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Courtney Enlow

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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This bit feels like it was written by Lennon Parham’s character on Veep.
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*ashley padilla voice* we talkin’ rape?
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just a reminder that people don’t always realize they were raped in the immediate aftermath. It can take hours, days, months, and even years to realize you were raped, and it doesn’t make it any less true. There are many kinds of responses, including fawning and trying to appease your rapist
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seeing people post about how unfair the “mob justice” against the Cornell rapists is doesn’t really move me when there is no justice for survivors. The system doesn’t work; it enacts further punishment on the victims. Society is even crueler. So spare me the “mob justice” rhetoric about the accused
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A truly heinous man has doxxed the Cornell victim on X and the comments are predictably vile. Based on countless interviews I’ve done with survivors, the trauma they are subjected to for coming forward is oftentimes even worse than the initial trauma they experienced. There is no real justice system
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Every day this woman wakes up and chooses to be unrelentingly, exhaustingly annoying.
Culture and Ideas

The Cornell 7' Have Not Been Proven Guilty
A handful of former frat bros were accused of a horrific crime. The court of public opinion has already punished them.

By Kat Rosenfield
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The insufferable Young Turks performative lefty to insufferable rape fan psychopath will be studied in j-school if it still exists in a few years.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Still image from Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story (a man and woman sit in a theater)

Wrong (the word “kid” is crossed out) famous 80yo died, god dammit
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I went in cold and watched it PREGNANT.
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hayden Panettiere, you deserved better.
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
One of the most perfectly performed songs in Disney history. We were so lucky to be alive at the same time as Robin Williams.
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Imagine a decade ago learning “in the not too distant future, slashfilm will ‘that guy’ Mark Duplass”
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Can we just get to the part where these things revolt and kill us all already? This is exhausting.
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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 16/08/2026
Apparently Lilly Wachowski does s tier alt text
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I just get so sad and mad about what film sites have to post to stay up and running.

SlashFilm

Why Phil From Backrooms Looks So
Familiar
May 28, 2026 - One of those actors is Mark Duplass, who plays Phil in the movie. Phil is part of the skin-crawling, liminal nightmare that is
"Backrooms.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is VERY bad. Congressional investigation immediately. They’re trying to use Palantir to figure out who you voted for. 0% chance this ends well. Stop it ASAP.
axios.com
Exclusive: FBI gets voter's IP address in new fraud probe tactic
The move offers a glimpse into how authorities are now digging into voter rolls and registration practices.
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Ethan Kocak @ethankocak.com · 27/07/2026
Why wasn’t Odysseus accurately covered in feathers
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I blame lazy content creators for a lot of it. Proclaiming things as “Easter eggs you didn’t notice” rather than the actual plot of the narrative and intentional choices by the author.
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
metaphor literacy is low even among committed readers but it’s starting to become more of a concern for me as people are flagging “incomprehensible metaphors” as tells for AI. the problem being that in many of those cases the metaphors aren’t incomprehensible at all!
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The claim that unicorns don’t exist is not an evidence-based statement because studies have not ruled out the possibility that unicorns exist.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A couple of weeks ago they said breadsticks were getting married, are you going to do anything about that
Olive Garden: We heard there’s a wedding in NYC this weekend 👀

The picture shows two breadsticks with one wearing a veil and the other wearing a tie.
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In an act of good faith, I think the parasite should deliver on this.
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 16/07/2026
the explosive diarrhea parasite has the chance to do the funniest thing
nytopinion
There's a Nightmare Stomach Bug. I'm Still Eating Lettuce.
EMILY OSTER
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Can we all just grow up and let the nice man with the nazi tattoo rape his girlfriends, geez, I thought this was America.
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Women are merely collateral damage on the road to male greatness. So it goes.
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Graham Platner embodies a concept that in 2016 we didn’t have words for so “Bernie Bro” made the most sense. It had nothing to do with Bernie but was an attempt to describe a man who outwardly espouses progressive values but hates women more than he cares about anything else.
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I miss my old job but I cannot tell you how freeing it is right now not having to monetize takes on Taylor Swift’s wedding.
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Seriously.
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Meg Gardiner @meggardiner.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
ICE is handcuffing nuns walking into mass, you fucking human hemorrhoid
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
If it happens on July 4 I will stand outside blasting Lee Greenwood over my head like Lloyd Dobbler.
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
In 2022, my friend quit her job to work for a a web3 crypto PR firm at 250k. She was laid off 3 months later.
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I was deeply relieved to not see Ryan Murphy’s name.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Donald Trump is a killer.
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 12/10/2023
The greatest trick the Piven ever pulled was convincing the world this hairline never happened.
Jeremy Piven is bald, queen.Jeremy Piven is bald, queen.
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Obsession's success is great, but it's rare. And making indie movies in this business has become harder than ever. I'm old enough to remember when there were literal arms of major studios dedicated to independent productions. Sadly those days are long behind us. www.vulture.com/article/indi...
vulture.com
The Unglamorous Financial Realities of 5 Indie Filmmakers
“You’re not going to make money. And if you do, you’re one in a million.”
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
“Like” is the sound of my brain’s processors lagging, let a bitch live.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Every text I send my friends includes a brief bio of myself in case they forgot
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Is the plan to fully dilute and destroy mainstream media so Fox News becomes the biggest outlet? Could we instead simply immolate ourselves?
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The most unlikable people on the planet think it must be a conspiracy that no one likes them.
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Isn’t it wild she’s actually gotten worse since this? Anyway happy pride month.
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Probably harder to come out as a Zionist than gay right now
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Jay Hulme @jayhulmepoet.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
We all have the ability to make the world a better place, each in our own way. I think it's fair to say that Anthony Head knew this, recognised it, and did far more than most to live up to the opportunities his fame afforded him in order to put good into this world whenever and wherever he could.
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Fuck.
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I’d be such a good detective. ACAB includes me.
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Fair.
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Courtney Enlow @courtenlow.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Peter Thiel fleeing to Argentina is actually pretty reassuring, timeline-wise.
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