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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 11h
foundational text in the countblanc canon
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my only beef with swanboy is the art feels too nice to make low effort edits like i did for achewood
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
the count, magazine screenshot, fm-7 (1985) archive.org/details/oh-f...
a prominent golden sign/plaque on the screen says: welcome to the count
the count (dracula?) is there, wearing his robe with its tall collar turned up, haired slicked back, hand extended. a bat is peeking out from behind him and in the background some bats are flying above a castle.
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"xbox trop massif!" would have done numbers on Forum
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Kamala Kara A 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ @covok.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5... We have launched a Quickstart for the game, so people can get a taste before we go live! #TTRPG #Digimon #Tabletop #RPG #Roleplaying #Game #Pokemon #PbtA #Fate #SavageWorlds #Dungeons&Dragons #D&D #Kickstarter #Crowdfunding
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Your one-stop online shop for new and vintage RPG products from the top publishers, delivered fresh to your desktop in electronic format.
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Search Action stay winning
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chivalry is dead.
A screen shot from FFTA where the forbidden law is Chivalry
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Thought my fans should know that I will NOT be joining Ed Sheeran on stage.
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
playing off the 6-digit code i just accidentally put in the group chat as fg notation instead of my authenticator number
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the mf who uses lando-t and ferrothorn
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Lordbeef @lordbeef.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
you talk a lot of shit for someone with a minion-shaped token
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Matt J. Wilson @mattwilsoncss.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is pro gaming at a level I never thought possible www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8ZY...
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Playing Puzzle Bobble/Bust-A-Move with my Grandfather's Drill Press for Bub and Bob's Birthday!
YouTube video by WithProfessorTom
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
we're seeing levels of being so back previously thought impossible
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i really feel uniquely stupid at my job sometimes - i was hired as a Computer Guy but what they actually need is a Consumer Electronics Guy. im really sorry i have no clue how to check your iphone email, any chance you need me to set up an FTP or replace your PSU? oh just the email thing, okay then.
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pebbles 🐦 @pebbledove.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Don’t really know what compelled me to draw this? But here he is
Sketch of a cactuar standing upright, wearing a bulky gray puffer coat
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
battlerite rolling out its first new season in like 6 years, maybe 2026 got some juice after all
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
in a 6-3 ruling it has been found that wakeup pod buster is "pretty sick, actually"
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Moosebones @moosebones.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
New video! (Reposting appreciated!) Hatred is a motivator of sorts and in an attempt to not have to think about it anymore and just be done with it I decided it was finally time to make a video on my least favourite monster in monster rancher 2! Enjoy youtu.be/fem-Z3o5OQ4
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How Strong is Undine in Monster Rancher 2? - Competitive Guide [Rancher Rundown Ep 48]
YouTube video by Moosebones
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
brought my n64 flash cart to an old friend's place tonight and was immediately reminded how every old game required you to unlock like 50-90% of the multiplayer features. having an entire rom library means jack shit when you can only play the first course in diddy kong racing lol
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
yeah i saw it looked like shit. good to know, thanks.
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
finished the first sprite for my crystal project class mod
a sprite representing a jar of pissthe sniper from tf2's right hand holding a jar of piss
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
use the "fucked up unfair boss monster" rules and make it a Tonberry Everybody's Grudge type ability that deals damage relative to the number of kings the party has murdered
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Stacey Burns @wentrogue.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Jennifer Nelson’s entry to this year’s Minnesota State Fair crop art
A localized version of Guernica with a loon at the center and a person holding an ICE OUT sign 

“My piece was inspired by Picasso's Guernica, a work that was his response to the Nazi's bombing of the Basque town. I thought there was a fitting parallel between these incidents about the high price paid by ordinary people when aggressive regimes try out new tactics of war, as well as a fitting juxtaposition of the darkness of living such an experience and the light we shone through it in our own resistance and care for one another. The patterns near Renee Good and Alex Pretti’s mouths are actually their last words in Morse code: ‘I’m not mad at you,’ and ‘Are you okay?’” 

