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Corey Porter

@cporter.bsky.social
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Emeritus member of the Silly Hats Only club Bikes, ACFC, robots (FTC), F1

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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Really enjoying this world when ACFC scores in stoppage time as opposed to getting scored on. Good stuff.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An appropriate amount of ACFC for the month they had. Well done.
NWSL best XI for September 2026; A Anderson GK, J Sons, S Gorden, S Huerta and E Shores D; A Sentor, L Heaps, M Niehues M; A Sanchez, S Wilson and Aissata F.
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Marco Rogers @polotek.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I can understand why the features of a supposed AI assistant are compelling. I kinda wanna try it too. But I know too much about how these things work. Do not give a cloud-based agent access to your shit. Especially one from the big tech companies.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@rclancey.bsky.social I remember. Do you?
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Albumism @albumism.com · 20/09/2026
Nirvana released their second studio album ‘Nevermind’ (1991) 35 years ago this week | Listen to the album + read our tribute here: album.ink/NrvnNvrmnd
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Scored on a set piece. Nice.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Getting some national team bad blood at Denver at ACFC tonight.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Long Beach has some Dan Quisenberry pitching going on and it’s great.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Epic mascot trolling in LA county
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Holy shit they got a kid to start the game by telling the crowd to mount up the Long Beach Regulators are the greatest team in the history of sports.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
LBC v Modesto. Perfect way to start a holiday weekend.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Minor league baseball is criminally underrated.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mount up.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mount up.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Why does Bandsintown dot com send me marketing emails in French? It’s for good bands that I would want to see, but I lack language skills.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Oh hell I'm going to need popcorn aren't I.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This summer is rough even for the SGV.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dr. Evil doing the pinky thing.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I can hear this in Diane Morgan's voice and it's perfect for the anti-bike infrastructure POV.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Are normie libs who aren't pretty online consciously aware that oil imports from Canada are meaningful for the US?
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Käärijä did it first.
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UMK-ARTISTIJAHTI / JOULUSPESIAALI 🎄
YouTube video by Uuden Musiikin Kilpailu
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Genuinely great crowd tonight
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mojitos at the bowl.
Muddling mint at the Hollywood Bowl
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
What's the matter with you guys? This was never about the money, this was about us against the system. That system that kills the human spirit. We stand for something. To those dead souls, inching along the freeways in their metal coffins, we show them that the human sprit is still alive.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I need to check my collection (shipped from parents just last year) for The Tick when I get home. I think my copies are third printings.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Found at my parents’ place. (cc @manuch.bsky.social)
Man eating cow #1
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m sure duder thinks he would also take a game or two off Serena.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Well, SUPER TROOPERS 3 is no COCAINE BEAR, that much is for sure.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The new "seems like AI slop" button is the greatest driver of engagement that LinkedIn has ever rolled out. I am scrolling (and labeling) so much more!
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
It's been done.
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SNL Digital Short: Business Meeting with Rainn Wilson - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
70 is an amateur hour number.
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Golf course where North Korea leader 'scored 11 holes-in-one in first round'
Stunning pictures of Pyongyang Golf Course show where Kim Jong-il - current leader Kim Jong-un’s father - played his one and only game and outshone every pro golfer who ever lived
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Wow, you'll have time to inadvertently delete all of your email by hand? Must be nice.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
* one hundred billion
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Can we trade LLM's for getting cocaine back?
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Peak sportsball discourse.
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Can 2018 LeBron Prevent France From Falling to Nazi Germany During World War 2?
YouTube video by SkLifts
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 27/07/2026
Just in case you still use any Basecamp products, DHH is crashing out about his AI product gently pointing out that it’s bad for him to have extermination fantasies about the Roma people.
DHH tweet saying “This is why we need competition and open weights in Al. Imagine a world where only Anthropic sat as the moral arbiter of acceptable speech. Fucking ridiculous. (Grok of course did it no problem, same too with Kimi K).” when presented with his blog post using a slur about the Roma people.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I don’t have any good Kentucky chirps. This surprises me.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Match day! Racing at ACFC
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
$100 to any reporter who asks him, "so you're saying Capitol Police should've shot dead everyone who breached the Capitol on January 6?"
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This international-for-fun tournament is fun, but in serious club news ACFC beat SD and I am both happy and quite surprised.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is probably the wrong day to ask for Ion on one of the screens.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Can you foul somebody’s aura?
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Good for Bay. Good for Kennedy. This trade is one of the more baffling things I've seen ACFC do.
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☢️Dangerously Radioactive M. O’Lybdenum☢️ @perchorin.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
FOX doing the Principal Chalmers meme. Are we out of touch? No, it’s the millions of non-Spanish speaking Telemundo viewers who are wrong.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ok, now that the north american teams are out of la copa mundial I can catch up on le tour. As is tradition, the first tour coverage of the year that one watches must always be the How The Race Was Won commentary from the first four stages of the 2013 race. Enjoy! www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDvn...
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How The Race Was Won - TdF 2013 - Stages 1-4
YouTube video by How The Race Was Won®
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
My wife, who understands the USMNT, had Yackety Sax queued up for just this sort of moment. #usabel
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I think carbon v aluminum is swamped by tire choice. (Either will be great with GP5000's.) Fit is more important. Mech vs. electronic optimize for your own failure mode: are you more likely to forget to charge or get annoyed by having to adjust derailleurs? Both work great.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I don't feel particularly qualified to speak to the football decisions -- though Sentnor did seem like a good pickup -- but the fireworks incident just speaks to a level of carelessness that any organization should want to stamp out quickly. I hope they do.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
So we turned the fireworks on the stands. Didn’t feel safe there, @angelcity.com .
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Nice way to come back from the break and staff weirdness.
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