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Paul Curry

@cr3ative.co.uk
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I trick computers in to doing what people want. I skeet badly, and only in a personal capacity. www.cr3ative.co.uk

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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 30/09/2026
Ah yes Human Music
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 28/09/2026
I can’t wait for the next episode which is also, conveniently, an architect failing to make buildable plans and not realising how that looks
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Watched the latest Grand Designs about an hour ago and my eye has only just stopped twitching
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 28/09/2026
that's a goddamned good cat
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Good morning Mike!
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 27/09/2026
making The Other Place look good
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 26/09/2026
YAY
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 24/09/2026
I think you'll be pleasantly surprised!
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 24/09/2026
unsolicited tin whistle beginner advice: grab a clarke sweetone. I struggled a bit with a different budget one, the sweetone is very nice to use :)
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 24/09/2026
ha, i remember seeing some vaguely confused merc drivers but nobody eventually cared that much www.reddit.com/r/mercedes_b...
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 23/09/2026
They largely shove all customer service on to it, too, it's a poor idea even if it is seemingly staffed properly
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 23/09/2026
keys!!! from the ass!!
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 23/09/2026
"It didn't do it before" "We now respect websites more" ??? I can maybe buy that this will convince more sites to integrate passkeys in general, but the double-speak here is frustrating as hell
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 23/09/2026
I see 1Password has made passkeys worse www.1password.community/1password-at... Seemingly this is an attempt to align to the passkey spec, but it is _materially_ worse by user experience. Every time passkeys seem to be gaining adoption, something like this seems to happen.
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1Password's Chrome Extension now seems to require biometrics/macOS password to use a passkey | 1Password Community
Hi, something appears to have changed in the 1Password Chrome extension (macOS).Passkeys used to be fillable without being prompted for biometrics. As I use my laptop with the lid closed, I have to en...
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 22/09/2026
oh shit son
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 22/09/2026
paying my dues
Email client screenshot. Sender/title/description:

Cleverbridge / win.rar GmbH
Reference #553817234: Your WinRAR order
Dear Customer, Thank you for your order. Below you will find your Cleverbridge reference number. To ensure the most prompt and
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 22/09/2026
"Accidentally safe through strategic neglect" okay first of all RUDE, by being out of date I have successfully avoided us being open to a CVE, how about some positive framing of the issue
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 21/09/2026
good morning tef!
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 21/09/2026
I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 21/09/2026
rarely
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 18/09/2026
SHE IS
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 18/09/2026
ah fuck I'm suddenly okay with it
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 18/09/2026
BEZOS!!!!
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 18/09/2026
I accused her of this being like adding powdered milk to milk to have more milk per milk, but she didn’t seem to like that analogy
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 18/09/2026
I’m so confused
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 18/09/2026
My wife is just revealed that in order to read books faster, she will listen to the audiobook WHILE reading the e-book. At the same time. Is this common? Is my wife broken?
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 17/09/2026
I'm gonna need someone to find out if you can hang up a call on the iPhone Duo by slamming it shut sassily
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 16/09/2026
Ha, I wish.
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 16/09/2026
so, I did, and now I have: - no AI prompts - no Google Lens - no "app install" icons - no "reader mode" gumph thanks enterprise policy!!
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 16/09/2026
fun top tip: if there's a feature in Chrome you don't like, and can't figure out how to disable, there's a strong chance it _can_ be disabled with an enterprise policy rule. you can write those policies yourself! chromeenterprise.google/intl/en_uk/p...
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 14/09/2026
Oh the one from Ytterby! I've ytterbeen there. It's very nice.
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 12/09/2026
At least the actual thing I wanted is nearly all the way off the page and the confused slop dominates
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 12/09/2026
long exhale
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 11/09/2026
JAILED FOR CRIME
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 08/09/2026
I'm almost sad that this particular dictator isn't the _exact_ one "The Happy Dictator" by Gorillaz is about, but it IS Turkmenistan!
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 08/09/2026
xkcd.com/641/
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Free
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 08/09/2026
Honestly, yeah - "we do not want your custom" from every single venue in a modestly sized community is the only appropriate response. Just a clear signal of "this is not how you behave in a community"
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 04/09/2026
was several drinks to the wind at this point but a very nice coupon it was
Me with the stay coupon. I am wearing a suit which is very unusual for me
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 04/09/2026
Just a slightly rubbish prize but I had to go full enthusiasm on it and had a lovely time, thank you
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 04/09/2026
one of my favourite “bits” recently was entering a prize draw at a hotel on an industrial estate during an event. I won a night at that hotel. Attended with slightly annoyed wife and enjoyed the buffet breakfast on a random week day.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
@kendrawcandraw

Me watching some high fantasy shit: I would simply not be corrupted by the magical object. If it is actively harming you why don’t you just put it down. Idiot

Me receiving psychic damage 23 hours a day from my phone: Ouuughhhh oouuuuwwwwaaaaaa ooaaaaghuuuuuhhhowwgahhhhh suuuuuwah
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 03/09/2026
good morning tef nice to see you
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 03/09/2026
oh no
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 03/09/2026
two people with alternating chessboard-style sets of nipples who fit perfectly together
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 03/09/2026
should also really be able to adjust the quantity. who is to say two is an ideal number of nips
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 26/08/2026
fantastic
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 26/08/2026
> try to access email > signed out > sign in to email > a new email arrives > you signed in to email thank you computer
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 22/08/2026
Sometimes it’s fun to hide your true sentiment in the last sentence
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 22/08/2026
I didn’t think they’d allow this as a review to be fair
Amazon review for a spray bottle

This item is terrible
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 19 August 2026
The spray head is cheap and the output is poor. The head fell off the bottle causing a spillage from very normal use. I hate this spray bottle and curse all involved in this transaction.
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