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Craig Nimlet

@craignimlet.bsky.social
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Dose IT things. Takes photos of night sky.

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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 4h
My coccyx, my wannabe tail and other reasons religion is crap my new book
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 4h
I have given up on racist Zionist like you intimidating me by calling me antisemitic and calling me Jews hating. Fuck off you racist cunt and may you spend eternity in a segregated prison of your own making. Not that I believe in such nonsense.
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 4h
Just Google Labour friends of Israel.
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 4h
I have long held that being called antisemitic on social Media is a badge of honor it means you are irritating the right/wrong people and Israel is a huge post WW2 mistake by world leaders who felt they were redressing a wrong.But it was at the expense of Palestinians and that is unforgivable
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 5h
The shout "Anti-semite" tactic has finally run out of steam. We no longer care if you call us that. The people shouting that slur are conflating anti-Israel feeling with antisemitism which by their definition is antisemitic.
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 5h
And when we see more oppression and displacement of Palestinians more murder of people to take their rightful and historic land in the name of Israel and their magic prophecy. How much more will I be called antisemitic and how many more "hate crimes" will be reported? The boy that called wolf is now
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 6h
People whose browser history that includes watching videos of executions are regarded by most psychologists a potential threat to society and a deeply desterbed person in need of help. WTF does it say about this whack job and the (de) oranged lump of lard that appointed him.
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Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Do you want good tortoise news? I thought so. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
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Scientists discover 180,000 giant tortoises on one Seychelles island
Free-roaming Aldabra population far exceeds human population of Seychelles after decades-long recovery programme
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 6h
That is incredibly good and at the same time incredibly sad that a quarter of the way into the 21st century it's necessary to have to explain this to adults when it was common knowledge for 10 yo's to know this the same time the previous century.
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#TheFutureOfEducationWillBring an end to tabloid lies and politicians that deserve positions in government. Yeah right that's going to happen.
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#TheFutureOfEducationWillBring an end to the kakistocracy
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Donald Trump's Signature Dance Moves
ALT: Donald Trump's Signature Dance Moves
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Interesting that it's a consensus to use a non English term for it to imply that it's foreigners to blame and not the whole of the industrialised world.
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#ShakespeareSunday lf music be the food of love no wonder Liam Gallagher looks so famined.
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#ShakespeareSunday and tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow bugger I missed the hashtag
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I find the utterances of I'll informed people like you offensive. When you have a degree in electrical engineering please post your views, until then SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The capacity of batteries do not come close to 1 percent of the base load of any national grid let alone the UK's
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ha Ha Ha ha et infenitum
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A late night drunken thought occurs to me. If the radiation is occurring anyway are we adding to its heating effect by harnessing it. Spoiler alert I already know the answer.
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If you are an electrical engineer that understands how the national grid works and power stability, you will know we have no choice but to rely upon nuclear to keep the lights on even if, like me, you hate it.
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
And the rest is silence...... Intellectual dwarf.
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dear God, I have a few questions. If, as I am told, that I was created in your image why do I have nipples? On a man they have no use whatsoever, on a woman the primary purpose is after reproduction. And yet we are supposed to believe man was created first?
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Keep digging. Intelligence like light itself is not visible only it's reflected self.
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ow an attack on my intelligence. The sign of a person without the intellectual ability to take or refute criticism.
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What makes you think that the comment was aimed at you when so many Labour MP's are in the pocket of Israel?
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jewish punk rock party. Pogo till you're sick.
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like anybody would be scared of any of them even if they were heavily armed.
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nose, face, cutting comes to mind.
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Damien Willey @kernowdamo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Green Party Passes MAJOR Palestine Shift - Zionists Lose Their Minds! #DamoRants #ZionismIsRacism youtu.be/3NnRmczmvUc
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Green Party Passes MAJOR Palestine Shift - Zionists Lose Their Minds!
YouTube video by KernowDamo
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For a long time I have heard rumours that you strangle kittens for fun and worship Satan. I have never believed it and still don’t. Am I doing this right?
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Lynn Dudno @lynndudno.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#MyHolidayOnTheMoon Was spoilt by the incessant whistling of the Clangers in the next crater
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Clangers Waving Goodbye
ALT: Clangers Waving Goodbye
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Andrew Rait @andrewrait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But I enjoyed the current Govts comms dept response 😂
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Baffled Hashtagger @baffledhashtagger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#MyHolidayOnTheMoon 🌙🧀🐭 Was like a cheese dream
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Baffled Hashtagger @baffledhashtagger.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#MyHolidayOnTheMoon 🌕 Cost a fortune, that travel agent took me to the Clangers
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#MyHolidayOnTheMoon was self-cratering.
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#MyHolidayOnTheMoon was disappointing. The nightlife was not up to expectations.
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#MyHolidayOnTheMoon was a wash out. No atmosphere!
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Deep fake porn.
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The reason I no longer care if I'm called antisemitic or even a Nazi. He is so much worse.
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Israel Spirirtually Israeli
ALT: Israel Spirirtually Israeli
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Zionism is racism. There can be no argument to the contrary. To think that a people who have lived in and on that land for millennia should not have rights to that land is fascist thinking.
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Damien Willey @kernowdamo.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Netanyahu’s Settler Claims Go To Pieces - MASSIVE Election Fallout! #DamoRants #Settlers youtu.be/H6ufkM7jDJI
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Netanyahu’s Settler Claims Go To Pieces - MASSIVE Election Fallout!
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Carla Denyer @carladenyer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My thoughts on tomorrow's conference motion 'Zionism is Racism’
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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So WHY CAN’t WE? I’d like some new teeth please. And new cartilage behind my patellae, while we’re at it. Whoever the creator* was, they were a bit sloppy. *Spoiler: there wasn’t one. Our bodies were assembled piecemeal over millions of years by a process (Natural Selection).
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today I stepped in dog shit. I can't remember the last time I even saw dog shit on a pavement. I don't look anymore. 25 years free of dog shit gone because some irresponsible pet owner couldn't be bothered to obey the law.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
As it’s #NationalPoetryDay here’s one of my favourites from my joke book
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Snipe-IT Open Source Asset Management @snipeitapp.com · 30/09/2026
Snipe-IT v8.8.0 just dropped, and boy-howdy is it a big one. github.com/grokability/... - 📱 Official Snipe-IT Mobile App is in Beta! - 🔄 Sync adapters (beta)!! - 🎛 Non-Admin Dashboard - 🗓 Unified Calendar - 🛎 Requestables Overhaul - ⛙ Model Merge Tool - 📤 MS Graph mailer - 💃 OIDC access tokens
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Linus: It's Enormous!
Alt: Linus: It's Enormous!
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Marcus Chown @marcuschown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Before we work on artificial intelligence why don’t we do something about natural stupidity?” - Steve Polyak
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just heard Richard Osman is to stop hosting his very popular TV quiz show to concentrate on his new cured pork joint restaurant and Deli. His new enterprise will be called Richard Osman's House of Gammons.
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Craig Nimlet @craignimlet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your a Bot.
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