Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Honestly she's happy about everything, she's a sweet idiot. I put her in the latest Muffinwind update as a moon. 011 1
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Also no Bluesky I don't think he'd appreciate my attempt 030 3
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Fun bit of timeline synchronicity that I had to read a couple of times. 010 1
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Fun bit of timeline synchronicity that I had to read a couple of times. 070 7
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The last line of the last book, before the epilogue timeskip, is our hero thinking about his big four poster bed and how he can get his slave to bring him a sandwich there (despite us knowing for a fact that he could summon sandwiches with magic, I guess the slave labour adds a certain flavour) 0290 29
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Updated my Morrowind mods so that the striking workers now show solidarity with their original creators. This is the blow that will destroy Microsoft forever, I believe www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo... 0140 14
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Been immortalised by Google street view on my street lads 120 2
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Real heads still <3 CAAIB (yes this was my twitter banner for several years) 020 2
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Okay we know she's very accepting and woke but honestly I don't think we should give her the vote, she walked into a chair yesterday because she thought it was a door 130 3
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 04/05/2026I think this local independent candidate is introducing himself as my Persona? 010 1
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Maybe just left it in the back of a cab after one too many votes. I kept it for him, good guy that I am 020 2
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 27/04/2026This was written after the Kirk assassination but feels pretty relevant here! 1226 22
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Wife is screaming, dogs are crying, to no avail: my trousers are off and it's time to follow expert advice 020 2
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Free employment law advice Sundays: this should not be part of your recruitment process! 010 1
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Yeah that tracks. I was mostly sincere in this belief and then a couple of weeks ago I had this fucking dream three nights in a row and now I think I fully believe it and that Grant Morrison was giving me wizard training in the dream world. I genuinely can't think of a more reasonable explanation. 120 2
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 14/11/2025This has been my pinned post on the bad tweet site for some years now and it brings me joy every time 040 4
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I've been enjoying Craig Obscure: Expedition 33 but for reasons beyond my control I have been compelled for several days to give life to a vision inspired by it. Here it is 120 2
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 15/10/2025I would buy up all IP rights to mercifully forgotten Rare mascot Mr Pants and embark on a marketing and crossover campaign so extensive he is more famous than Mario or Sonic. None of the media produced will be, in any sense, redeemable or tolerable, but I will not stop 000 0
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I have now updated said mod with extensive additional content, roughly doubling its size and playtime, because of who I am as a person. Come on in and have a cup of tea and a muffin... if you dare!! www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo... 010 1
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 07/09/2025And in September 2025, The Soggy Muffin finds itself doubled in size and increased by as much sogginess as I could add without it leaking onto your other mods! With many new quests and additional activities, come on in and have a cup of tea and a muffin today! www.nexusmods.com/morrowind/mo... 053 5
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 06/09/2025Can't believe we've just normalised seeing this in the street in broad daylight in Shawlands. Oh sure, one or two are "cute" and "in their habitat", but this is a result of the bins not being taken out enough, and it's not as "cute" when you hear them uwu in your walls during the night. 020 2
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 31/08/2025Post a meme made by you: Of all the stupid things I've posted over the years, this is probably the one I see in the wild the most. 000 0
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 18/08/2025They send a tiny digital police detective into the computer and he catches the incoming funds with a big fishing net 0120 12
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Feeling a completely indescribable emotion at discovering that Hulk Hogan claimed to have written, and then changed his mind about, a song about Jamie Bulger being his imaginary friend 010 1
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 14/07/2025The specifics ( esrgan.readthedocs.io/en/latest/ ) are frankly beyond me and I'm very stupid, all I know is that *with* careful human oversight of both the input and output, it demonstrably works - it just automates some tedious parts. The result is just a higher res version of the same art. 250 5
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 26/06/2025He's just very concerned about men being in women's spaces so he's... uh... forcing himself into women's spaces by lying about his identity 110 1
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Silently walking up to anyone who catches my eye and pointing at Z until I am escorted out of Five Guys yet again 000 0
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Okay no it's this guy. He's an Iberian ham that seasons himself in advance 2132 13
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 14/05/2025I am a full believer in AI sentience now. This thing is 100% begging for death 020 2
Craig @craigtime.bsky.social · 14/05/2025And it STILL isn't agreeing with him that there is one lmao 21470 147
