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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 3h
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Ghislaine Hull @ghizzybear.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 19h
The world was a much better place before everything was a fucking monthly subscription, or fucked by adverts. Can we go back to just paying for apps please.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 7h
The best meal you'll ever eat will be served late at night when you're fearsomely hungry. It'll come from a caravan in a layby on an A road. It'll be hot and greasy. That first bite will be so good it'll challenge holding your newborn baby in your hands.
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 13h
If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6
If you buy a property covered in trees, and then cut all those trees down when you move in - you bought the wrong property and also you're a cunt.

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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 3h
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Gabby Giffords @gabbygiffords.bsky.social · 15h
Three little kids and a teacher were shot and killed at their school today in Bend, Oregon. Two more were injured. Our hearts are broken and we’re angry. It’s disgraceful that extremists keep blocking critical, lifesaving laws while kids die in their classrooms. America can do better. It must.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 14h
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 5h
Senator Mark Kelly Is Right ✅️......
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 2h
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 15h
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 5h
The man at the post office where I live has one of those long pinky finger nails, and it touched my hand when he handed me a package. I gagged and almost threw up on the counter, so now I choose to collect my packages at an office further away because of shame, and also disgust.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 6h
I had to give a speech at my dad's funeral. As part of my eulogy speech I quoted Dr Who regeneration speeches and also the 12th Doctor. I feel no shame as it was genuinely heartfelt.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 4h
Left home a few years ago, now happily married. Youngest brother still lives at home. When I visit and there's a shared joke or an experience I've not been part of I still get a twinge of jealousy.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 1h
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 19h
I moved into my house six years ago. I still haven't finished unpacking.
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craigk328.bsky.social @craigk328.bsky.social · 8h
I always thought as a bain it was "we're all going to Scarborough now" instead of "Klingons on the Starboard Bow" 😆
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 13h
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I tell everyone the first single I ever bought was Bowie - Absolute Beginners. It wasn't, it was Star Trekkin' by The Firm.

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 9h
As a joke, my brother bought my partner string-backed leather driving gloves, thinking he'd get the Partridge reference and see the funny side. But he calls them a "game changer" and drives with them all the time, the stupid driving gloves twat.
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 21h
Truth 👇
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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 20h
The video gimmick of "we sent a thing to the edge of space" on a weather balloon is badly overplayed now.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
All through secondary school had a crush on the cutest boy. Met him in a bar 10 years after leaving. Still gorgeous, couldn't believe he was single. Finally got my snog. He kissed like a leaky washing machine, my face was wet through. Gave him a fake number.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
At senior IT person had a word with me about a file on my network storage called "Kill List.txt" that only listed names of colleagues. I explained that they were the ones who've touched my laptop screen with their greasy hands. He suggested I move the list elsewhere.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Mum's a baker and taught us all. As a child, I assumed that when a man cums it's like squeezing batter from a pastry bag. I was astonished when I first saw the jerky, uncontrolled ejaculations of my boyfriend. 20 years later, I think my idea was better.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Dad of twins here. When they were babies if someone annoying or couldn't mind their own business came up to us in the park or the cafe, I'd tell them the twins' names were Ronnie and Reggie to mess with them
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I was born on the 4th of May and I don't like Star Wars.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
When I was in my teens, my mother informed me that my youngest brother was an accident. I have no idea why she chose to tell me this and I really hate knowing it.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 23h
The best thing about being a new dad is picking my little boy's nose.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 22h
My boys first words were 'fuckin dog' because the dog used to sit by the high chair waiting for dropped food and we'd always trip over him and mutter 'fuckin dog'. We managed to change his new vocab to 'chicken dog'.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 21h
I can drink 1 litre of soy sauce a day. Miffed that this ability has not led to fame or fortune.
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AgentJoeMcJoe 🇺🇸 @joemcjoe11.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Elmo needs to leave. We hate the little nazi
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The BBC should bring back Call My Bluff with Susie Dent as the chair, and Giles Brandreth and Julian Clary as the team captains.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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SDDPHOTO @sddphoto.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
These criminals get paid more than teachers who spend years living on Ramen noodles to get a college degree
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Gavril Ducu 🇷🇴 🇩🇪 🇺🇸 🇳🇱 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 @ducugavril.nafoforum.org · 10/10/2026
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KimBo @zapperfan7.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Thanks Zelenskyy 💥💙
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Kaitlin Kal Lee @kaitlinkallee.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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🇺🇸IBWizard🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 🌻😷 🖖 @ibwizard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Larry Wayne Chaffin of the U.S. Army's 173rd Airborne Brigade Battalion at Phuoc Vinh Airfield in South Vietnam June 1965 📷: Horst Faas
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
If you've got an opinion you want on here - submit it to the form: forms.gle/1gNMupaNHQf8xeRE6
No one domiciled overseas for tax purposes should be permitted to own a British newspaper or TV station.

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LindaFly @lindafly.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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AgentJoeMcJoe 🇺🇸 @joemcjoe11.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
he works at Harsco Metals And Minerals Browns Mills Nj we should make him famous.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Saw a white van at the supermarket with a large UK flag saying "if this flag offends you I'll help you pack". Momentarily thought they meant they'd help at the till to show that some flag shaggers can behave decently. Then realised what the owner really meant and they're a cunt.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
After 33 years of marriage I am finally falling in love with my wife. What was initially lust, morphed into child rearing, then Into living together while we got on with our careers. Now recently retired we are discovering new shared interests and I couldn't be happier.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I'm a priest and I work at one of our grandest Cathedrals. When I do a trouser toot, I bless it with "In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy gust, Amen". I think the Big Man would approve but I might get told off when I finally meet St Peter.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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10 years ago my school principal refused to let anyone leave the assembly hall until someone owned up to running into the staff toilet every morning while he was doing his ablutions, blowing a massive fart noise on their arm and running away. It was me. I am the head of music..

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