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Paul Curry

@cr3ative.co.uk
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I trick computers in to doing what people want. I skeet badly, and only in a personal capacity. www.cr3ative.co.uk

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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 12h
same photo poorly photoshopped to make significant eyebrows angrier. also rotated slightly because that's comedy babyeeeee
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 12h
Comic. It's Pikachu! Say hello, pikachu! 

"WEH."
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 22/09/2026
paying my dues
Email client screenshot. Sender/title/description:

Cleverbridge / win.rar GmbH
Reference #553817234: Your WinRAR order
Dear Customer, Thank you for your order. Below you will find your Cleverbridge reference number. To ensure the most prompt and
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 21/09/2026
I SPIL MY JICE MODS HELP HELP HELP HEP HELP HELP
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 18/09/2026
I accused her of this being like adding powdered milk to milk to have more milk per milk, but she didn’t seem to like that analogy
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 12/09/2026
long exhale
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 04/09/2026
was several drinks to the wind at this point but a very nice coupon it was
Me with the stay coupon. I am wearing a suit which is very unusual for me
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 22/08/2026
I didn’t think they’d allow this as a review to be fair
Amazon review for a spray bottle

This item is terrible
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on 19 August 2026
The spray head is cheap and the output is poor. The head fell off the bottle causing a spillage from very normal use. I hate this spray bottle and curse all involved in this transaction.
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 21/08/2026
Penny Mordaunt's That Won't Do Emoji Proposal
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 19/08/2026
all this "ULEZ has made childrens lungs larger" chat makes me think of is
business card for Dr. Crobar's Lung Extensions
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 08/08/2026
Perhaps I will
Sign reading “indulge in a frozen cocktail” except a man is slightly in the way so it reads “indulge in a frozen cock”, well, almost anyway
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 04/08/2026
probably reached peak local facebook with this
fb post. body text: "Did anyone see this the morning? I’m very concerned that they are flying this over a main motorway. Very dangerous and very concerning. I’m extremely annoyed they would risk others lives like this. Surely this isn’t legal does anybody know who I can contact. As I was driving under it I was panicking so hard incase it just falls and kills me god sake it’s terrible some people don’t care about others and it’s really beginning to show".

picture below: a hot air balloon, in the sky
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 26/07/2026
Sorry
Sign on door reads: These doors are NOT in use
apologise whilst we make Improvement's
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 18/07/2026
I like the logic of whoever placed the #emfurby here, makes sense
Long furby draped over the F of an EMF sign
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 18/07/2026
You know what, that’s fair
Recovered long furby. Sticker attached:

SEIZED BY
GLASTONLEDBURYSHIRE-ON-SEVERN-GOV.UK
Why was my stuff seized?
Captured in war
Captured in peace
We thought it was funny
Failure to pay
We were drunk
Violation of Article 5 of the Tents of Multiple Occupation Act (2026)
X All of the above
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 12/07/2026
ffs
Blahaj in cart among other items
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 08/07/2026
I keep a spare Android around so I know how to use them. Updated to one on Android 17! Very up to date. Pleased to report they're still an absolute hot mess as evidenced by the official Facebook app in the official Play Store having the description of "hacked"
Photo of an Android Phone, showing the Play Store, in the Apps Tab. Under the Social Networking category, the Facebook app appears, with the subtitle "hacked"
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 25/06/2026
extremely fucking cool skeleton on a fire background. captions overlaid: HELLYEA I USED GPT TO WRITE THIS: GENERALLY PAUL TYPING. THAT'S WHY THERE ARE SPELLING MISTAKES, SORRY I WILL FIX THEM
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 20/06/2026
It’s 20:40 and very unclear who is currently on
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 15/06/2026
“Kitchens and more”
YouTube screenshot from an Apple TV. A video under the category “Kitchens and more” is visible. The video title is “Exploring an Abandoned Nuclear Waste
Facility”
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 15/06/2026
heavily implies they’re going to throw it at my head and they don’t want me to dodge it
Yodel email. Picture of flying package. Subtitle of “there’s a parcel heading your way”
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 06/06/2026
Huh. Thought these reasonably obvious web apps would be on Linux tbh
McDonald’s ordering kiosk with Activate Windows visible
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 27/05/2026
white badge. text: PLEASE ASSUME AN AI CANNOT ANSWER MY QUESTIONS
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 20/05/2026
Seeing some terrible trigger discipline in this shop. Keep your booger hook off the bang switch!
Shopping scanner. Finger on triggerSame scanner. Finger parallel to scanner body.
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 18/05/2026
I think she likes this one
My wife photographing a sundial
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 18/05/2026
I have been angry at Genk for 12 years since I last tried stopping here to view the sundial park; naturally it was raining. Until today: the rematch has finally happened, to great success
A sundial working correctly in a pretty park
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 14/05/2026
Technically I suppose that’s alcohol free
ALKOHOLFREI Section of a menu. 
KÖLSCH ALKOHOLFREI 0,0%
Früh Sport
Coca-Cola
Diesel
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 10/05/2026
Bungus
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 08/05/2026
live.staticflickr.com/1377/1386711...
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 05/05/2026
"transparency is fun" in text on a checkboard design which is used to visually indicate a background is transparent. however, it is not. it is the checkerboard. my image is not transparent at all. japes.
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 02/05/2026
johnnycampbell.co.uk/merch/ols/pr...
Enamel badge. ANTI FASCIST NATIONAL TRUST MEMBER
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 21/04/2026
thank u google
Google search UI for "good places to sink in to a bog". The AI Overview is: "Deep bogs suitable for sinking—often characterized by saturated, bright green, or dark brown moss—are typically found in highland areas like Rannoch Moor, Galloway Hills, and the Flow Country. Dangerous spots include peat hags, bog pools, or under heather [1, 2]. Avoid bright green patches, as they are usually the wettest. 

