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CaptainTechnicality

@cpttechnicality.bsky.social
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Former Professional Game Dev, Current Hobbyist Game Dev | 29 | she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ PFP by @bunnymothmartyr.bsky.social

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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Umineko
A title card from the ending of Clue the Movie that reads "But here's what really happened."
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goba (ACT 2 out NOW!) @gobadev.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
REAL WEB LEGENDS: Carter's Quest Act 2 Launches SEPTEMBER 18th!! A FREE update to my 2024 solo indie game, continuing the story while the combat, performance, graphics, and more. This has been a labor of love and I can't wait for you to play it.
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The Contraption
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Tangentially related to the news of 2XKO shutting down, my hottest fighting game take is that fighting games don't really need anti-cheat and the downsides of adding one to your game always outweighs the benefits.
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If you are flaming out playing deadlock street brawl you will never see the light of heaven it's genuinely embarassing; this shit is like playing casual smash with your friends and getting mad that the items are unbalanced like, I thought that's why we were playing it???
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Kimimi🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com · 15/08/2026
Going to start charging a timeline tax: For every shitty person inflicted on my TL - yes, even as a helpful warning about their bad behaviour - you have to repost at least one (1) cool person to make up for it. Nice people posting fun things shouldn't get crickets while dickheads suck up all the air
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Play this game if you like toxic yuri and speculative sci-fi worldbuilding that makes you go "....oh."
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Metalhead Mo can Move
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Is it a hot take to say Boba Tea serving sizes are way too large? 9/10 times, the smallest size is like 2x more than I actually want. Why is boba the only drink where they get away with selling you way more than you actually want
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Run, It's Ghidra! @ghidrainlove.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
i think the most critically undeserved niche of multiplayer games is "games where you all coordinate operating some kind of vehicle of machine" man i miss guns of icarus
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Booted up FF14 for the first time ever and MMOs have gotta have the worst introductory experiences of any genre. Start by showing me a cutscene of people I don't know or care about and then spend 2 hours tutorializing the UI of the game with no real story or gameplay hooks present.
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
The whole enemy team ragequit after this fight
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Never ceases to amaze me how consistently asking a question on programming forums will summon "guy who answers a different question than what you're asking because they assumed you were fucking stupid and didn't know what your problem actually was" even when they're completely wrong.
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Finally gave my Nagoriyuki mii his proper outfit
Nagoriyuki in tomodachi life with a custom outfit to match his Guilty Gear Strive outfit
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PSX Bunlith 🪄🏳️‍⚧️ E2 OCT 16TH!!!! 🐰🌱 @b0tster.yeag.gay · 07/05/2026
here u go u sickos
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Star Fox has exactly 1 more game than the PS5
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Feeding my non-binary felon their favorite snack
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Craziest base defense of my life
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I SPENT LIKE 3 HOURS ON THIS CELESTE MII
A mii of Celeste (Deadlock) in tomodachi life
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
A screenshot of Beatrice (Umineko) in Tomodachi Life holding a costco hotdogA picture of a Beatrice cosplayer waiting in line at a costco food court
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I love Deadlock as a game but man Valve games are such Nazi bars these days, I can't go 3 matches without people spouting some insanely bigoted shit. People really be out here dropping hard rs in text chat without getting banned like they don't moderate shit anymore it's crazy.
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Lazy @laziestnameever.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
There are so many layers to this
Fighting Franky: id call the cops on u if i could ... dont talk to me again freak

Lilgaygirl45: we should skin and eat you alive

Fighting Franky: we can fight irl if u want ... u a girl and ur gay ... id dunk u like a basketball

neo_universe_94: hey franky, i think it's really messed up to say you'd dunk a lesbian. god loved all women and wants Her to be able to do things without being oppressed by a misogynistic society. it's kind of a scrubby mindset. X(

