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Cpl Chris

@cplchris.bsky.social
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Aging Punker, fading soldier, father of daughters and cats. Happily living in the Great White North.

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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lol! A face cord is split wood in a 8'x4' by 16" wide stack. 4 face cords make up a bush cord. I cut and split all my winter firewood by hand (chainsaw then axe) and typically need 5-6 bush cords for heat. I split most of summer/fall. Getting old so I hope I can keep it up for a few more years ;).
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But are they face or bush cords? That's a big change in the timings.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Signs were censored? Look like they were photoshopped to white. (?)
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You had me at 'my cat'. Never apologize for family. ;)
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yup.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
But you are still watching it. That's all they want, no IQ required 🤷‍♂️.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Professionally installed, I see. 😜
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sounds more like you're going to get burgled in the future.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
How I'd paint it 😜.
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Woody Harrelson as Tallahassee: Come At Me Bro
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That Worldly Guy @dullcomp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Better full video:
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Top Soccer Shootout Ever With Scott Sterling - Studio C
YouTube video by Studio C
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Funny sports videos @funnysportvideos.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND
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Kevin Wardrop @kevinwardrop.nitemayr.com · 09/09/2026
sauce www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNoF...
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LAUREN AND HACKER LIVE ON CBBC HQ: BLOOPERS
YouTube video by Lauren Layfield
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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Lol Office: Smiling Man in Suit
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Try Here We Go. Such a great app with less data mining.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The wonderfully talented Marsh Family has a new parody of Alanis Morissette's song "Ironic." This will piss off Crybaby Caligula yugely. Isn't he moronic? Don't you think?😅
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Wow
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fuk google maps. Dropped them for 'Here Wego'. Just as good, not as much data tracking.
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Mark Carney @mark-carney.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
We are masters in our own home.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Dude, they come in a shell that you remove. Why would you wash them?
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Get out
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hazel eyes, or well green hazel? My brother's eyes are hazel. Not green or brown. Wish I had a pic 🤷‍♂️.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Homer Simpson disappearing into hedge (in Lego) Credit to Jason Allemann & Kristal / @jkbrickworks
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Reported the twit. ;)
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Go listen to Bad Cop Bad Cop. ;)
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
What does the little red button do?
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
My favourite classic comic. I still own my copy from when I was 5. Best drawn depiction if the Mars tripods, IMHO.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I'm at the age where it has switched back and I plan day trips to go to a record store. 🤷‍♂️
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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This Meme!
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
WITNESS ME!!
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I was deployed all of '94-'95 so after buying stock, I'm watching all the great movies I missed in theatres! So much better on the big screen. ;)
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
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a man with a mustache wearing a suit and tie is looking at the camera
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Hahaha I feel ya! It was the damn tracks for me. One was too long, the other too short and the body panels would not fit tightly. I sanded and filled and sanded until I lost the plot, stomped on it and tossed it all out a window.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I only built their armour and ships and swore off them after attempting the Aussie Kangaroo tracked vehicle. Feckin' thing still makes me wake up angry. So best of luck and lemme know how it goes. You're a braver lad than I.
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BluesMusic @bluesmusic.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Remembering on his birthday Muddy Waters 🎶'I'm A Howlin' Wolf' #bluesmusic
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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a man with his arms crossed is smiling and saying noice !
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Well he IS 86, so...
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Lol,👇
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a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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a man wearing glasses and a necklace says " nooice "
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
So the MUDMEN without the bagpipes.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Iron Sky?
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Perhaps your head was never in your ass. Rather you're recognizing it ain't you, it's them all this time?
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
No peas?? Or is that a PEI thing?
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
#Caturday
Big cat eye. Rolling cat. Yawning cat.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
If I fight back they lay at my feet, forcing me to bend my knees up. So it's either sleep centred and balled up or stretched out on the right. 🤷‍♂️
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Single for 8 years and I'm still firmly on the right side of the bed. Managed to briefly make it close to the centre, but the cats put me back in my proper place. Ah well, not worth the battle. ;)
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy 2026!
Black and white cat, lying twisted and happy on a couch.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Sweet! Nice job ;).
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The feral got his Xmas tuna and treats extra meal today ;).
Charlie, an orange and white feral cat awaiting xmas treats. 
Charlie, an orange and white feral cat eating xmas treats.
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Cpl Chris @cplchris.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Weight bench. More likely to start/continue lifting throughout the year. And you can stack other things on the bench other than just clothes! Win-win.
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