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@couxchie.bsky.social
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Part time rockstar. Part time queer oracle. Full time court jester. Any pronoun is fine. instagram.com/benjaminfolse

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Brian Kibler @bmkibler.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Aggro, Control, Combo, Midrange, Tempo, and Ramp
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I just washed down two lactaid pills with a raspberry margarita so I could enjoy my cheesy chicken pesto panini in peace. #thisis34
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Fit check
Mirror selfie of a bearded nonbinary baddie with long curly blonde hair, heavy black winged eye shadow, a blue and grey jacket with a pseudo paint stroke pattern, black skinny jeans, silver studded boots. One foot is propped on the counter top to show off the boots.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
I know I say this every time but I really popped off with this mug
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Growing out my hair was the best decision I ever made
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
well there's your problem. you're full of miasma.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I just need to say that I did actually push through and get the credits to roll and my opinion hasn’t changed. Genuinely did not like this game.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Big sad today.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I really popped off with this mug I cannot lie.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
This game is just so baffling to me. I’m not one to shit on games. I usually focus on the positive and celebrate what I loved rather than rant and rave about what I hated but this game has broken me. It’s frustrating at every turn, especially if that turn involves moving the camera in build mode.
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 26/11/2025
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
I’m about 20 hours into tears of the kingdom and honestly I have no idea how any of you thought it could have even come close to beating BG3 for game of the year. It’s absolute turbo ass. Worst experience I’ve ever had in a Zelda game and I’ve finished Skyward Sword WITH motion controls enabled.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Sitting in the crew gym alone with my earbuds in. Having a great chill time. Leave it to a straight man to walk in, immediately Bluetooth to the speakers, and blare the worst music imaginable.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
And honestly, in even simpler terms: people who just let me talk. I could not tell you the last time I was able to actually get a thought out without being cut off.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
My parents came on a cruise this last week and during that time I realized what has been truly missing from this contract: people who find me funny and genuinely care what I have to say.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Honey if you think you’re getting off easy because there isn’t a league you’ve got a big storm coming. Binchkateers will be kicking it into maximum overdrive once I’m back on land to crack the (abyssal) whip.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
The echoes of hunleif still haunt you to this day
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CarmenFFLV @carmenfflv.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
A quick Lulu✨ #ffx
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Spent most of the day strutting around in my favorite outfit while having an incredible hair day. First time I think I’ve actually experienced gender euphoria without makeup on. We call that growth.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
If she were doing near constant aerial gymnastics or inverting, that’s a different story entirely. But honestly the hardest part about singing while flying is trying to stay facing forward.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
This is not to discredit her performance, she killed it. I’ve just seen multiple posts from singers being like “it’s insane that she is doing that without being able to support and feel grounded” and those are valid concerns, but the harness gives you support. Your core doesn’t do much extra work.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
As someone who does an aerial routine while singing on a weekly basis, I feel like I’m one of the few people qualified to talk about Cynthia flying. It’s impressive, but I swear to you singing in a harness isn’t much different than being on the ground. The challenges are mental rather than physical.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Finished Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 today and my two cents is that I don’t think any of these people should be allowed to paint.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Had my first breakdown of the contract today. 6 months in, 2 months to go. Surprised it took this long.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
My Facebook algorithm has decided that the only content I’m interested in seeing is videos of Kelly Clarkson covering songs and you know what? Absolutely correct. No notes.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Since I finally finished Critical Role campaign 3, and 4 is just starting up, I’ve gone back to watch campaign 1 and can I say that Matt Mercer’s consistent use of Skyrim music is putting intrusive thoughts into my head…
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Only the best at the crew coffee shop!
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Pet peeve. If you’re out of the alternative milk that I ask for, tell me that and let me choose from what you do have. I just ordered an oat milk latte, fully saw the barista use almond milk, said “I asked for oat,” was THEN told “we’re out of oat.” That would have been nice to know. I’ll take soy.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I’m gonna say something controversial yet brave. I enjoy Cynthia Erivo’s defying gravity riff FOR HER. I don’t think it should become the standard riff that people use at the end of the song.
