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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 8h
Genuinely did a double-take the first time I head it
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Any country having a "right to exist" is patently ridiculous anyway.
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It's fine, there's still VoDs to watch
Sans Undertale with the head of the final Hork-Bajir boss of Animorphs GBC (aka Gamblecore: the Game)
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I clicked the link and now there is greatures
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Crazy how the people of St. Amelia got fucked up by a big boiler explosion.
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Duncan Hothersall @dhothersall.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc. This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If humans were as wretched, greedy, self-serving and callous as capitalism would have us believe, we would've stupided ourselves into extinction during our early history.
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*Orc gets up and runs away, crying* Hey! Poop McBalls!
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Snake: "Pisswalker." Coldman: "NoOoOo! Don't call it that!"
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Same reason all these people who complain about how easy it is to claim a million billion pounds every day on benefits don't quit their jobs to make real bank: ... ... ...principles or something, I don't know
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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Watched a three year old episode of Have I Got News For You last night and I was reminded how furious people got at climate activists for throwing orange dust on things. I just feel sending rape and death threats to the RNLI is worthy of more fury than that.
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dang, you're right that is a nice chair
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@ryannorth.ca Very low odds of T-rex being in tomorrow’s comic. Everybody place bets accordingly.
Utahraptor: "Read tomorrow's comic today! IF YOU DARE!!"
T-Rex: "So I've got a 1 in 50 million chance of being here!"
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The hope of man is no machine it's bearing hands of skin and bone So naturally Mr so-called "Mega Man" needs to step back. Mope in a mine for 8 years who cares
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
OK nevermind I see him now
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Where?
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
As a disingenuous leftist, you're only calling it FASCIST because you disagree with its IDEAS (which are fascist)
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The Bean Boy gotta look real stinky.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 06/09/2026
The reason we spend so much money being awful to unhoused people is the system needs a visible reminder of what landlords and bosses are threatening you with.
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Also if any of it gets in your mouth it tastes like awful pretzel juice and that's not great.
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I would hate to be subject to the guy-installing-water-heater-notices-silver-play-button-and-recognises-me cliché (ding)
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Actually answered the question in a way: when asked "Why are journalists failing to hold right-wing charlatans to account?", the immediate response was to attack the Left. bsky.app/profile/runn...
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sir Archikins Dilton Flootsnoot Gluetenschnable esq.
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
There seems to be some kind of big fire ball in the sky. Is... is that good?
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Return to Silent Hill VHS: Vexing Hair Situation
Movie James Sunderland™ and his very real beard, which I suppose must be attached to his face somewhere in some capacity.
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Don't have to work tomorrow, so like a normal person I did a ~20 mile walk. Y'know, very normally.
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I am concerned at how much more huger he is become soon he will be big enough to eat the whole world in one chomp
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Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
in a world of JK Rowlings be a Dolly Parton
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Getting a buzz off that action figure
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
much as the murder of Brianna Ghey mysteriously stopped being about the climate of transphobia in the UK and became about teen access to social media, the death of Jason Arday is, equally mysteriously, no longer about racism and is becoming about free speech in academia
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
the left was blamed for stagflation in the 70s & has been less trusted on the economy ever since the right has been catastrophically wrong about climate change, financial deregulation, multiple wars, & immigration control & it's always forgotten by the next election
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Carmen Mirider
Carmen Miranda wearing a Kamen Rider mask
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Dedicated "BOYL!" button
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wait I'm confused, are there 2 gens or over 4 gens?
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Might be having a bit of a strop because right now he smells like baby powder and not stinky
A black and white sprollie (springer spaniel/collie cross) lying down, still a bit wet from a prior cleaning and giving a bit of side-eye
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 04/08/2026
"Liberal bubble" has only ever meant anywhere where right wing perspectives aren't artificially elevated and forced into everyone's feeds.
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Today I met a tiny Coo Beastie and even tinier pigs.
Close up of a face of a light brown calf, looking down in a pen lined with hay. Ear tag displays name as "BORIS"A crowd of black piglets with floppy ears milling about in a hay-lined pen.A pair of black piglets with floppy ears snoozing together in the corner of a hay-lined pen.
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
When you finally age to dust many years hence, your bones will endure, doing kooky dances in graveyards and laughing like a xylophone.
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Got back at twilight and there was a tawny owl and some bats hanging around. All in all, had a day.
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Went to Elan Valley today, as one does.
A photo of a reservoir spanned by an arched bridge within a forested valley.
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Did... did he not think it was strange that he was the only person ever in time to 'realise' the 'link' between Mary and Angela? Like... not even a little?
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
25 minutes in and I have already said "What?!" and "That's Vivi" multiple times.
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Spring breezy?
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This is going to end with you going on a Quest isn't it?
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The style of writing known as "Smashing action figures together while saying "Is this anything?""
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
How clean were the bathrooms*? *big pot
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
You're going to watch "The Pest" starring John Leguizamo?!
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Kinda jealous. Mine just kinda go like "pffffffrpbt"
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cpoffers @cpoffers.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
I've had enough experience with dogs to believe that desecrating graves and memorials is *their* way of paying respects.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Here come four months of centrists attacking the left with far greater existential fury than they ever aimed at Trump (because they prefer Trump and helped him win):
Centrist Democrats
Rebuke Party's Left
Wing:
We Are Capitalist,
Not Socialist'
Following high-profile primary victories by
democratic socialists, some moderate
Democrats are advocating a different
course, highlighting tensions in the party.
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