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Craig Laurie

@craigglaurie.bsky.social

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Don' wanna.

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 23/04/2026

COLE: A PUZZLE BOX, COOP! FROG NAMED LEMARCHAND DESIGNED IT! SUMMONS DEMONS TO SOME, ANGELS TO OTHERS! COOPER: Like the ad in this month's Flesh World. COLE: NO! IT'S LIKE THE AD IN THIS MONTH'S FLESH WORLD! TRUMAN: Andy? Put it down. [DEPUTY ANDY sheepishly sets the Box down next to the donuts]

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

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Craig Laurie @craigglaurie.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Oh god, what did I do to piss you off?!

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Pilot @pilotbeer.co.uk · 28/03/2025

It's called Blue Lady tea. It's like Earl Grey but with grapefruit instead of bergamot. Blue Lady. Like Earl Grey but grapefruit instead bergamot. Blue blaby. Blearl Bley blapefruit blot blergamot. Blue blue blue blue bla bluh blot blerblablue.

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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

once again thinking about this passage from David Lynch's book Catching the Big Fish

excerpt reads: "I hear stories about directors who scream at actors, or they trick them somehow to get a performance. And there are some people who try to run the whole business on fear. But I think this is such a joke -- it's pathetic and stupid at the same time.
When people are in fear, they don't want to go to work. So many people today have that feeling. Then the fear starts turning into hate, and they begin to hate going to work. Then the hate can turn into anger and people can become angry at their boss and their work.
If I ran my set with fear, I would get 1 percent, not 100 percent, of what I get. And there would be no fun in going down the road together. And it *should* be fun. In work and in life, we're all supposed to get along. We're supposed to have so much fun, like puppy dogs with our tails wagging. It's supposed to be great living; it's supposed to be fantastic."

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Craig Laurie @craigglaurie.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

We've all had too much sorrow/ Now is the time for Joy.

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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 30/11/2024

me: i’ll take a hot coffee barista: do u want a medium? me: like someone who talks to the dead? no thanks. barista: no, a medium coffee: me: why would i want my coffee to talk to the dead

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Craig Laurie @craigglaurie.bsky.social · 27/09/2023

Uh... hey there. It's good to be away from the Nazi hellscape that The Other Place has turned into.

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