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Leslie Allen

@cozywitch.bsky.social
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Author of SAILS OF BLACK AND BLOOD: THE REVENGE OF CAPTAIN VESSIA, out NOW! Punk witch of a trans lady. Librarian. Union Leader. Autistic. I write murder gays on boats. Unceded Mi'kma'ki. She/her |🍁| Fuck off with your A/I leslieallen.com

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Rien Gray @riengray.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
women can do anything
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alright fineeeeee. It's been on my "that looks interesting" wishlist for months, and I'm not about to argue for less than 8 bucks. Looking forward to this being the next thing I obsess about
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A certain lesbian vampirate captain would like to say hello! ^.^
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The Revenge of Captain Vessia
Claire Vessia's been sentenced to death.The last survivor of a ship of would-be-pirates captured by the navy, she's been accused of all of their crimes.She will die for it. Determined to go out with h...
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Khonri 🫜🎃 @khonri.com · 04/10/2026
I'm feeling attacked by @theonion.com but also 10/10.
"How a Book Becomes A Bestseller, The Onion demystifies the publishing process."

1. Proletariat becomes literate. 
2. Author's creative inspiration flourishes upon marrying spouse with high-earning, unethical job.
3. Author chooses magical being to have sex with, then works backwards.
4. Author lands agent by running full speed into them while holding loose-leaf copy of manuscript.
5. Penguin Random House blackmailed into seven-figure book deal.
6. Editor removes typos and originality.
7. Famous author who hasn't read book reminded they got three glowing blurbs last year from authors who hadn't read theirs.
8. Publisher contacts Merriam-Webster to license all words it's using.
9. Marketing completely misrepresents plot, tone, and author.
10. Terrified independent bookstore owners gamble their razor-thin profit margin on this one.
11. PR firm hires thousands of people through Craigslist to performatively read book on subway.
12. Colman Domingo, contractually obligated to appear in all things, voices audiobook.
13. New York Times oracle nods.
14. Book written for sole purpose of becoming movie becomes movie.
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is hot
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rika @strawberryrika.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
music that makes my fingers hurt (the audacity by anomalie/polyphia)
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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
By the way, three days ago a man followed me from the bus stop and tried to get me to get into his car
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🗝️🏳️‍⚧️🎛️thelarchmage🦇🖤🥀(📿Magick Era💫) @thelarchmage.northsky.social · 06/01/2026
Protect the dolls includes The non-conforming ones. The brash ones. The ones whose mental health is always near the point of crisis. Not just the dolls who conform and assimilate into cis society.
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I for one would rethink going back to church if there was Mary Magdalene x angel Gabrielle yuri painted on the ceiling
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'll give you a headstart, you have until I get these heels off
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Chloé Stawski @chlowski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yo Leo are you willing to commission me for some Mary Magdalene x angel Gabrielle yuri
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What The Trans?! 🏳️‍⚧️ @whatthetrans.com · 03/10/2026
As the back of the crowd sings to never give up, the RIP Equality coffin holders chant "Not the court, not the state, we decide our own fate"
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you! I will admit I destroyed the white chocloate I had in the fridge after a particularly touching chapter that had me in tears (who am I kidding, almost all of them are amazing)
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Don't you throw hearts at me! The moment I get out of this basement I will look and feel amazing and be very upset with you!!!
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alyson “october” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We’re launching SECRETS OF DORLEY HALL at The Common Press on Thursday 5th November! I’ll be talking, signing, and being awkward, so you should totally come and witness that :) Tickets are pay what you can. outsavvy.com/event/40240/...
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Ladz ❄️🖤🩸 @ladzwriting.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I keep saying this
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This post brought to you by @badambulist.bsky.social and Sisters of Dorley, which after four years of being on my tbr shelf, is finally getting around to making me sob on the floor like I knew it would.
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I tend to put off books (and movies/shows/video games) I know I'll love and obsess about because I know they're going to pivot everything I'm thinking about and prioritizing. It's like switching train tracks, where I'm suddenly put on a different destination and there's nothing I can do about it.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
.... wow You know one of the most hurtful parts of finding out these kinds of things is just, how otherwise reasonable good seeming guys can do this. It's so baked in, you have smart thoughtful guys who make essays about the human condition, but then still will rape a girl
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Megs 🇨🇦🏳️‍⚧️⚓ @megs.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Sportsman's Club in Charlottetown PEI booked the punk band Rougaroux, which has several trans members. The bartender immediately barred them from using the women's restroom, even taping up a transphobic sign. The band packed up their gear and left. Google and Yelp review your hearts out, folks.
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Vancouver band cancels Charlottetown show after venue denied transgender member washroom access | CBC News
A Vancouver punk band that was set to play in Charlottetown this past weekend cancelled its show after a transgender band member was stopped from using the women's washroom at the venue.
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just got some pretty devastating family news today. And I would just like to say in force: Fuck cancer.
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Bex is WEAK on crime @bextraordinary.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Many men would rather engage in violent fantasy about what they WOULD do instead of doing what they easily COULD.
Threads post from @protextor


“I'd kill for my daughter."

