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Cpl Chris

@cplchris.bsky.social
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Aging Punker, fading soldier, father of daughters and cats. Happily living in the Great White North.

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That Worldly Guy @dullcomp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Better full video:
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Top Soccer Shootout Ever With Scott Sterling - Studio C
YouTube video by Studio C
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Funny sports videos @funnysportvideos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND
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Kevin Wardrop @kevinwardrop.nitemayr.com · 09/09/2026
sauce www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNoF...
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LAUREN AND HACKER LIVE ON CBBC HQ: BLOOPERS
YouTube video by Lauren Layfield
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The wonderfully talented Marsh Family has a new parody of Alanis Morissette's song "Ironic." This will piss off Crybaby Caligula yugely. Isn't he moronic? Don't you think?😅
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We are masters in our own home.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Homer Simpson disappearing into hedge (in Lego) Credit to Jason Allemann & Kristal / @jkbrickworks
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BluesMusic @bluesmusic.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Remembering on his birthday Muddy Waters 🎶'I'm A Howlin' Wolf' #bluesmusic
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
#Caturday
Big cat eye. Rolling cat. Yawning cat.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The feral got his Xmas tuna and treats extra meal today ;).
Charlie, an orange and white feral cat awaiting xmas treats. 
Charlie, an orange and white feral cat eating xmas treats.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Aww hell, Graham Greene has died. Loved him on The Red Green Show. Possum Lodge is a little bit emptier now 😕.
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard and hat says we 're all in this together .
Alt: Red Green says his catch phrase, "we 're all in this together".
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
andrew chen of 3sixteen explaining why you may not feel the tariffs yet IG 3sixteen
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
This is my happy place. Found a way to ride again after a looooong recovery. 3rd morning of a cross country road trip, drinkin' tea and staring at storm clouds pilin' up. 6 hour ride to my next motel. :) Switching to 3 wheels gave me my freedom back. Well worth it.
Man sits drinking tea outside his small town motel. 3rd morning of a cross-Canada trip, looking at his Can-Am Ryker and a stormy sky.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
#Caturday lounging and napping in boxes.
Black and white cat sprawled across his cat tree. Grey and white cat napping in a box. Black and white cat sleeping while sitting upright in a box.
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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Caturday
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 07/05/2025
TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
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Corey Atad @coreyatad.com · 06/05/2025
this internet was a mistake, but sometimes it’s the best thing ever created
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Saganism @sagan.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Christopher Hitchens on Christianity.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Romulus is tuckered out from chasing leaves today. Love this big dope.
Big, dopey tuxedo cat, Romulus, is deeply asleep and snoring after a busy day chasing leaves.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
#Caturday , rainy and cool. Best to nap it away.
Two cats, curled together napping. Two cats, curled together napping.
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Truth. 🤣
Graphic showing the perks of having a cat (hint you can’t sleep in, you don’t have privacy in the bathroom and you can’t open cans) 🤣
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Blather Wince Repeat @blatherwincerepeat.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Turns out the word is actually ‘tenterhooks.’ I’ve been such a fool.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
#Caturday in a box.
A cat hiding (poorly) within an open catdboard box.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I'm cold. They're on my sweater. Guess I'm not that cold...
Two cats sleeping on my sweater which means I stay cold.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Kurt Vonnegut man
Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope:
"Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man.
You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet?
And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope.
I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by.
And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around
And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around.
And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."
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Jesus Jones @jesusjonesband.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Four years ago, still tracks tho
A little light trolling
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Melissa & Chris Bruntlett @modacitylife.com · 01/04/2025
A former French military base, Vauban is a thriving neighbourhood of 5,500 residents connected to Freiburg town centre by bus and light rail. Built in the late 1990s as a radical experiment in low-car living, it forgoes virtually all on-street parking in favour of active, green, and social spaces. 🧵
People in casual spring attire walk, cycle, and ride trams along car-free streets lined with colourful low-rise residential buildings in the  neighbourhood of Vauban in Freiburg, Germany.People in casual spring attire walk, cycle, and ride trams along car-free streets lined with colourful low-rise residential buildings in the  neighbourhood of Vauban in Freiburg, Germany.People in casual spring attire walk, cycle, and ride trams along car-free streets lined with colourful low-rise residential buildings in the  neighbourhood of Vauban in Freiburg, Germany.People in casual spring attire walk, cycle, and ride trams along car-free streets lined with colourful low-rise residential buildings in the  neighbourhood of Vauban in Freiburg, Germany.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
My pretty boy, Romulus on this #Caturday
My cat Romulus napping on my legs, pinning me to the bed for the foreseeable future.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
#Caturday Duchess enjoying a sunbeam :)
Grey and white cat 'Duchess' snoozing in a sunbeam. Grey and white cat 'Duchess' snoozing in a sunbeam.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Was getting some new ink and giggling at the old guy getting a tattoo in the chair in front of me, then realized I was staring at a mirror. Great, I'm old and stupid. At least I didn't say anything to the other old guy behind me and really look dumb!
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rj-auggie.bsky.social @rj-auggie.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
#SkaParade NEW EPISODE #368 AIRS TODAY! Celebrate International Women’s History Month; 311 Day; Cereal Day; the 43rd Annv. of The GoGo’s “Beauty And The Beat” album; the 40th of The Untouchables’ “Wild Child” album; the 31st Annv. of Sublime; and the 46th SKAnniversary of Madness! dirtyradio.fm
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Dude, I really gotta pee...
Large, heavy black and white cat ignoring my pleas for him to get off my legs so I don't wet myself.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Cat snores on a sunny #caturday 😜
Black and white cat snoozing in the sun. Brown and white cat snoozing in the sun.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Running a fever, so Duchess is staying close. #catsofbluesky
My cat Duchess tucked tight against my legs as I watch tv.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Saw Biff Naked last night. She still rocks and stomps in true punk style! #punk #punkrock
Canadian Punk Queen Biff Naked preforming in Ontario, Feb 2025.Canadian Punk Queen Biff Naked preforming in Ontario, Feb 2025.Canadian Punk Queen Biff Naked preforming in Ontario, Feb 2025.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Guess it's time to get up. 🙄
Two cats staring at their human trying to sleep in. Yet another cat staring at his human trying to sleep in.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Went on a date, had fun, but decided not to pursue it. All I could think of was that I'd have to watch tv shows other than the ones I like and maybe have to share refrigerator space. I'm not ready for that kind of commitment.
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Geoffrey Talaxian 🌯🚀🎧🍽️⚓️🦋🌊♎️🏳️‍🌈 @waxsonic.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Modern Love, an infographic.😎🎧🎶
Flowchart for Modern Love

