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Craig Patik

@craig.patik.com
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Traveler & web developer. US immigrant in Munich 🇩🇪. Happily car-free. he/him.

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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 10/02/2026
Surprised to find out that all flights from here to Georgia and Armenia are red eyes
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 23/12/2025
how do they sleep on this tiny ass bed with no pillows
Emma Thompson's character in "Love, Actually" standing next to her and her husband's bed which is maybe 160 cm and has only a duvet on it
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 15/12/2025
hang on a sec babe there’s a funny meme at the top of my feed that I gotta see before it refreshes
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 04/12/2025
so dependent on GPT I can't even spell my name without AI
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 02/12/2025
“A lot” will never not be funny to me
Gravestone that reads:

Buffy Anne Summers
1981-2001
Beloved sister
Devoted friend
She saved the world
A lot
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 27/10/2025
function validateHypothesis(input) {
    "use ai"

    return "You're absolutely right!"
}
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
“Guys, correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe I’m sensing a lack of trust here, and frankly, it hurts my feelings.”
A dog sits near a tall shoe rack filled with various types of shoes in a room with wooden flooring. All shoes are stacked on high shelves, out of the dog’s reach.
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 26/10/2025
Bilbo Baggins typing into a phone. Then a screenshot of a ChatGPT conversation. Bilbo types, "After all, why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?" GPT replies, "You're absolutely right!"
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 24/10/2025
jump scare
1Password listed as a trending topic on Twitter
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 25/09/2025
weird
GitHub pull request opened by Copilot that begins "thanks for asking me to work on this."
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 10/09/2025
Please don’t post b&w photos of your pets it makes me think they died
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AFL-CIO @aflcio.org · 26/08/2025
An @afm-union.bsky.social and @sagaftra.org gal. An NFLPA guy. We love a union love story. Congrats Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce!
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 20/08/2025
Pips #2 Hard 🔴 5:24
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 16/07/2025
Cycling home from a concert is a wonderful experience. The enduring high from the show, the quiet streets; replacing the venue's stifling humidity with the cool evening breeze; unbeatable.
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 29/06/2025
George Michael from Arrested Development laying face down on the ground. Caption: when the Spelling Bee includes I, N, and G
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orinoco bro @nocontroller.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country
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Kumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 25/05/2025
If you have even a passing interest in crosswords, today's NYT puzzle has a fun little twist www.nytimes.com/crosswords/g...
nytimes.com
Play The New York Times Crossword
Keep your mind sharp by making The Crossword part of your daily routine.
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The Athletic | Football @theathleticfc.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Arsenal deny Barcelona a third consecutive Champions League and are European champions for the first time since 2007. #UWCL
LISBON, PORTUGAL - MAY 24: Stina Blackstenius of Arsenal celebrates scoring her team's first goal with teammate Alessia Russo during the UEFA Women's Champions League final match between Arsenal WFC and FC Barcelona at Estadio Jose Alvalade on May 24, 2025 in Lisbon, Portugal.
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 18/05/2025
I made a small tool for cleaning up old git branches github.com/patik/git-pr...
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 17/05/2025
Abe Lincoln, the first US president to be a dual citizen?
The government of San Marino made United States President Abraham Lincoln an honorary citizen. He wrote in reply, saying that the republic proved that "government founded on republican principles is capable of being so administered as to be secure and enduring".
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ADFC München @adfc-muenchen.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
🌟🚲 MEGA STERNFAHRT 🚲🌟 💥 Gemeinsam radeln für besseren Radverkehr! 💥 4️⃣ Treffpunkte im Stadtgebiet! 🏙️ 7️⃣ Demozüge aus dem Umland! 🏞️ 4️⃣ Zubringertouren zur Demo! 🔄 ⚠️ Pro-Tipp: Kurz vor Start checken, ob sich etwas geändert hat! ✅ 🔍 Routeninfos 👉 muenchen.adfc.de/artikel/ster... #sternfahrtmuc
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 14/05/2025
This TikTok showing Americans in the sauna with street clothes and their phones is wild
At least 3 people sitting in a sauna, each staring at their phone, in street clothes with socks
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 25/04/2025
The European mind cannot comprehend
New Jersey is the home of the New York Red Bulls
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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Stop calling it deporting, so MAYBE more Americans will get it. "Deporting" is sending someone back, after due process, to the country they came from, where they arrive a free person. This is human trafficking to a foreign torture prison for the rest of their lives. GET THE LANGUAGE RIGHT.
