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@craigtime.bsky.social
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used to lead the Cavy but have since been deposed in a bloodless but harrowing coup

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mcc @dryad.technology · 04/10/2026
Have you noticed, lately, or noticed people around you commenting, that there just seems to be no money anymore. There's no money for companies to make the tv shows you like, the video games you like, the local diner you like shut down, no one you know can find a job. Think about that in context of
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As Captain, I immediately removed my own right arm and attached a space bear one, and when someone protested and it started slapping them in the face (I did not know it would), I bellowed "what's the matter? As Captain, you'll just have to grin and bear that I have the right to bear right arms!!"
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This reminded me of being incredibly pleased with myself, probably over 10 years ago now, when Space Station 13 added space bear critters and I discovered that you could remove their arms.
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've genuinely heard a man claim he can't have treated a female colleague in a misogynistic way, because he has a wife. They live on another fucking planet
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Co-op are fairly sound and that's where I find myself shopping more and more
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Honestly she's happy about everything, she's a sweet idiot. I put her in the latest Muffinwind update as a moon.
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
We have confirmation from @mickyde.bsky.social that it's rude to point a gun at my beloved idiot dog Lyra www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA0X...
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How NOT to Experience Morrowind!
YouTube video by Micky D
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We used to take it for granted, back in the good old days, when I fought in World War 2. So I tied a sex arse to my belt, as was the style at the time...
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
imagine telling the pope “you’re not even an AI influencer” like that’s a sick burn
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is it... speech dictation and very bad editing?
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I firmly believe it's impossible to come up with a bad or unfunny Frasier crossover. Albeit nobody will be beating the Columbo one for the foreseeable future joechouinard.com/columbo/
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columbo, joechouinard.com
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is genuinely new to me but I'm picturing it like a dog shoving its head between your face and your screen/book/whatever so you have to pay attention to it instead lmao
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As far as I can tell, the main difference is that us commoners are able to use Polymarket too (This is not me saying it's in any way good or meant for us, but we *can*)
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Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s cool how normal everyone is.
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Unfortunately I find it far far too easy to slip into singing nonsense lyrics to. The otherwise lovely une vie a t'aimer has long since become something like "honk a moose with Craig the obtuse / buy it now or it may well get loose", etc
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Woah didn't expect SS2 Remastered in anything like this any time soon, excellent pickup
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you're either in that cult mentality (us against the world, the world is out to get me now) or you've drawn back but you still remember when it was an uncomplicated, nice day out as a kid. When you went to your first march and everyone was cheery. Whole family got together etc. what's the harm?
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's only really once they're fully onboard with it that they start being introduced to the marches that venture into enemy territory (Coatbridge) and by that point it's your thing, it's your team. So even if/when you realise that yeah, marching through places that don't want you is shitty...
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
who genuinely, into high school and beyond, do not realise what it's actually about or why anyone would have an issue with it. This does require some level of cognitive dissonance - I know firsthand what they say about Irish people behind closed doors - but it's as natural as breathing.
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm from Airdrie, which I think is the place with the most orange lodges per capita, and the perspective on it there is... interesting and sometimes genuinely not far from what you're saying. Not far but not there. A lot of people growing up in a very very echo chamber environment
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This was pretty close to my intuitive understanding but keenly aware that could have been completely off the mark, cheers. I'll do some light reading about it but seems shortsighted!
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I somehow didn't know about the Fortean Times and now I feel a desperate need to subscribe
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Also no Bluesky I don't think he'd appreciate my attempt
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think I need to know more before I have an opinion on this but will say I've been a big fan of Living Rent, is there anywhere I can find out a bit more about this, arguments for and against etc?
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's case law showing that something demonstrably factual can't be a "belief", so I'd imagine that anything provably true/false wouldn't be protected. Of course, this immediately gets into unclear territory as soon as it gets even slightly less clear-cut fact than e.g. "Digestives are a biscuit"
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Immediately knew who this was about lol. I encountered him in the wild a little while ago having never heard of him before and spent some time reading his reviews with morbid fascination. What a strange individual
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah these ground rules get me through enough wins against the CPU and against other clueless players that I'm pretty comfortable with this level of understanding lol
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have one and just noticed it today and I'm in the office and I know I can't make it erupt in the office and I'm fighting an incredibly difficult battle right now.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the horse is spitting fire
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fun bit of timeline synchronicity that I had to read a couple of times.