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Willie Muse @williesillie2.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
One thing the Kimmel stuff made clear is that the reason conservatives have such an easy time accepting fascism is that they were already operating under the assumption that the president had complete control over the country. "Obama cancelled _____" No HE didn't. That's why this is a big deal
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Work was long and hard today… this particular show should never be performed without all four vocalists, and due to circumstances beyond our control we had to go on with only three. Twas such a headache to re-block, anxiety inducing to perform, and exhausting as we all had to sing extra. V tired.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Had an incredible hair day and I will not shut up about it
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Spending more time in the gym, trying to build my upper body. For the longest time I idealized being waifish, but lately I feel as a visibly queer person it would do me good in the current political environment to look more like someone you don’t want to fuck with.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I danced too hard at the Latin party and my skeleton necklace lost a leg.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
And with that I have officially completed my first nuzlocke! Congrats to Brenda the Mamoswine (MVP for sure) and Mephisto the Houndoom for making it through the meat grinder that is Cynthia. We had a few close calls but through the power of friendship we prevailed.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Xeric was instrumental in Cynthia’s downfall. Their sturdy ability guaranteed they survived an earthquake from Garchomp so they could put up Reflect, allowing Brenda the Mamoswine to survive long enough to take out Garchomp with two Ice Fangs.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
RIP to Toxisha the Toxicroak, Evrae the Gyarados, and Xeric the Magneton. All three gave their lives valiantly against Cynthia’s onslaught. Toxicroak fell to Gastrodon, but her toxic was instrumental. Gyarados fell to poison damage after taking out Milotic.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
RIP to Allura the Gardevoir. Once again one shotted by a Medicham. This time it was Lucian’s. It was my fault. I knew I outsped but I forgot that Girafarig had put up trick room which still had one turn left. Garde was my answer to a lot of Cynthia’s team… good luck me.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
RIP to Jerry the Pikachu. Taken out by a critical night slash from Cyrus’ Honchkrow. You hate to see it.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
RIP Sprout the Torterra and Koromaru the Lucario. Both fell valiantly against Candace’s Medicham. I dunno if she is aware but she is an ICE gym leader. Why the hell did they give her that psychic/fighting monstrosity.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Time for another mojito actually
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
I dunno when mojito’s became my go-to drink order but I’m not mad at it
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actual heathcliff comics @realheathcliffs.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Heathcliff stands in front of a guest of the Nutmeg household, who's sitting in on a chair as Grandpa Nutmeg gets him drinks. Heathcliff's holding a small hand puppet of himself. The guest says "Your cat's puppet is making me nervous."
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
RIP to Tate the Meditite. We were so close to greatness. She met her end at the hands of Byron’s Steelix in the Canalave Gym. Despite being +4 defense she was one shot by a non critical Gyro Ball. This one hurt. She fought valiantly through the whole gym. My hubris got her killed.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
RIP to Blitzen the Luxray. He met his end valiantly in the Hearthome Gym to Fantina’a Mismagius. The entire team was in dire straits due to a barrage of Sludge Bombs from her Gengar. Due to his nature he was outsped by Mismagius and fell to a critical Dazzling Gleam.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
RIP to Hyacinth the Budew. She met her untimely end at the hands of a Gyarados southwest of Pastoria city. The plan was to paralyze and switch, and she got the paralysis off but unfortunately her fate was sealed by a critical Ice Fang.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
RIP to Olberic the Cranidos. He met his untimely end at the hands of a Sudowoodo in the Cafe by the gaggle of psyduck blocking the road to Celestic town. He got trapped in by Block and was one shot by a critical Hammer Arm.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Started a nuzlocke of Brilliant Diamond yesterday. Here’s a graveyard thread of those who are lost along the way.
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𝐂𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐢𝐞 @couxchie.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Cofragigas
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