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@cpo-joe.bsky.social
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Here to chew gum and reskeet. Unconventional military career that led to old age and flatulence. Banner: Mog beach ‘93. Persian Gulf vet before it was fashionable. Openly grey. Dogfather. Free range skeeter. So. AZ🌵 Knows cursive. MMFCL 🚫DM’s Bro/Bruh/Hey

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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 8h
Now that AI has been renamed SI, will there be a swimsuit issue?
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Tom Walsh @tewalsh340.bsky.social · 20h
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Didn’t he originally say $500?
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Nancy Levine Stearns @nancylevinestearns.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🚨NEW by me: New ICE facility for unaccompanied migrant kids is about to open in Louisiana. While ICE is sanitizing optics, calling it the "Alexandria Family Staging Center," lawmakers and child advocates are raising the roof warning of child trafficking risks. www.thequeenzone.com/new-ice-faci...
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New ICE Facility for Migrant Children Raises Alarm Over Trafficking Risks
A new ICE (U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement) facility for unaccompanied children, families, and single women is set to...
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No Fatties, No Trannies, No Beardos, No Weirdoes, No Wimps, No Radicals” - Kegsbreath …and, rabbits…
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Compelling courtroom defense material given the lack of established guidelines for legal blood THC levels. www.marijuanamoment.net/maryland-fir...
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Maryland Firefighters And Rescue Workers Can Now Use Medical Marijuana Off Duty Without Being Punished For It - Marijuana Moment
A new Maryland law that took effect this week will protect firefighters and rescue workers from being penalized over their lawful use of medical marijuana off the job. Gov. Wes Moore (D) gave final ap...
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There go tamale prices! www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...
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500 troops deployed to Texas’ Rio Grande Valley after Coast Guard shooting
From August to September, the military used a high-energy laser in the Rio Grande Valley to take down at least 11 cartel drones.
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I spent a year living and working in these mountains. One day I was walking along and all of a sudden there was a bear! Scared me so bad I growled/yelled at it, and before I knew it I was running at the damn thing, yelling and growling, and flailing my arms. True story. tucson.com/news/local/e...
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Chiricahua poised to become Arizona’s fourth national park
A bill to upgrade Chiricahua National Monument to a national park was approved by the Senate on Wednesday and is now headed to President Trump's desk for final approval.
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Julia Métraux @juliametraux.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I'm supposed to be a tough guy," Curtis confided. "I can hold your hand," the mayor offered "What happens if I faint?" Sliwa asked. "I've got you," Mamdani assured him, grabbing his hand as Sliwa received his flu shot. abc7ny.com/post/nyc-may...
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Mayor Mamdani holds hands with one-time rival Curtis Sliwa to get flu shot
An apparent bromance has continued to blossom for the one-time political rivals.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That would be much more useful than learning how to do-si-do.
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Our brains are the most complicated and computationally dense objects in the known universe. I’m sure we primarily use them to perform sublime miracles of math and science, and not to, say, stumble around hornily looking for food and intoxicants, frequently breaking ourselves in the process.
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Real battle is spiritual” is the TL:DR definition of the word “Jihad!”
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Kodiak149 @kodiak149.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He was following the example of the pedophile in chief. theaugustapress.com/navy-chief-a...
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Navy chief arrested at Fort Gordon as part of Grovetown police's predator sting
A 37-year-old Hephzibah man stationed at Fort Gordon as a U.S. Navy chief petty officer has been arrested as part of the continuing investigation into Grovetown Police Department’s “Operation Fourth T...
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They’re all completely insane. Vote every single one of them out. Republican Rep. Moore on Watergate: "Richard Nixon was absolutely couped out of office and was framed. All of this was fake."
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Sande @sande0724.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It was not WE. It was Merrick Garland and the MAGA Republican Party. Not WE. I wanted Trump to rot in prison.
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looky this bullshit right here. Also, the post office announcing it’s going to start equipping mail trucks with cameras for “infrastructure scanning and community safety.” And, don’t even get me started on Flock cameras… thenextweb.com/news/amazon-...
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Amazon smart glasses will photograph homes, with no opt-out
‘The intent has never been stuff like surveillance’, says Amazon of the smart glasses its drivers will wear.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/09/2026
Markwayne Mullin is clutching a stress ball while answering questions from reporters
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God @thegodshow.com · 30/09/2026
Every single person in this cursed photograph looks like they just realized they’re going to hell.
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The Last Supper But Make It Pedo
Nightmare blunt rotation.
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone said “Natalie put his legs on backward when she dressed him this morning.”
