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Jordan D. White

@cracksh0t.bsky.social
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It’s me, comic book editor Jordan D. White. I have also played the ukulele a bunch and done a bunch of podcasts.

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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Wait a minute. Why didn't all the SNOW the Gremlins are playing in make them duplicate?!?! Do they have no body heat???
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
When the songwriter wrote this song, this is the voice he was imagining singing it. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf61...
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Brad Roberts (Crash Test Dummies) - One of Us
YouTube video by lyric
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This one also rules. www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOFR...
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Whip It (Philip Steir Remix)
YouTube video by DEVO - Topic
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Here's a song I like: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xYi...
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Je Suis Rick Springfield
YouTube video by Jonathan Coulton - Topic
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
I really do love A Christmas Carol a lot. I often say it's the greatest story ever written, and I may just mean it. It's honestly the basis of the Christmas Holiday as far as I am concerned, and I love Christmas because of it.
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
If you're wondering why All the love that you long for eludes you And people are cruel and rude to you I'll tell you why You just haven't earned it yet, baby - The Smiths
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brinsonmarie @brinsonmarie.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
because Jurassic Park is trans rep
blue and pink drawn homage to the iconic shot in Jurassic Park where the banner falls in front of the roaring T-Rex, but the banner now reads "LIFE FINDS A WAY" and is the colors of the trans pride flag
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcrp...
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malcolm middleton speed on the m9
YouTube video by mcgowan1984
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Ghostwatch.
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Tree’s up! :D #MerryChristmas #HappyHolidays #NoGod
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
It would funny to do a role reversed cover of "Lie to Girls". "I don't have to lie to girls--if they like me they just lie to themselves" It would be just such ridiculous brashness, it would be hilarious.
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AIPT @aiptcomics.com · 03/12/2025
VENOM HEADS, WE MADE IT 🕷️🖤 #Venom Unleashed #14 closes out 2025 with a look back, a peek into 2026, and some of @cracksh0t.bsky.social’s sharpest insights yet, plus exclusive art featuring (Knull, MJ & Flash on a date!) and a brand-new fan survey! #comicsky @alewingpromotes.bsky.social Dive in:
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Venom Unleashed #14: Looking back and looking forward
A year of symbiote chaos, surprises, and fan-favorite moments comes to a close as Jordan D. White teases what’s waiting for Venom and symbiotes in 2026.
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Oh man—I totally blew it in pushing the us wrapping the Paranormal Activity series AND the little documentary about the making thereof! Well come hear us wrap that up before we move on to our found footage bonus episodes!
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
It’s that time of year — time for Pud. youtu.be/N5Ct9BtwbWY?...
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Always Room for Christmas Pud
YouTube video by Aunty Donna
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
First time watch.
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
No one should get death threats over something they “did” to a comic book character.
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I would very much like someone to say “Quiet, Piggy” to him.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/11/2025
Q: Are you affirming that you think President Trump is a fascist? MAMDANI: I've spoken about-- TRUMP: That's okay. You can just say yes. I don't mind.
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Brian Cronin @briancronin.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
In a new Comic Book Legends Revealed for @csbg.bsky.social at @cbr.bsky.social, I deal with whether Erik Larsen made Venom's tongue so big as a parody of the design of Venom. www.cbr.com/venom-long-t...
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The Untold Story Behind Venom's Signature Look
In a brand-new Comic Book Legends Revealed, find out if Venom's tongue started to get longer as a satirical commentary on the character
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
So I read the whole interview with the Roblox CEO and it was brutal. On two levels, really. The one level where they are asking totally valid and important questions on keeping child users of Roblox safe and he has no good answers for them with any substance behind them.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
re: roblox dude's interview crashout. the thing he wants to say but can't is "at scale, kids are gonna get hurt. that is the price for scale." the thing nobody wants to say out loud is "maybe scaling to a level where harm isn't manageable is bad, and scale should be contained"
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Trump is literally calling for specific people who oppose him to be put to death. For saying members of the military should not obey orders that go against the law. Which... is the law. Soldiers are legally obligated to NOT follow orders that go against the law.
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
youtu.be/ovrzKCQ2JTM?...