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 13/04/2025
guy who is anti-immigration because he’s embarrassed of anyone else seeing his country
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
All of this could have been avoided if enough people had just decided to vote for a competent Black Indian woman. Racism...the downfall of America.
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 04/04/2025
and you expect me to keep a straight face?
Info page on Stadion Wankdorf, showing that it's home to Young Boys
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Musa Okwonga @okwonga.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Absolutely tired of the psychodrama of one country being the problem of the entire planet.
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 31/03/2025
An ominous new icon has slithered into WhatsApp
Floating button that’s a ring of blues, purples, and greens. Looks suspiciously like an AI prompt’s icon.
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Victoria Ying @victoriaying.com · 29/03/2025
A four panel meme from "The White Lotus," S3, Ep,6, Panel 1:  Saxton: Why can't you just like my geneative A*I art?
 Panel 2: Chelsea:  You have to be vulnerable enough to be bad at something to be good at it, but you're too much of a coward.
Panel 3: Chelsea: Because you're soulless.
Panel 4: Saxton disassociating
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 29/03/2025
if we lose nato can we at least keep the alphabet
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Clint Smith @clintsmithiii.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
They are arresting people on the streets, terminating their visas, and disappearing them for writing things they disagree with. This is where we are. Two months in. Right now. If you think they won’t begin coming after citizens soon, you are mistaken.
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 28/03/2025
Personal details form on a German web site. The list of titles includes "Dr. phil." so I added a photo of Dr. Phil McGraw
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You may not fuck with politics, but politics will fuck with you. @thewiredone.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Found this on the r slash Europe subreddit
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U.S. Representative Al Green @algreen.house.gov · 06/03/2025
Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome x.com/repalgreen/s...
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Congressman Al Green on X: "Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome https://t.co/sVklRmPCJl" / X
Today, the House GOP censured me for speaking out for the American people against @POTUS’s plan to cut Medicaid. I accept the consequences of my actions, but I refuse to stay silent in the face of injustice. #WeShallOvercome https://t.co/sVklRmPCJl
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 05/03/2025
a service that tells you when to pause the movie if you want to split the movie over two nights
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Alt18F @alt18f.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
18F was doing exactly the type of work that DOGE claims to want – yet we were eliminated shortly after midnight. Read our letter to the American people: 18f.org
18f.org
We're not done yet | 18F
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John Brophy @jk001-ie.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I found this a useful place to get some ideas. european-alternatives.eu
european-alternatives.eu
Homepage | European Alternatives
We help you find European alternatives for digital service and products, like cloud services and SaaS products.
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 01/03/2025
I can’t believe how many songs there are about Köln. Feels like more than München.
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𝚃𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚜 𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚘𝚎 🚇 @taras-grescoe.com · 01/03/2025
"Cities are meant to stop traffic. That is their point. That is why they are there. That is why traders put outposts there, merchants put shops there, hoteliers erect inns there. Rationally one wants to have traffic *stop* there, not go *through*." —Kirkpatrick Sale, Human Scale.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Watching Putin’s little stooges try to bully Zelenskyy in our goddamned White House is pretty repulsive.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 01/03/2025
The embarrassing part isn’t Trump. It’s the millions of Americans who voted for him knowing he would act this way.
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 15/02/2025
Left wing parties might not bring solutions, but right wing parties will sure bring problems.
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 24/01/2025
Democrats should search for a “benevolent Trump”: a clueless blowhard that appeals to unthinking voters, but who blindly signs executive orders to build housing and provide healthcare.
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 21/01/2025
Does anyone else’s Bluesky show them lots of posts about m*shrooms? No idea what I did to make this happen. “Show less like this” doesn’t seem to help.
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 21/01/2025
Trump voters should pay us damages for the next four years of constant stress
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Craig Patik @craig.patik.com · 14/01/2025
I have not created any dogs yet
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