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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You truly never get more random phone calls than when you're waiting to hear back about a job

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

for every one creative there has to be twenty execs

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Hey pals. I wrote this episode of Lego City: No Limits and I'm pretty proud of it. if you're looking for a writer or a guy roughly shaped like a writer, I' love to chat!

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A Firefighting Dog?!? 🐶🧑‍🚒 | Season 4 Episode 9 | Full Episode | LEGO City: No Limits

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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Two of Miss Piggy's most iconic co-stars gone, this world is trash.

Dolly Parton in a great jean jacket and Miss Piggy in a purple satin top and white boa and cowboy hat. What more do you need?

Miss Piggy as Benjamina Gunn and Tim Curry as Long John Silver in _Muppet Treasure Island_

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Being a recruiter must be so easy all you gotta do is say no

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The dentist let me in the back to pet the teeth

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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I have been drawing these guys in more situations

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Posting some classic Heck if I know comics up in here

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

You can say any food item followed by an action and it sounds like a sex thing. ‘I’m getting my croissant dipped’ Yeah you are girl! Get it!

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Me on the phone booking the virtual insanity room for my honeymoon: yeah the virtual insanity room please. Me trying to have sex to my new wife in the virtual insanity room: this is not convenient!

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Picard: Mr Worf, status report? Mr Worf but he’s being ratatoilled: ahhh crap! Ah fuck! I’m being ratatouilled right now! Shit!

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

What if Sherlock and Watson were stinky gross little goblins who solved magical crimes?

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

One of my favourite things about our flat is a nearby neighbour is an opera coach or something so regularly during weekdays this is the background to my work

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Things my girlfriend says to me when I’m overstimulated

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Anyone wanna give me two grand to buy this road legal bumper car/ quad bike hybrid. Ill give you a carton of cigarettes you can smoke in the passenger seat

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Anyone wanna give me two grand to buy this road legal bumper car/ quad bike hybrid. Ill give you a carton of cigarettes you can smoke in the passenger seat

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Jack Bernhardt @jackbern.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

EVERY AI ADVERT: [man enters room with trousers on his head, tuts, gets out phone] hey Gemini, how do clothes work???

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

Happy Friday y'all!! Just another call out to say I'm available for work! I can write scripts- action, comedy, slice of life, anything- Let me at it!! Or, if you have an animation project you'd like to develop I can help! editshttps://www.cphigsonwriter.com/

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

* Fred Flintstone putting on a condom to avoid having any more kids out of wedlock before Christianity is invented* The fish he’s putting on his wiener: it’s a living!

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

The original pic didn't even show how big they are at the back

CEO of Snap, Evan Speigel, wearing their latest smart glasses. They're so big and chunky his ears are folded under the weight. The arms of the glasses are huge and poke out way further than regular glasses.

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Gotta love online character personality tests that are like: You prefer: 1) spiky hair 3) tall blue hair 3) two hairs on the top of your head and zig zag hairs on the side of your head 4) chief wiggum

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Momo @heyheymomo.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

What a guy

4 panel comic

Panel 1: a wizard in blue robe and white beard sitting with small forg at a desk behind the computer. “Click, click” is the sound of the mouse to be heard
Panel 2: close up on the computer screen. There’s a green check mark and a full loading bar on it. From off screen someone, probably the wizard, says “boom, there it is”.
Panel 3: forg is left behind alone at his desk. There’s an open door in the background. Forg says “thanks installation wizard” and a little pink heart appears, showing his affection.
Panel 4: we see now that the wizard has already left the house after a job well done. He replies to forg watching him go from his window: “it’s what I do”

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

Fable looks good but I am a little sad they went for the realistic art style. I always liked the quirk the previous games had.

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

You can’t UNSHOW your ass once it’s been seen

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Kurt @kaatokunart.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Shoutout to everyone who choose to create in spite of everything

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Meg @meganroseruiz.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

How I make over six figures a month

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Can someone who is Star Wars explain to me what planet the empire recruits all its British people from

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Boid Watching

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Charlie Higson @cphigson.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Kicked out my Despicable Me fan club for having a sexual relationship with a minion. Then answer me this what the hell is even the point of a despicable me fan club?

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