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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 20h
dad. stop it. hahahahah
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
donut in paro for training how to be a therapy birb. or starting a band called owl sunning. gimme…art
Donut is holding up a bag of candy corn.
Donut
Look what I found in the candy aisle, cheep! I didn't know vegetables count as candy!! I wonder if it tastes just like corn?
You can turn some veggies into candy!
Although candy corn is just candy, not corn.
Actually, this candy is meant to mimic bird feed which looks just like corn!
Write your own response
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
heighth :p
i’m not in a cult led by poppy
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
eggslut has good oj
dreaded egg j with mellow the cat
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
psa nvc fml four track mind (hahaha my old blog m v r (marshall v rosenberg’s nonviolent communication)
1. OBSERVATIONS
What I observe (see,hear, remember)?
Free from evaluation, say what eye of the camera could have cought.
"I see.../I hear..."
2. FEELINGS
How I feel (emotion or sensation rather then thought) in relation to what I observe. Feeling you can show with your body, thoughts are hard to show.
"I feel..
What I need that causes my feelings.
You can use the table with needs to help you define it.
... because I need..."
4. REQUESTS
The concrete action I would like to be taken. It is not a demand so be prepared to hear "no".
"Would you be willing to...?"
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
morning
After listening to his owner drone on for hours, Ralph suddenly realized he was NOT cut out to be an emotional support dog after all.
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
background noise ai wall filter hey man nice shot bukowski says there are worse things than being alone. what about zen?
disowned:
That line is from the song "Shell Games" by the indie rock band Bright Eyes.
It is the second track on their critically acclaimed 2011 album, The People's Key. The song, written by frontman Conor Oberst, explores themes of disillusionment, celebrity culture, and searching for meaning in a chaotic, modern world
Here are the complete lyrics surrounding that specific line:
"Here's the visual: the state line, the road signs The infinite horizon
*It's a goddamn shit show out here now *
And you can't stop crying"
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
salud, dinero, y amor, y tiempo para disfrutarlas???? . i’m feral and five-six. shush.
i drew william s butroughs, a cat, a tree, and a works
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i like this picture. sober. but i was looking for the one with the red suede sneakers and the cat again. hi from a parking lot gist? idk. i need to eat or something
salem mass i’m standing in front of a white brick wall with dead gorl and a mean bird written on it, wearing ill levi’z black cutoffs, a jean jacket with a sailor moon cat patch, silver sandals, streets on fire blue t shirt, some kind of bemused expression
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
good things to come
RAIN PLAYER STORY AND PICTORES BY DAVID WISNIEWSKE
Aunt Flossies
DitrelsHlands
STORY
GAICE HALEY
An Angel tor
Solomon Singer
King & Walte
Peabody
McDonald's
Supports Young Readers
FREE LIBRARY
A RIVER DREAM
Storm
Meoh
owwow
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
every search is a poem horror red clock screensaver high pressure alt: last f m robot head tilt it is Alive and yeah, ever green -s
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
happy gay balls day, to you.
dog sniffing real beach ballsjfour called these dnd dice they’re sand sculptures indy my dog sniffing a sand ball no they do not have a drug problem what happens next is if he’s your dog you know they are about to pee. i think these are sculptures by zen sand gary they’re the size of basketballs aka gary’s bucket
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yo keanu.😘
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
keanu Love on the Spectrum’s email. sic falcon :-)
falcon? atop a light pole on my way to bow belts and lunch. red light. thank goodness
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
nomadland at maolis & winter streets couch surfing forever
jess bruder, nomadland book. chapter one. cavalier king charles in california teaching furnace, off
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ootd? like the fourth one. started out wearing a silver suit of armor like love, Athena by OTC
westie watching me try on clothes.  i’m wearing a men’s navy flannelshirt over a chocoolate skater dress with a mountain on it. the shirt has a skull patch by mike knives, and patchesfound. on hats on the beach. one is a happy Gilmore golf just tap it in patch held on with savety pins and the other is Aftco pitching bait since 1958
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
for some reason kanye was stuck in my head one day i don’t make playlists as carefully as i should
playlist from spotify i was trying to see of that kanye song was good. i guess i like the rhythm 