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fun bit of timeline synchronicity that I had to read a couple of times.
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🎵 It's the remix of the nation On my fetish for inflation Get big and round of the body Folks will suspect it's gestation🎶
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Robert Kraft Demands Macklemore Be Removed From Playlist at Favorite Sex Trafficking Spa thehardtimes.net/breaking/rob...
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Robert Kraft Demands Macklemore Be Removed From Playlist at Favorite Sex Trafficking Spa
JUPITER, Fla. — Human rights champion and all-around good guy, Robert Kraft, responded to Macklemore’s controversial pro-Palestinian views by demanding the artist’s... Continue reading this gem
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is kind of how I feel about this and people who focus on the environmental issues (not that those aren't currently causing serious specific damage, but, like, if this shit suddenly became super energy efficient tomorrow). If this was fixed tomorrow would I still hate AI? Yes, so
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In fairness he did not, at any point, seem to promise safe or pleasant temperature
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Personally I would not pick this fight with the youtube guy who demonstrates all the ways he can nail you with an arrow at 200 yards using his feet while wearing 12-inch Pleasers, whose wife can also kill you with her bare hands, and has 9 billionteen followers who are all trans women with swords.
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yup - and these people flourish in the kind of ambiguous incoherent nonsense situation created by our wonderful Supreme Court (and compounded by the disgraceful EHRC guidance)
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Tristan Grayford @tristangrayford.scot · 15/09/2026
The TUC, congress of all the UK's trade unions, have voted to condemn the EHRC guidance and backed self-ID. Good luck finding reporting on it, you'll struggle to find it, even as the papers report on plenty of other things the TUC has voted on, and speeches. leftfootforward.org/2026/09/tuc-...
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TUC votes to condemn EHRC code of practice and back self-ID for trans people
Delegates backed a motion branding the EHRC guidance 'discriminatory and unworkable'
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sensible outcome and clearly how it should have been handled in the first place. Clear bad faith actor aside, though, just another example of how untenable the current situation is for everyone involved!
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cloudd @clouddttv.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
As a professional Zelda speedrunner and lifelong fan of the series, many people have been asking me for my take on the Ocarina of Time remake. My opinion on the game is yet undetermined and hinges on one singular point: how they model Bombchu Bowling Alley lady.
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Broke: Father John Misty Woke:
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
His had quite a bit of spare headroom when he left office, TBF
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Natacha @natacha.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Andy Burnham has, in the space of a month, imposed; 1. a policy intended to segregate trans people 2. an extreme version of Section 28 for trans kids, which will result in huge needless suffering & possibly suicide State-mandated segregation State-mandated bullying This is who Andy Burnham is.
Andy Burnham is now the most transphobic Prime Minister ever, and by a very very wide margin.
As of today this has become fully indisputable.
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Genuinely can't think of an answer to that that doesn't rhyme with loney maundering
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
We've been doing insulin injections for type 1 diabetes since 1922. I'm aware that he probably doesn't know the difference between type 1 and 2 and he's presumably making crackpot mistakes about type 2, but still.
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Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
*Terminator voice* suck me off if you want to buy
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Iain Hendry @iainhendry.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Hideo Kojima
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BoneQuest @bonequest.com · 20/08/2026
"STUCK IN A STALL" bonequest.com/10017
deuce: HOW MANY TIMES\NDID YOU COMPLETE\NSINGLE PLAYER HL2
spigot: I'M STUCK IN\NA STALL IN CITY 17
spigot: THE REBEL GUIDES WENT TO COLLEGE 22 YEARS AGO AND STAYED LOGGED IN, NOBODY WILL MOVE
pants: THIS WAY\NDOCTOR FREEMAN
pants: THIS WAY DOCTOR FREEMAN
pants: THIS WAY\NDOCTOR FREEMAN
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