OK. Will you risk social inconvenience by calling out your peers loudly and to their face? Or is that bare minimum real-life scenario scarier than your hypothetical one? 1/2
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This has been my regularly scheduled complaining post, thank you for attending, I'll see you all in two months
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I want to be able to lay my head down and not have to push things just so society can be a little better for folks after me. I want someone to fight for *me* damn it, I'm tired. But I have to fight. Because if I don't, it doesn't happen. It's exhausting.
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes, I think I'd be happier just sitting back and hunkering down. I've fought so fucking hard for my community and my people and my fellow workers over the years because if I don't, I don't see anyone else in my position able or willing to step up and do it. And it fucking sucks.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like what the fuck are we doing that this isn't being brought up at every meeting. Chat gpt is responsible for one of the worst shootings in Canadian history. I want this banned immediately
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Never underestimate the creative power your trauma holds but holy fuck wield it carefully AI could never tho
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I've been aimlessly bouncing between projects and in a fit of frustration asked myself "which one gets me the most angry?" And then suddenly wrote 5k words in two hours. The problem though, with pouring out all that rage and grief onto paper did mean I cried in the shower when I got home
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I have a migraine and people keep interrupting my lunch hour and all I wanna do is play FFXIV and write my trans girl mech version of honorverse manuscript to distract from vampirates book 3 not getting worked on and the thoughts of mortality from the inevitable passage of time
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
AND MAYBE There's some more on the way soon ^.^ News is coming!
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
AND MAYBE There's some more on the way soon ^.^ News is coming!
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's my birthday this week! So if you could take a look at this elderly goth trans lady's book, I'd really appreciate it <3 You can get it anywhere you get books, but especially here: books2read.com/u/47LZe8 And you can read the first few chapters for free on my website at leslieallen.com !
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The Revenge of Captain Vessia (Sails of Black and Blood…
Claire Vessia's been sentenced to death. The last survi…
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That went surprisingly better than I imagined it would. I don't know I got a whole lot out of it, but he was at least decent about it. He's waiting to see what Ritcey brings to cabinet, armed with what me and our library director have told him.
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me and my MLA will be at the same event today, and I'm hoping I can have a one-on-one with him to talk library funding. Wish me luck
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king's co-op boo store 👻 @kingsbookstore.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you know what else unfolds in the palm of your hand and contains everything there is to know?
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Indigenous people are defying Canada's anti-LGBTQ+ laws and offering a safe haven for trans people on their land globalnews.ca/news/1205333...
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Alberta First Nation invokes treaty clause to set up gender-affirming care safe haven | Globalnews.ca
Saddle Lake Cree Nation says it aims to defy Premier Danielle Smith’s government by establishing a safe haven for gender-affirming medical care — contrary to provincial law.
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So when someone makes a joke about trans stuff, I think about the hell I had to go through just on the paperwork side, let alone all the fucking abuse and bullshit I deal with on the daily. All I want in life is to be happy in my own skin and be percieved as who I've always known I am.
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And this isn't counting the marriage certificate I had to get from BC, information about my birth mom I haven't spoken to in over a decade, the countless notary stamps, like it's hellish and I hate it. If I had any worse executive dysfunction I'm pretty sure I'd be here till the day I die.
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
All to say, this process is expensive, research intensive, and a maze of beurocracy. And each person Ive talked to in this process has been kind and understanding! If even one person wasn't in these insitutions among the half dozen I have been fighting with I would've been stopped dead in my tracks.
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Back to the fingerprint process, because I live rurally, I have to travel a half hour to the local county Mounties HQ, where they're only open on Wednesdays. Which means taking time off work, gas, etc.
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Which requires a fucking garuntor that has known me for two+ years, of which there are only acceptable in a limited number of professions like lawyer or doctor! Queue me emailing my pych to plead with her, since my family doctor's secratary told me he won't!
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
But oh wait! Despite living in one of the easiest locations in North America to change a gender marker, *technically* my parents had me in Ontario despite us moving back to Nova Scotia the next month. Joy! That means, I need to go through Ontario's birth certificate process!
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So I need to redo my fingerprints. This requires getting a money order for the registar general, and you guessed it, my birth certificate. I've been told over the phone that my certified copy will work though again, but I'm assuming the worst. But still, I need to get going on an actual certificate.
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The reason this time? My legally mandated fingerprints were expired, and therefore, deleted. I missed filling in one section of the 40 pages of forms I had to send in, and my certified copy of my birth certificate, wasn't enough. I need the full certificate, despite being told the copy would work
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One of the things I hate about being trans is the gods damned paperwork. My latest application was just rejected again. I have been trying to change my gender marker and name for a DECADE.
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Leslie Allen @cozywitch.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You heard it here, Matt Mercer says support your local library! (Pleaseeeeeeeee, the local government keeps on not funding us so we unionized to hold off layoffs!) Also, if you support your local library, than I can hold my job long enough to pull off a mtg event at my library!
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Nightmare Mommy, Kink Sommelier (semper infidelis) @cuntleyjune.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
we must never forget our history, or lose the resolve to do what it takes to care for one another
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