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An H of G
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
New today: FLOOD LIVE IN AMERICA! Get the exclusive download at TMBGshop.com. (Never to be on streaming sites) Inexplicably in alphabetical order. Includes live-in-reverse stelluB, plus the unique recordings of the songs They Might Be Giants and Hearing Aid.
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
The crime of genocide didn't exist until after WW2. It was something we decided was real, needed to be identified and punished. Even if we've been spectacularly bad at putting it in practise, we conceptualised it. I think it's about time for a CEO crime of murder-by-Economy.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Capitalism is incredible. Sorry, former teacher, your retirement fund is gone because 5 guys who've collectively never worked a full hour told the banks to put all the money in the country into virtual girlfriend futures
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
When you start using the "technically it's only pedophila if the person is under 13" argument, you are officially on the wrong side.
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AIPT @aiptcomics.com · 12/11/2025
MJ. Eddie. Carnage. Chaos. 💥 Venom Unleashed #13 is here, and @cracksh0t.bsky.social talks #horror roots, MJ-Venom’s evolving bond, and how #Venom #251 and ASM/Venom: Death Spiral will shake the symbiote line to its core. 🕷️ #comicsky #MarvelComics Plus, exclusive art revealed:
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Venom Unleashed #13: MJ-Venom’s future, Carnage’s next chapter, and exclusive art revealed
Welcome back, symbiote fans — we’re cracking open Venom Unleashed (lucky) #13! Editor Jordan D. White joins AIPT once again to dive deep into all things symbiote: from gory horror inspirations and mul...
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I have not seen this music video in ages
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
We’re still rolling through Paranormal Activities with this maybe spin off called The Marked Ones! Are they actually going to break from the template this time? YES! Will Stefan like it? WE SHALL SEE!
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I am still 40 minutes from finishing this episode of the Most Upsetting Guessing Game but it’s so far the best one ever. I am dying. It’s so good. youtu.be/a5_ir4ToCC0?...
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The Most Upsetting Guessing Game in the World | Aunty Donna, Lena Moon, Virginia Gay
YouTube video by Grouse House
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Repping my @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social merch in the Marvel offices today. :)
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Got to meet the @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social after their amazing show at the Beacon! Loved it!
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
New pitch: THE UNCREDIBLE HULK "Hulk is the strongest there is!" "Yeah, sure, buddy--whatever you say."
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 31/10/2025
Breaking News: A federal judge ordered the Trump administration to continue paying for food stamps during the government shutdown. SNAP, which aids 42 million people, was set to run out of funds on Saturday without intervention.
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Trump Administration Ordered to Pay for SNAP Benefits Amid Shutdown: Live Updates
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
The more I listen to Electric Nebraska, the more I enjoy it. It's unfinished--if they had stuck with it, there would have been more overdubs and embellishments and whatnot, and I think it would have been terrific. As it is, it's still actually good stuff.
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
It’s work Halloween today. #Marvel #MrRobot
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Finished the new season of Slow Horses on the way to work this morning. It is definitely my favorite show currently in production. Every season is amazing, and this one was no exception. I am also almost done reading the first novel and loving that as well.
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Finished the I Know What You Did Last Summer legacy-quel and… it was a bad movie. This series is a terrible fit for a legacy sequel. Hell, it’s a pretty bad fit for a normal sequel. But yeah. No good.
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Watching the I Know What You Did Last Summer re-quel. I am about a half hour in and so far I am baffled as to how they are going to make this work without it being the most coincidental coincidence in coincidence history.
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Three movies into Paranormal Activity and we’re already at a prequel! Well, even more of a prequel than the previous sequel was. Surely jumping back the time of VHS will win Stefan over, right?
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Je suis a Bruxelles. C’est belle. Je parles Francais un peu seulement. Et mal.
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
His art was incredible. We reference him on an almost daily basis in the comic business. He will be missed.
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Ben Folds' The Luckiest came on, and now I am reminiscing about Longshot Saves the Marvel Universe. What a good time that book was.
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
A Sunday movie.
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Jordan D. White @cracksh0t.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
We are back, and this time we are tackling the Paranormal Activity films, starting with (probably) the most profitable movie ever made! Will Stefan even make it through Night 1 before he runs screaming?
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