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Corey Porter

@cporter.bsky.social
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Emeritus member of the Silly Hats Only club Bikes, ACFC, robots (FTC), F1

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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
An appropriate amount of ACFC for the month they had. Well done.
NWSL best XI for September 2026; A Anderson GK, J Sons, S Gorden, S Huerta and E Shores D; A Sentor, L Heaps, M Niehues M; A Sanchez, S Wilson and Aissata F.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Scored on a set piece. Nice.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Long Beach has some Dan Quisenberry pitching going on and it’s great.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Epic mascot trolling in LA county
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
LBC v Modesto. Perfect way to start a holiday weekend.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mount up.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Mount up.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dr. Evil doing the pinky thing.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Genuinely great crowd tonight
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Mojitos at the bowl.
Muddling mint at the Hollywood Bowl
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Found at my parents’ place. (cc @manuch.bsky.social)
Man eating cow #1
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I don’t have any good Kentucky chirps. This surprises me.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Match day! Racing at ACFC
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Nice way to come back from the break and staff weirdness.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Marta warming up got as much of a crowd response as anything in the game. Unsurprisingly, she’s the kind of player who will wave to the opposing fans when they cheer for her.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
No Banda tonight, but we still get Marta. Can’t complain.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Worked a couple of weekends to flex into this. Worth it.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Alternately:
The "always has been" meme with the astronaut closer to Earth asking "wait they're all meme stonks?"
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Tonight’s band playing some Bob. Can’t think of a better place in LA to hang out and have a cold one.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Whittier Brewing is prepping for the World Cup. They’ve also added a bunch of extra bench seating outdoors. Good stuff from my favorite food hall in/around LA.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Wow! What a game. Unfortunately this win means we have to ban @rclancey.bsky.social from BMO on game day. (Sorry.)
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Match day! @kansascitycurrent.bsky.social at @angelcity.com. Despite my earlier worrying about particulate it’s a beautiful, clear night in LA.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
If I haven’t mentioned before, I really appreciate the way @angelcity.com thinks about its community. Lilly made me tear up a bit before the three clap today.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Match day! Utah at ACFC. Not in love with Fuller not starting, but excited all the same!
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Happy Sunday night. First loss of the year stings, but when it’s away against a quality squad with Marta on it, it stings less. And still top 4 with a game in hand? I’ll take it! Next game vs Portland should be great. Can’t wait!
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
It's Sunday night, Orlando and Gotham are all done and it's time for the weekly post. Still very early, but top of the table with a game in hand is pretty fun. Houston played the better game on Friday, but ACFC capitalized on some missed opportunities and got the win. Orlando this week. ¡Volemos!
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Nice.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Ok I like this second half a lot more.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Ok, that first half was aaaaaaaaaalllllll Houston, but they’re only up by one. Let’s see some adjustments for the second half, coach.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Pretty great of ACFC to help plan a whole season of date nights with my sweetie.
Two ACFC fans in scarves in a selfie taken in the stands before a match.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Match night! @angelcity.com hosting @houstondash.com
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Sure, it's only two weeks and ACFC hasn't played any of last season's top teams yet, but it's still nice to see them at the top of the table. Really looking forward to Houston this Friday.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Sure, it's only one week, but it's nice to be at the top of the table for a change :)
The NWSL table after one week of play. ACFC leads with three points and a goal differential of four.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Match day!
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
In case you we wondering whether or not I know how to party, here's how I'm spending my new years eve.
A screenshot from the Advent of Code web site showing that Corey Porter has completed all 12 problems from this year's challenge.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Thanks, Spotify wrapped?
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Leftovers are the best.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
The perils of having to make your coffee in the morning before you've had your coffee.
A coffee grinder that was recently used incorrectly such that the grounds fell onto the counter in front of it rather than into a receptacle.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Active SGV has a beer garden y’all.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Monday night futbol! Excited to have my home town’s team here tonight.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Bike bsky, please let me share my excitement with you. It’s new cable hanger day. I splurged and got some jewelry for the occasion.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Always Be Coffeeneuring. (Tune up ride for Coffeeneuring season 2025. I think this is the 15th year?)
Two bikes, some coffee and some pastries by a lake.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Why yes, I will take an extra hour of D-Nice before the show. Thank you!
A large sign reading “Black Movie Soundtrack V” with a picture of a turntable over a DJ and a drummer.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Orlando was without their star player and coming off of a crazy game against KC, but they’re still the champs and the win still felt great! Amazing work, @angelcity.com!
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Good on Lucky Baldwins for splitting screens between the 4 nations hockey thing and shebelieves #uswnt
A television in a bar showing the US v Columbia shebelieves cup game
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Sister winery, also wonderful, also closing.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Pour one out for our favorite winery, closing after 32 years. We’ve been wine club members for 24 years and there hasn’t been a clunker in all that time.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Dinner out
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Well done, google ai. Well done.
A screenshot of a web browser with a search on google for “does water freeze at 29 degrees f.” Google said that it did not.
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Corey Porter @cporter.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Finally going to bike the Rose Parade route while it’s closed
An intersection in Pasadena, CA
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