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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 10/02/2026

Surprised to find out that all flights from here to Georgia and Armenia are red eyes

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 23/12/2025

how do they sleep on this tiny ass bed with no pillows

Emma Thompson's character in "Love, Actually" standing next to her and her husband's bed which is maybe 160 cm and has only a duvet on it

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 15/12/2025

hang on a sec babe there’s a funny meme at the top of my feed that I gotta see before it refreshes

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 11/12/2025

“However, we notice – based on the social comments and international media coverage – that for many guests this period is ‘the most wonderful time of the year’.” Sounds like, "our research has concluded that Christmas is good 🤓"

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 04/12/2025

so dependent on GPT I can't even spell my name without AI

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 02/12/2025

“A lot” will never not be funny to me

Gravestone that reads:

Buffy Anne Summers
1981-2001
Beloved sister
Devoted friend
She saved the world
A lot

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/10/2025

“Guys, correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe I’m sensing a lack of trust here, and frankly, it hurts my feelings.”

A dog sits near a tall shoe rack filled with various types of shoes in a room with wooden flooring. All shoes are stacked on high shelves, out of the dog’s reach.

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 10/09/2025

Please don’t post b&w photos of your pets it makes me think they died

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AFL-CIO @aflcio.org · 26/08/2025

An @afm-union.bsky.social and @sagaftra.org gal. An NFLPA guy. We love a union love story. Congrats Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce!

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 16/07/2025

Cycling home from a concert is a wonderful experience. The enduring high from the show, the quiet streets; replacing the venue's stifling humidity with the cool evening breeze; unbeatable.

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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 22/06/2025

You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 10/06/2025

Is this safer than eval() ?

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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 25/05/2025

If you have even a passing interest in crosswords, today's NYT puzzle has a fun little twist www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...

nytimes.com

Play The New York Times Crossword

Keep your mind sharp by making The Crossword part of your daily routine.

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The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Arsenal deny Barcelona a third consecutive Champions League and are European champions for the first time since 2007. #UWCL

LISBON, PORTUGAL - MAY 24: Stina Blackstenius of Arsenal celebrates scoring her team's first goal with teammate Alessia Russo during the UEFA Women's Champions League final match between Arsenal WFC and FC Barcelona at Estadio Jose Alvalade on May 24, 2025 in Lisbon, Portugal.

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 18/05/2025

I made a small tool for cleaning up old git branches github.com/patik/git-pr...

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 17/05/2025

We take Eurovision Very Seriously in this house

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 17/05/2025

No idea if the founding fathers retained citizenship from their countries of origin. I'm talking about presidents born in the US post-1776.

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 17/05/2025

Abe Lincoln, the first US president to be a dual citizen?

The government of San Marino made United States President Abraham Lincoln an honorary citizen. He wrote in reply, saying that the republic proved that "government founded on republican principles is capable of being so administered as to be secure and enduring".

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ADFC München @adfc-muenchen.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

🌟🚲 MEGA STERNFAHRT 🚲🌟 💥 Gemeinsam radeln für besseren Radverkehr! 💥 4️⃣ Treffpunkte im Stadtgebiet! 🏙️ 7️⃣ Demozüge aus dem Umland! 🏞️ 4️⃣ Zubringertouren zur Demo! 🔄 ⚠️ Pro-Tipp: Kurz vor Start checken, ob sich etwas geändert hat! ✅ 🔍 Routeninfos 👉 muenchen.adfc.de/artikel/ster... #sternfahrtmuc

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 14/05/2025

This TikTok showing Americans in the sauna with street clothes and their phones is wild

At least 3 people sitting in a sauna, each staring at their phone, in street clothes with socks

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 30/04/2025

cool now let’s do the Badens

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 28/04/2025

Why would someone want to mimic the quartz tick

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 25/04/2025

It’s more of a branding situation. “New York” sells better. And northern New Jersey is somewhat an overflow of NYC. btw there is another Kansas City in Kansas en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_...

en.wikipedia.org

Kansas City, Kansas - Wikipedia

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 25/04/2025

The European mind cannot comprehend

New Jersey is the home of the New York Red Bulls

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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Stop calling it deporting, so MAYBE more Americans will get it. "Deporting" is sending someone back, after due process, to the country they came from, where they arrive a free person. This is human trafficking to a foreign torture prison for the rest of their lives. GET THE LANGUAGE RIGHT.

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 13/04/2025

guy who is anti-immigration because he’s embarrassed of anyone else seeing his country

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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 09/04/2025

All of this could have been avoided if enough people had just decided to vote for a competent Black Indian woman. Racism...the downfall of America.

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 04/04/2025

and you expect me to keep a straight face?

Info page on Stadion Wankdorf, showing that it's home to Young Boys

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 04/04/2025

they could be, but they won't bother

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 03/04/2025

somewhere I think will get backed up (either my personal dotfiles repo or a cloud drive), then I add an alias because I'll never remember where it is

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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Absolutely tired of the psychodrama of one country being the problem of the entire planet.

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 31/03/2025

An ominous new icon has slithered into WhatsApp

Floating button that’s a ring of blues, purples, and greens. Looks suspiciously like an AI prompt’s icon.

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 29/03/2025

if we lose nato can we at least keep the alphabet

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Clint Smith @clintsmithiii.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

They are arresting people on the streets, terminating their visas, and disappearing them for writing things they disagree with. This is where we are. Two months in. Right now. If you think they won’t begin coming after citizens soon, you are mistaken.

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 28/03/2025

I don’t know if I’d go that far

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 28/03/2025

Everything works out fine for them. But you or I never seem to have their luck.

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 26/03/2025

“The honorable Kash Patel” hey there goes another lie

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