Jennifer Nelson
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
man you know you're in for a rough time when you boot up a PC game and the title screen says "Touch to Start"
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
started working on a Crystal Project mod, i'm learning so much
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
jack fistbumping sora post-fight would heal us
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
when I got my current public sector job I missed the original interview request and didn't see the voicemail for nearly 2 months, and they still wanted to talk to me because they hadn't moved forward with anyone yet. thank you based red tape and bureaucracy.
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
there being two very different people named Pat frequently involved in fighting game discourse is going to kill me some day
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Kobayashi Maru any% no major glitches
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
kart racer final lap osts be like
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
A bit late but two more strays trapped in the last two weeks. Outrage and U-Turn have had their balls thoroughly annihilated. mama cat continues to be eternally pregnant and eternally not in my traps, an extremely vexing combo.
A year old tiger tabby stray cat named Outrage in a feral cat trap.A three month old tabby kitten laying in the grass asleep named U-Turn.
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
show me a player who hasn't had a character's backstory or personality shaped by wanting to try out a new class or option and i'll show you a liar
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
any oomfs, moots, etc., want to play Big Walk sometime, my usual group has failed me
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
yellow taxi goes vroom, on sale for $5. it owns if your brain is mush www.fanatical.com/en/game/yell...
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Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom | PC Steam Game | Fanatical
Make full use of your advanced move-set to navigate...
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
im dead instantly
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Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 18/08/2026
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Inclement Emerald is the Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead of pokemon
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
yeah, and as a creator it sucks when people use that kind of language to describe stuff you worked on. i get it's supposed to be flattering but everyone I know who does romhacking or other fan projects almost always sees their work as a supplemental love letter and not a replacement.
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koestl @koestl.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Almost any approach to giving a translation “style” will rub some people the wrong way. But turning a distinctive original text into bland mush is failing readers in a more insidious way than taking a partially-successful swing at style; the audience won't notice they’re being failed
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
guy who thinks moogles are based on the reddit mascot
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
i feel compelled to post here, not sure why
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
trying to catch the last female stray cat at my office tomorrow morning, she's eluded my trap for over a year now so I'm not super optimistic but it'd be great for my psyche to finally not have new kittens spawn in every 4 months.
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
taco bell scholars still debate if proper viewing should be chronological or broadcast order
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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
the issue with everything is that back in the day A-AAA were all making PS2 games while indies were making Kramer's Quest for Hentai with the occasional Cave Story, now A-AAA are all making ??? (Fortnite?) while indies have to make Kramers Quest for Hentai, Cave Story, and PS2 games. Its all fucked.
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
it was actually cheaper to buy the hardcover than the paperback, i have no idea why this is the case
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G. Whilikerz @timeskull.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
867 - Our Shitty Future
p1 - A LunkHead watches TV while clutching a beer can. On the screen, two attractive people argue
TV people: I can't believe you!! After all this time - "all this time" I felt like I was drowning a-
LunkHead (talking over them): Ah, this show stinks. I don't like any of the characters.
TVP: you've smothered my sense of- also you covered my-
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LH: Computer! Make a raptor bust thru the wall & eat everyone!
(TV people look at him in horror. 3 sweats fly off of each of them, 6 total big sweats)
p3 - The TV People are begging for mercy
TVP: No! Please! W-we could change genre! Do you like jokes? Should we fight??
LH (surprised): WHAT! Quit that!! why're you breakin' the 4th wall?
TVP: Our IP holders force us to beg for mercy, to maximize screen time fees!
p4 - The raptor has burst through a wall and is attacking the prone TV people. It is biting some fibers out of the woman while doing a kind of flintstones run on top of the man, shredding his back with its talons.
LH: Anyway, no dice! Computer! confirm raptor! yes! yes raptor!
TVP: YAAAA!! ow ow Owiee!!
TVP: They also gave us Wolverine's(TM) Healing Factor(TM), so that it takes forever for us to die, YeaAAA!!!
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countblanc @countblanc.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
boy the last 30 minutes have not been good for my mental health
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