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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I would give you the secret code to my treehouse
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can hear you, but listening is a level of commitment I'm just not ready for yet. I've just got out of a long conversation
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“You are only as fucked as you believe yourself to be.” - The Tao of Joe
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If it weren’t for bots and junk mail, I’d have no friends at all. Lol
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 28/09/2026
NEW: After a week of intensifying public pressure and reporting from Cornell’s independent daily newspaper, prosecutors in New York have reopened a criminal investigation into the alleged 2024 gang rape of a former student at the campus’s Chi Phi fraternity house.
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Prosecutors are revisiting allegations of gang rape at Cornell
Intense public outrage and reporting from the school's daily newspaper appear to have prompted the decision.
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fucking scammers on eBay have better lines than this. How are people so ignorant?
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So the vote will be 5-3 instead of the usual 6-3.
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Theresa McLeod @westtexascatlady.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Disgusting!
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We used to vett warfighters by their conduct in combat, not essays and Pokémon.
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Ponzini Photography @ponzphoto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Chicken Doing Time" - Photographed August 17, 2023, at Maymont in Richmond, Virginia. 📷
Chicken standing behind a fence.
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes, it’s apparent the speechwriters are actually the ones drafting policy.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"An admission that the American president offered to sell arms to China is extraordinary. The Communist-ruled nation is considered by most policymakers and legislators of both parties to be the greatest military, economic and diplomatic rival of the United States..." www.nytimes.com/2026/09/27/u...
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Trump Offered to Sell Arms to China, U.S. Ambassador Says
President Trump made the offer to Xi Jinping, China’s leader, said David Perdue, the ambassador to China. The White House later said the U.S. had no plans for such a sale.
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can hear it now: “There’s this bay, right? It’s got pigs or something…” www.euronews.com/2026/09/25/t...
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The US lays groundwork for possible military action in Cuba, according to 'CBS News'
The US Army is considering deploying medical, logistics and military police units, as the Pentagon keeps plans ready for possible action in Cuba, the US broadcast network CBS is reporting exclusively.
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A secret court to go along with mass incarceration sites. How very interesting. www.thecityreporter.nyc/2026/09/22/i...
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DHS Opens ‘Black Site Docket’ for Immigrants Without Lawyers at 26 Federal Plaza
A reporter from The City Reporter was threatened with arrest while attempting to observe comings and goings from the new courtrooms, which have left advocates mystified and fearing the worst.
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LillianDCA @lillianorlando.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hmm!
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Xi gave us pandas. Not even the Express kind either.
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💛 Doug💜 LSU💛 @ancient0.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
👇🏻 Trash👇🏻
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Clay Bennett @claybennett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
9/26/2026- SCOTUS www.timesfreepress.com/news/2026/se...
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JoonyMoon @junefaver.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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AnneM @ahnay42.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🤖 H/T OS 😶‍🌫️ Remember that unpleasant Ted Kaczynski guy? I got curious about what his thoughts would have been on AI - I didn’t have to look far. I didn’t read the entire manifesto from 1995, so I had an AI help me through his rumination on it. I’m keeping my article short - it’s a bit chilling…
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is a war crime.
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Plutonium Nyborg @johnunderwood.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The claim is the fraud. - Claims of widespread voting by noncitizens by President Donald Trump and Homeland Security Secretary Markwayne Mullin took a major hit Thursday after Nevada officials could not identify a single noncitizen on a list DHS sent them. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...
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Trump's Claims Of Widespread Noncitizen Voting Dealt Major Blow After Bombshell Report
The claims in Nevada are part of Trump's broader accusations of widespread noncitizen voting.
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ll take the small win. tucson.com/news/local/g...
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Pima County pauses new data center developments
A 120-day pause on data center projects in Pima County due to public health concerns and zoning code revisions.
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why stop there? Why not call it Super Duper Intelligence while you’re at it?
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If we’re all seven degrees from Kevin Bacon, what happens when he dies?
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“Right now, Congress can’t pass gas…” -Sen. John Kennedy, (R-LA)
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Joe ⚓️ @cpo-joe.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ICYMI - We are granting Israel $2.8 billion in U.S. aid to buy a shit ton more weapons from American defense contractors. Things are far from over in the Middle East.
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joemamatee.bsky.social @joemamatee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Finally seeing my tax dollars spent wisely
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
While Trump focuses on oil, the strait remains shuttered to other commodities. Businesses have for months been incurring huge costs to circumvent what has become the main battleground in the US’s war with Iran.As well as supplying much of the world’s oil, the Gulf is also a key supplier of liquefied
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The Gulf cargo trade that vanished
The Strait of Hormuz was a transit hub for goods from helium to corn. Businesses have battled to find alternative routes
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