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CpnLag

@cpnlag.bsky.social
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Existing? Just a very tired and fatalistic person. He/They/Any I am not picky. Пиздец - Иншала

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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 7h
Been feeling like, no depression symptoms the last few weeks. Blood tests show my testosterone and estrogen levels are elevated from what they were. Now to figure out which is making me feel better (I have a suspicion but ...)
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 11h
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 11h
I keep imagining Spawn as Black Dynamite.
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 11h
Can't believe I never watched the 97 Spawn movie before now.
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 14h
Facts
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 14h
Being a switch is fun
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Mission 21 made me tear up at the end. A tribute to one of my favorite AC4 levels and a big tribute to AC5 all rolled into one? Perfection
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Honestly, trump spending $200 on a suit is probably the most fiscally responsible thing a Republican has ever done while in office.
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I've been enjoying my egg cracking induced mid life crisis. Going all in on the goth phase I never had as a teen.
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah it seems to me like a mix of SF1 and 2 with a bit of Alpha
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tbf, the core cast is all in their, like, late 30s at best in SF6. Most are 40s -50s.
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Become a cyborg [getting your dick pierced].
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Voice training is a meh thought to me. I like my voice as is. Though the thought has crossed my mind to practice a sultry anime woman voice to pull off an "Ara Ara~" to confuse and weird people out.
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Feels like the kind of "Well duh" study that occasionally gets done because it is useful to have a peer reviewed study to point to when making the obvious point to idiots.
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dj zombie pizza @djtommypizza.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Once you've been shopping for pc parts you'll never stop wanting to beat Sam Altman to death with your bare hands."
- ANTHONY BOURDAIN -
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Haon @haonfest.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
when you wanna draw your witch oc but you are still in an Ace Combat vibe
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Literally the only album of his I have listened to lol
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 07/10/2026
just think: boycotting the Harry Potter show means hurting JK Rowling AND the Ellisons now
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I like @killjamesbond.bsky.social 's SCUM system for determining how bad a film is Smarm Cultural Insensitivity Unprovoked Violence Misogyny
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I love new glasses day. Makes me feel fancy. They look very good on you
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I crave the return of econobox hatchbacks and station wagons. I need boxy little cars again
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I don't want to hear about it, I usually go with some line about rawdogging creampies or w/e to make them just as uncomfortable
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 06/10/2026
Come work with me!!! BOOM! is hiring a full-time comic editor to the team! This role doesn’t report to me so I won’t be heavily involved in the hiring process, but our whole team is amazing and you’ll get to work with all of us! www.linkedin.com/jobs/view/44...
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh my God AC8 mission 21 made me cry so hard 😭
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That or Ronald Reagan fucking things up (often because racism)
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We, as a society, are losing the art of Photoshopped buffoonery and that's sad.
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And much like 75% of America's problems, it's due to Systemic Racism. It's... Not great.
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Aight, I have spent about 7 hours straight playing Ace Combat 08 this evening. I wish I could call off work the rest of the week.
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Very good.
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Business expense for the podcast.
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The fact that I can't seem to interact or view anything on ig without needing an account has done wonders to kill my desire to use it.
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FLEABttn @fleabttn.com · 27/09/2026
that’s wild
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You know, getting a dick piercing wasn't that painful.
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
@jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay your Char name drop this last episode was a wonderful treat and I present you this gift as a thank you.
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ever since I started getting my nails painted I've had intrusive thoughts of using my Tamiya paints...
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ofc he had a truck. I assume it was lifted?
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Legitimately expected the ad break in the latest @trangirlismo.bsky.social episode to be for Estrogen
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Similarly, Delta Green. Love me some X-Files eldritch horror
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cod is good but Tuna is the best
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@donoteat.bsky.social @wtyppod.com were you aware that there is a philly themed bar in Tokyo that serves cheese steaks?
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My wife was watching the last season of SVU the other day and the first episode (or might have been the second) was pretty anti-ICE. The fact that the biggest copaganda franchise is against them is pretty damning and shocked me a bit.
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hey, it was blowjob brothers [complimentary]
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Finding cute outfits I would like to try out. Good motivation to keep losing weight. By God one day I will be able think of myself as something other than a big awkward fridge
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I don't get to use it as much as I like, but I adore my Fuji mirrorless. It's lovely
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That's a very good argument for one
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's adorable
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Instant loss but it's a pie in the face after slipping on a banana peel.
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Consumer Advocacy [Not Ralph Nader]
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Okay fair
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CpnLag @cpnlag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I picked an amazing year to crack my egg
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