Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 4hangry goose meme: BENEVOLENT TO WHOM, CZ? BENEVOLENT TO WHOM? JFC 010
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 04/10/2026OPEC+ decides that the current climate will do a fine job of filling their coffers with our money. 012
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 04/10/2026was not expecting it, but that #F1 bahrain grand prix was fucking fun to watch. verstappen was clearly on top but hamilton drove a 95% better race — it just sucks for him that 1% in the beginning put him in such a hole. #F1 #BahrainGP 000
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 03/10/2026MAGA boomers and Applebee's are going to really enjoy this windfall. 000
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 02/10/2026every day that makes an ellison family member's asshole pucker is a good day. very good day. 😂 000
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 01/10/2026narcissistic unconcerned with the actual truth is enthralled with a glory fluffer that is also unconcerned about the actual truth. amazing times we live in. 010
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 30/09/2026sex might be the first industry to exploit new technology but crime and, especially, fraud in particular are very close behind. yay! 010
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 28/09/2026try, try, try again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again… and still go boom. 000
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 28/09/2026every day the cowboys lose is great but have you tried them losing in the most hilarious way? glorious. 😎 000
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 26/09/2026yud got his calipers as an early-age birthday present and figures they are a lifetime achievement. 040
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I'm still not going to use voice to text dammit 020
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 21/09/2026when "just die already" gets above 55% you might have a problem. 100
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i can't believe king midas isn't spending all his time working to reunite an ancient people torn apart by senseless government action on november 2, 1889: reunite North and South Dakota! 000
Reposted by Cranky DavidMadGreek 🧿 @madgreek2024.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"Signs of Fascism" originated in my town. (Sequim, WA) I filmed it. I remember getting a call, "hey your video got 5,000 views." By the end of the day it had 60K. Over 100K in a few days from just one platform. Then my DM blew up! Everyone wanted to replicate the signs. Nice to see the signs today. 248103214305
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 20/09/2026grassley pining for the days of 10% inflation like a good commie. 010
Reposted by Cranky DavidFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 15/09/2026The U.S. AI industry is being run by a batshit rationalist sex cult, and no, I am not being hyperbolic - they’re genuinely Like That: 28860741590
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 12/09/2026fear is an amazing memory enhancer. more so when you work to create the memory yourself based on your own xenophobic fears. 000
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 12/09/2026such a confusingly delusional fantasy life he lives in his head. unfortunately, we're in there with him. 010
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 11/09/2026helping paxton by cucking paxton. it just might work. 001
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 09/09/2026ah shucks, time to go visit Vancouver and spend my disposable income and stock up then. I'm taking orders for those interested. 😎 000
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Russian navy captain dreams of Montana. RIP sir sam 010
Reposted by Cranky DavidMiss Aja @brat2381.bsky.social · 25/08/2026RIP❤️ There’ll never be another Dolly. She was a real one. From Civil Rights to literacy to the empowerment of women…she always stood in the gap. The world lost an angel today. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...nbcnews.comDolly Parton, country music icon, dies at 80Her death came after in May 2026 she announced she was canceling a Las Vegas show and said she’d been undergoing treatment for kidney stones for several years. 36627176
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 25/08/2026legendary chaos agent (laudatory) of a speaker. this all happened early in my career and his cuckoos egg book is a great read. 010
Reposted by Cranky David852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Bro. People are cool as fuck. 274164612326
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 13/08/2026this episode of "late night with tom" brought to you by "everyone has agency unless tom says so." 120
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 03/08/2026IRS proctology for everything trump touched concurrently with SCOTUS expansion on day one of president ossoff's first of 4 terms. 010
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 22/07/2026bobby fin inspired? youtu.be/rXW3Xk_cLag?...youtu.beEnglish class seriesYouTube video by ItsBobbyFinn 000
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 13/07/2026sam neill's quarantine videos during the pandemic were life and joy and weirdness and perfect. 021
Reposted by Cranky DavidHeather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026can’t believe a narcissist is being so publicly humiliated by a reflecting pool 502243395590
Reposted by Cranky DavidColeen Murphy @ctmurphy1.bsky.social · 17/06/2026one anecdote: I was searching for a link to one of my old papers on Google, and the automated Gemini summary attributed all of my lab's work to my husband 1041711907
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 18/06/2026sterlin harjo and reservation dogs is amazing tv. delightful. creative. unrelenting. 100
Reposted by Cranky DavidKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/06/2026"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?" 468320936926
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 08/06/2026me watching @kylec.bsky.social on last week tonight just astounding work. 😎static.klipy.comLeonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!'Alt: Leonardo DiCaprio Points: 'Yes, That's It!' 010
Cranky David @cranky-david.bsky.social · 07/06/2026could welker bring on the aneurysm? tune in next week to find out. 010
Reposted by Cranky DavidRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 21/05/2026This is an issue. It is not *the* issue. *The* issue is that everything about this is illegal and corrupt as fuck. Relenting to a $2 billion theft for Trump and his cronies because at least the money won’t go to people who assaulted cops would be the most Susan Collins move ever. 31963188
