social 2113 11
crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 21/11/2023I do not know how to date. I can do relationships or hoe, pick one, those are the options. I don’t understand the rules of engagement. When did the fadeaway stop working? Does it not? I’m going back to the hoe phase, that shit is so much easier 010 1
crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 14/11/2023Is there anything more annoying than reading or listening to an audiobook when people just talk to you like you aren’t doing anything? 130 3
Reposted by crankyohkelley Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/11/2023Everyday is cheat day when you’ve given up. 410749 107
Reposted by crankyohkelley Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 05/11/2023Just use the q-tip in your ear. God doesn’t care about us. 121579 215
Reposted by crankyohkelley donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 06/11/2023I don’t live in fear, but I do hang out there a lot 414543 145
crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 31/10/2023@emeryswyld.bsky.social happy birthday baby!!!! 110 1
crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 31/10/2023That one time I got stoned and colored a strip of my hair green on a whim because it vaguely goes with my costume 🤓 010 1
crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 17/10/2023The downside to me being a stoner is I’m also a talker, and sometimes that’s a real bad combo, I keep telling myself to shut up but brain to mouth wire has been severed 020 2
crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 09/10/2023Faux candles are soulless and make my brain feel squeaky, it’s an unpleasant feeling whenever I see them and I have no idea why 040 4
Reposted by crankyohkelley audreyii_fic @audreyii.bsky.social · 28/09/2023Has Bluesky gotten the Always Reblog Tom Holland's Umbrella process underway yet?m.youtube.comLip Sync Battle - Tom HollandTom Holland no volará en este lipsinqueo, pero si te hará bailar con su versión de "Umbrella" de Rihanna.¡Suscríbete a Comedy Central Latinoamérica y no te p... 281040909 1K
crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 05/10/2023Am I just stupid or what? Does this app not have dm’s? 211 2
crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 26/09/2023I lost so much sleep last night going down @neilhimself.neilgaiman.com bee rabbit hole and logged in tonight to find its still an ongoing discussion. I guess sleep is for the uninterested and existential dread over climate crisis is for the curious 010 1
Reposted by crankyohkelley Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · 24/09/2023Time to repost this fabulous meme. Because COME ON. 321284339 1.3K
Reposted by crankyohkelley Dov @drnelk.bsky.social · 24/09/2023Citronos devouring his children (2022) 7564411702 6.4K
crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 24/09/2023I hate when I have the perfect stand up routine and no one appreciates it because I’m alone in my shower 040 4
crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 11/09/2023My headphones died mid concert I was performing for my cat, this feels like a persona attack and I shall be spending the rest of the day upset he didn’t get to see my big finale 010 1
Reposted by crankyohkelley Mosey-Lord of the Owlbear Milk @moseydm.bsky.social · 08/09/2023I know a Feywild entrance when I see one. 39821 98
crankyohkelley @crankyohkelley.bsky.social · 09/09/2023I can’t believe I got talked into another social media app, is this where the cool kids are now? 450 5