Roll Up Your Sleeves
E Mickey Avalon
•••

Personality Crisis
New York Dolls


Vicious
Lou Reed


Baby's On Fire - Remastered 2004
Brian Eno


Friend of the Devil
Grateful Dead


Approximate Sunlight
Bright Eyes


i. No More Parties In LA E Kanye West


Little Dark Age
• Video • MGMT


The Wretched
E Nine Inch Nails

ExactxChange
+
Jessica Jess
59min
+ Add
三Edit

Happy Idiot
TV On The Radio
Stuck In The Middle With You
Stealers Wheel
TRE
All the Young Dudes
Mott The Hoople
Children Of The Revolution
T. Rex
Gobinda Hari
Ajeet
Roll Up Your Sleeves
Explicit Lyrics, Mickey Avalon
•••
No More Parties In LA
Kanye West
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
i am not for everyone! e.g. p.s. love NIN, and down in the park! and kanga cult musick. but not dnd. everyone fecks with me and i don’t understand the rules
tabby kitten wearing a chain mail blanket. imagine how much damage they could do
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i never play hellaraizer, but when i do:
woman covered in blood puffing a butt (nosmoking) joking smoking a cig. butt = maggot
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i met the peppermint moths and they were doing flips on the beach and i made sure one of them was dead but i couldn’t bring myself to kill them idk beavis
whatdyacallit invasive dude
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
what is this thing that sings from the ocean and told me about itself before revealing a large patch of blue green sea glass even with the sand at the beginning of low tide
blue green orb
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
don’t worry u got it (sleater-kinney, oh?)
boston terrier on the train aka T
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
bucky and the empananda tuna @ennui-haver.bsky.social
I PLEDGE
ALLEGIANCE.
TO THE CAN.
OF THE PERFECT FOOD
THAT IS TUNA AND TO THE FISHY.
FOR WHICH IT CANS, ONE PORTION...
JUST FOR ME.
WITH OLVE OIL AND CRACKERS, ON TOP.
TUNA
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i love the opera carmen, who doesn’t
SAYAL
by CARMEN BERENGUER
DE PIELES
FRANCISCO ZEGERS EDITOR
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
woke three at minimum, now that cvs has discovered “their person who brings the medications,” ok. because everything is satire, especially poetry la pajita no es un pájaro una aguja no es una águila falcon cannot hear the falconer and all that jazz
BASURITA EN EL VÓRTICE, EL MAPA NO ES UN TERRITORIO EL OJO NO ES UN TERRITORIO
LA PAJITA ES UNA AGUJA
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
i will reify the meme making on facebook, nothing can stop me
My roads look like this:
pot-holes, full of rain
So my flock cameras can look like this:
sunny day, suddenly sesame street
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
sending pictures of cats seems online? i got made to watch a fashion podcast about the whimsy debacle, e.g. how to dress whimsically is now called dressing whimsy and the word chic has lost a lot of elegance
window dressing of an old fashiony drawing of emerald green pilgrim shoes with two black and white cats playing inside and some red leaves that remind me of strawberries and some evergreen leaves. on a yellow background with red letter x-es framing the image and also some purple dots for what i believe is artistic effect to make it more greeting-card-like
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
A dream blunt rotation is just one pikchu??
pixy video for legacy on instagram, if she passes to pikachu it’s an endless line of pikachu and pixy smoking
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
you dream blunt rotation is just one pikachu
dream blunt rotation is just one pikchu??pixy/pikachu
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
i posted this yesterday right? or no. no a pup who looks like scooby doo patient equals user of computer prosthesis equals dog distribution system
twisty dogg on da cowchThis is the scoobyest looking dog I've ever seen
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i’ll be ? the shore birds with like a Doppler probe
doesn’t it look like if i in this faded black outfit went to warrior three i would hurt myself
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
new hat who’s this
cuervo es un pájaro negro de edgar allan poe
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
for the homies
i like that you’re broken broken like me
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
algo así
Verbo llevar (puesto) + to wear
Yo
Llevo
Tú
Llevas
Él/EllaR
Lleva
Nosotros
Llevamos
Vosotros
Lleváis
Ellos/Ellas
LlevanNosotras llevamos
unas
bufandas.
Bufanda = por el cuello lo que llevaba puesto Don Miguel Foucault
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
nipper is not a NEpo bb potion that turns nipper into NEpper vajrajñana? when yr NP doms you on vidya call, it’s gonna b ok, poppykitty.
let that fever play. i’m wearing a m a i n e purple tshirt and carrying a purple book bag and i must b an old lady “cos i’m wearing purple target was redoing their cat
food aisle so i went to a pet food store i ate a mint and then i had to whizz like will ferrell in ricky bobby
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
that’s not a museum outside doesn’t have museums but it has a title card
city when i walk around the block your clouds are cotton balls and this mural is awesome i’m calling it acab it’s a shaman with a conch shell
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
reposting this as a standalone tweet. oh maybe i will commit a crime coming up it’s TARE ok did it
inward by yung pueblo pp 12-3
it is not love if all they want
from you
is to fulfill
their expectations

one of my greatest mistakes was believing that another person could hold together all the pieces of me
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
crying into the cake mix like
google i didn’t understand by elliott smith sorry
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
lmfao simon recs
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
my face when i eat these peelable project candies. mad inflammation. then i peel my face. extremely extra in everything but fruit.
Peelerz
Pineapple
ARTIFICIALLY FLAVORED
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
we found us (liana veda)
still life of my little pink duck and some pencils, pens, and highlighters. one of the pens is a punching kangaroo from Australia
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
mimes all that*
marshall v rosenberg and puppets
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
i didn’t even take this picture. @fdg2.bsky.social beyond walls lynn
dalí with the ears by a famous tagger
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
i think maybe the company tried to pull a fast one. first world problems at macy’s blow.
blah it’s a lavender and white comfy cotton long dress
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
good reporting from them, obviously captain underpants, and roald dahl.
But most crucially, we talked with Snider herself about why she's telling this story now, over a decade after the alleged encounter with Graham. "As time continued to go on, and I continued to watch the news or see articles where he's pushing more for the North Carolina trans bathroom laws," she told us. "I'm like, "Wow, you are a hypocrite. You were doing all kinds of s**t with me."'
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
word bet whatever but i won’t be caught dead drinking decaf in this snoopy sweater
count jess same unionbay denim shorts zip up overall clothes but with a sarong over it. cousin took the purple sun one. ain’t no sunshine
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
lola/dazi/stink puppet do i look too feminine in this onesie. please say i can boymode well, please
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
SCIF kalabinashini ma lyrics (kd version)
Jaya Jagatambe Sita Radhe
Kaalee Durge Namo Namo, Maa Palana Karani Bhava Bhaya Harani
Kaalaabinaashini Kaalee Jaya Jaya
Durgati Naashini Durga Jaya Jaya
Umaa Ramaa Brahmaani Jaya Jaya
Raadhe Site Rukhmini Jaya Jaya
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
is this my job now? jessica jones.
cool guardians arricle i wrote skif and scud like i’m in a little boat on the wine dark sea still image from nolan’s the odyssey based on homerrunner’s epic poem og in greek and not queer at all
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pumpkin - bubbles @countjess.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
vale vale copy gold leader
this is just the icael version of me
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