"The conflict is between the players; the game itself is merely the medium—the language—of the debate." - David Sirlin
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jumpy.txt @jumpytxt.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Getting frustrated trying to put a bedframe together by myself tonight so I'm keeping myself calm by imagining Krauss and Natsuhi crashing out trying to put together IKEA furniture while Kinzo laughs at their failure.
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
"Oh boy, I can't wait to ring the bell of awakening at the top of the undead parish!" The watchful bell gargoyles:
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Cowardly developers: "Nooooo! We need AI for our placeholders! It's just placeholder!" MegaCrit:
A crudely drawn image of two people holding hands with a heart encircling their hands
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
saw this in the replies to that dumbass bsky dev post and why is this dude's sliding scale color coded with increasingly white skin tones lmao
A youtube embed for "Every Level of Claude Code Explained in 39 Minutes". The thumbnail contains the youtuber with Levels 1-7 in the background. The levels start at black, and go to brown, approaching what look like lighter and lighter skin tones.
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jumpy.txt @jumpytxt.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
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Trans News Network @transnews.network · 03/01/2026
Y'all we are so, so close. Please help us get there.
A screenshot of Trans News Network's fundraiser, showing $8,542 of $10,000 met.
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 24/12/2025
if you're coming from twitter here are some important rules: 1. play Unbeatable 2. play Of the Devil Episode 0 (free) 3. play Of the Devil Episode 1 4. play Of the Devil Episode 2
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Nicholas @thekroog.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Please. My labubu is very sick.
It's the head of the Eraserhead Baby in place of a labubu doll's faceplate.The Eraserhead baby is disturbing. It kind of looks like a sheep fetus? But here it is, tucked in the furry little body of a bunny-like labubu.All these photos are in black & white, to be evocative of the Eraserhead movie.
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kuraine @lena.fyi · 09/12/2025
huge congrats to the @dcellgames.com team for an UNBEATABLE launch day~ 'binary reasoning' (in the cool deluxe pack) is the first song i've written directly for a rhythm game, and the folks at @peakdivide.bsky.social were amazing to work with to make it happen 🤍 NOW GO PLAY IT (the game, too)
results screen scoreposting for my A rank clear of hard mode on "binary reasoning", a song by lena raine & peak divide ft. rachel lake in the game UNBEATABLE by d-cell games

i'm the top of the leaderboard*

*there are two** people on the leaderboard

**for now...
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Videogames are honestly super avant garde if you pretend they're movies and don't know what a videogame is. Imagine a movie that's just a 2 hour long continuous wide shot of chefs running a kitchen under comedically stressful conditions with no plot or editing
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💜Vicky Eris💜 @inazumakick.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
It's that giving time of year again, so this is a reminder that no matter how they try to dress it up, the Salvation Army is not a charity.
The Salvation Army is not a charity. They are an evangelical church that uses donated money to actively oppress gay rights. They've been especially cruel to trans people.
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
lmaooooo
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Okay, the squirrel
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princess online @nadianova.fi · 20/11/2025
i always get so many comments that are like "cant believe this horny girl penis sex game made me cry" like why can you not. its by design. your whole gamut of human emotion is being explored to draw you into the story you just are afraid of being sincere that you're fundamentally a sexual creature
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of the Devil @ Merch Now Live on Fangamer! @nthcircle.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
HE'S COME TO COLLECT. of the Devil - Episode 2: December 18th.
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Media from the 20th century really had me thinking my adulthood was going to be going over to my neighbor's house to get a cup of sugar. I think if you did that in America now you'd either get shot, or a venmo request for the sugar they gave you.
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Beautiful Women Updates @aoife.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Dude imagine if movie studios were releasing remakes of black and white movies that were just shot-for-shot remakes in full color, and the switch to color just completely washed out all the interesting lighting choices from the original black and white filmmaking
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jumpy.txt @jumpytxt.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
And here I was, hyped about another game just for it to be ruined. What a joke of a game.
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Back in the day you would finish a game and it would say something like "see you next time!" and then you wouldn't see that character again for another 20 years. These days they don't say anything like that even though they know they have 20 more Next Times already in production
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
The game really said "You don't need to see this".
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Bonnicula | Vampire Vtuber ⚧ @bonnicula.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Testing a theory: reskeet if "every ICE agent will be unmasked and tried for their crimes" would get your vote
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Ekko/Vi funny moments
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Sometimes I think about how I would run a social media site if I had the money too and then I realize "I wouldn't, cause there are better ways to improve the ways people socialize other than building monolithic websites" and basically this explains why every social media siterunner is like this
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
You should already know that if you don't support trans rights, you are my enemy, but also know that if you think that autism is something that needs to be cured/prevented, you are also my enemy. We cannot meet halfway on this.
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CaptainTechnicality @cpttechnicality.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Saw that the salvation army is starting to hire bell ringers in my area for this Christmas season, so just a friendly reminder that the salvation army is a hate group and you should not give them money
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