never gonna fall for
Modern Love
walks beside me
walks on by
gets me to the
→ Church On Time
terrifies me
makes me party
puts my trust in
God And Man
no confessions
no religion
don't believe in
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
My new app. The USA has REALLY pissed me off! We bled for you guys after 9-11 and you threaten to annex us???
Photo of the new 'Buy Canadian' app., which tells you if what you are thinking of buy is made in Canada or the USA. Helps Canadians to avoid supporting Trump's  America.
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Michael de Adder @deadder.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
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scribbleghoul @scribblegurl.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Possibly the single most accurate description of parenting from 1970-89 ever written.
Question:
Did parents in the 80s really allow
their kids to roam freely, or is
that just a portrayal seen in
movies? 

Answer provided by Tammy W:
We were unsupervised and feral most of
the time, but they also made strict
arbitrary rules to make themselves feel
like they were parenting. Like, you better
not be one minute late, but they never
knew where you were the previous 10
hours.
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Ashley "Billie" Thomson 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @ashleybillie.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Snow's a bit deep today.
A man chest deep in snow after stepping of the stairs of his back porch.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Early #Caturday , I'll be travelling tomorrow. The twins! Well almost twins.
Two tuxido boy cats awaiting treats.
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Photography by Alfie Goodrich @alfie.photography · 04/02/2025
Yumi-san used to model for me back in the early 2010s. This was from the last shoot we did, in 2012. Before she went off to marry her childhood sweetheart. A cop in Osaka. We got a great friend, Furuta-san, to come and go nuts with the hair and makeup along a theme of TankGirl meets Blade Runner.
Japanese female model made up to look like something between Tank Girl and Pris from Blade Runner.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
HOW is this comfortable? 2 hrs snoring away...
The cat Poe sprawled across the top of a cat tree. The cat Poe sprawled across the top of a cat tree. The cat Poe sprawled across the top of a cat tree.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
This place is getting like 2019 twitter - full of politics & trump. I moved here to get away from 'doom scrolling'. I'm now muting reposters of 'doom politics'. Life is too short for all this right/left hate.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Unimpressed Star would like to back to her nap, if you don't mind, on this #caturday.
Calico cat sleepily looks towards the camera.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Smells like baking cat in here...
2 cats enjoying the heat from a fireplace during a cold snap in rural Ontario. 2 cats enjoying the heat from a fireplace during a cold snap in rural Ontario.
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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
You may actually be a real person, someone who I might end up enjoy interacting with, but.. no photo, no bio, no introduction or any posts.. sorry.. 🚫
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