Prime Areas for Sinking Potential
Rannoch Moor: Known for deep, treacherous bogs.
The Galloway Hills: Known for soft, sinking ground.
Flow Country: Extensive blanket bog in Caithness and Sutherland.
Drumpelier Park: Known to have deep, hazardous bogs."
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 24/03/2026
octopus have literally given up
screenshot of an email to me. the octopus ceo looks like he has been awake for 4 weeks and the subtitle is "I've never known energy prices to be more confusing"
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 21/03/2026
I asked @mattgrayy.es for a souvenir from wherever he ended up on a long road trip. He delivered. I’ll never take him for grant(ham)ed.
A postcard reading “GRANTHAM: It’s definitely Grantham!” laid over an arguably uninspiring photo of a car park with a digger and England flag attached to a lamp post in view.
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 03/03/2026
I don’t mean to call iOS 26 buggy but the text shadow for the camera app has just decided to piss off slightly to the left???
iPhone Home Screen showing the error noted in the message
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 18/02/2026
i have a suggestion of who to blame
4-panel comic. panel 1 is pooh bear opening a jar. panel 2 - tigger - sweet gaben, pooh! that's not honey. panel 3 - tigger - you're eating bone cement. panel 4- owww my bones hurt a lot owww off my boooones
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 16/02/2026
dunno where i was going with this
You can rewrite DNA on the fly, and you're using it to turn people in to dinosaurs? But with tech like that, you could reflect on your conflicts!

But I don't WANT to reflect on my conflicts with co-workers! I want to turn people in to dinosaurs!
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 10/02/2026
oh god OH GOD WHAT WAS IN THERE
macOS. Emptying the Bin.... (as it tries to figure out just how many files were in there; it is currently at 50,843 and rising)
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 10/02/2026
no
The download folder, containing several copies of the image I am responding to. I should go outside more.
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 10/02/2026
rage against the machine
Code comment I wrote: "packidge". Reference to meme in next image. Copilot AI: "The comment appears to be a typo". My draft reply: "LET ME HAVE THIS"snow white with her face pressed up against a window, captioned "pakidge", representing our collective yearning for packages to arrive
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 04/02/2026
I suppose ChatGPT is useful for recreating posters you don't quite remember from a dream, sure
Two AI generated posters from ChatGPT. Prompt was "Make a campaign poster for the National Lottery which conveys that they are introducing 0 (Zero) as a number but retiring the number 26. Explain that probability is not affected but do not elaborate on why 0 is the replacement or why 26 is being retired.". Both feature the number 26 in a rocking chair, and zero looking fresh and dynamic.
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 02/02/2026
somewhat concerning review of radioactive glow sticks you can buy on Amazon
2 star review: Tubes break too easily. Waste of money.

When working, these tubes are fantastic, glowing in the dark. Regrettably, the tubes break easily. A waste of money, sadly.
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 01/02/2026
My "new" keyboard is older than me! The seller bolt-modded it which saves me doing it, but I have upgraded it to USB internals (saving the original parts, of course). It weighs over 2 kilograms, is monumentally noisy because of the buckling springs, and I love it. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Model_M...
IBM Model M keyboard on desk, juxtaposed with my normal Corsair Gaming keyboardInternal "birth" label for the keyboard. Reads: Manufactured in United Kingdom, 15-06-1987
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 19/01/2026
yeah, that's fair enough, Joe A
Book review. "Fascinating read but missing a bunch of pages which ruined it for me". Photo attached shows subsequent pages marked 54 then 88.
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 09/01/2026
only went and got the 100% collection achievement on my 69th win didn’t I
Balatro profile screenshot. Collection is at 100%, with 69 wins
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 08/01/2026
I avoided Home Assistant for the longest time for being a UI mess and this isn't helping my impression of it
"Assist" (Home Assistant chat window). 
- How can I assist?
- What is the humidity like in the Living Room
- 17.8 degrees
- what
- 9:21 PM
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 07/01/2026
texting with bae 🥰
Screenshot of an SMS thread with 7726 (the spam reporting SMS shortcode). Each message is just "CALL (and the number)" and their reply of "Thank you for your report."
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 06/01/2026
DAMNIT NO
A very rare Soul card has appeared in Balatro. Unfortunately, I can’t use it because all my jokers are eternal and I have no free slots.
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 16/12/2025
clearly I'm running out of pun git branch names relating to fixing our feed services
Git error: a branch named "feed-me-seymour" already exists
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Paul Curry @cr3ative.co.uk · 07/12/2025
Nah c’mon. Stop this
Caramel sauce with Marmite
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