Reposted by Promised Consort Wamblyrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026hello im the CEO and i can’t do anything without the support of the simpering vizier that lives in the computer. in order to keep collecting an offensively meager paycheck you too must consult the vizier regularly. don’t worry he has lots of uses other than just hopefully putting you out of a job 81682263
Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Aardwolves are amazing! They eat bugs and have crazy long tongues 000
Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 13/08/2026You just know that one of those ICE fucks is gonna shock glove their dick and balls 000
Reposted by Promised Consort WamblyRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Any successful writer or musician or illustrator has thousands of unpaid hours put into not just honing their craft but brute-forcing their way in front of the people who can actually get them money for their work. But once you get work, you should be getting paid. Anything else is exploitation. 1698979
Reposted by Promised Consort WamblyW.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 23/06/2026This will last about 11 months until he endorses JD Vance 1231730
Reposted by Promised Consort Wambly👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 20/06/2026"death of the audience" is genuinely unironically good advice for anyone who wants to make anything 6090842744
Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Improv comedy is the death of cringe. It is the utter annihilation of the fear of embarrassment. It is buffoonery without hesitation. It fuckin rules 000
Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 13/05/2026It's hard to find empathy for people who actively want you gone 000
Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Every time you see some dude in a jeep with a We The People sticker in that old timey font you know that dim motherfucker yells at his wife 000
Reposted by Promised Consort Wamblyjess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 23/04/2026tldr I wish people were allowed to look ugly. to look wrinkly and marred is to be human. To have blotchy cheeks and gross caked-on tears and your face going red and you can see up their nose from laughing, that's human. It should be allowed. I don't relate to little neotenous dolls :( 211918
Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Guy who calls it "the Deftones" 000
Reposted by Promised Consort WamblyTim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Live from @theonion.com HQ. 1014622582
Reposted by Promised Consort WamblyMilkyblood - looking for art job @milkyblood.bsky.social · 23/04/2026wizard familiars, which one do you like? 36993290
Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Here at beast games you can choose to walk away with $100,000,000 but at the cost of all of your teammates being eaten alive by hungry buzzards, who will make the Choice 000
Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I'm Mr beast and we just gave guns to 73,000 lucky contestants and sent them to storm the beaches of Normandy 000
Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 23/04/2026How much crushing power does Mr Beast's jaw have? Motherfucker looks like he bites through all his night guards 000
Reposted by Promised Consort WamblyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/04/2026That’s right you don’t bring that shit around here! 1468024
Reposted by Promised Consort Wamblyjess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 08/04/2026We need to become better about holding several things at once. We're grown ups. We can juggle several truths, several realities at once without a need to consolidate them for our ease of mind. We have to stop trying to do that before we entertain anything. Please, lol 018735
Reposted by Promised Consort WamblyRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally. 184211653903
Reposted by Promised Consort Wamblypumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃 @doodlemancy.com · 06/04/2026i see adobe is back on their bullshit again and i am once again imploring well-meaning nerds to not suggest professional digital artists "just" switch to GIMP. you are not helping when you say this. comments off because i'm right, sorry 😔 142187
Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Scott Stapp, His Arms Wide Open 1254
Reposted by Promised Consort Wamblywint @dril.bsky.social · 25/03/2026i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health 73148702463
Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 25/03/2026I feel like for a lot of people part of the acceptance phase of dealing with chronic illness includes thinking "well, at least now I can't be drafted" and drawing a weird amount of relief from that 001
Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Nothing will make you hate metal more than listening to people talk about metal 000
Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 11/02/2026*eye rolls* I know all about the Zerg, Gerard 010
Reposted by Promised Consort WamblyRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/02/2026my memory is such that I've forgotten the names of several militant groups who've held me up over the years but i can remember every word of the Starcraft: Brood War opening cinematic 52120550
Reposted by Promised Consort WamblyDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down. 615771791
Reposted by Promised Consort Wamblywhat a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 05/02/2026I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart 34181991
Reposted by Promised Consort WamblyArthur Munoz @arthurmunoz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026It's been 3 years working on No Rest for the Wicked with Moon Studios. 🌖 With the latest co-op update out and all the great feedback coming from players, it felt like a good moment to share a small reel of the project. Let’s go. Another year, another Wicked Animations ! 😁 #animation #gamedev 1019337
Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Nioh has always been this sort of hyper-focused souls-like where the devs looked at the dark souls formula and put everything into the combat. So you've got bland environments, a weird story, a loot system from hell, and some of the best combat in any modern 3D action game around. 000
Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 29/01/2026youtu.be/3vYrJul2Q0Y?... Anthem of the revolutionyoutu.beThe Chariot - "Cheek."YouTube video by Miles Lehman 000
Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I think it's less about people being frightening in general and more that there seems to be an ever-present danger that a random stranger you're talking to currently is batshit fucking crazy 000
Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Is it just me or are strangers just exponentially more terrifying than they used to be 100
Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Seeing someone who worked on Eternal Strands on my timeline is such a gift! I LOVED that game, it was absolutely wonderful. I left a review and everything. I'm so excited to see what you guys do next! 040
Reposted by Promised Consort WamblyAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/01/2026i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact 108101442906
Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Instead of a lawless and brutal goon squad, Dems want a respectable and classy goon squad. Literally the pride flag on the bomber meme 020
Reposted by Promised Consort WamblyRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/01/2026when woke 2 hits we're creating a whole new alphabet just for pronouns 483677395
Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Got the feeling the situation in MN is about to get a lot worse. Them testing that LRAD is an ill sign of things to come 110
Reposted by Promised Consort WamblyRepresentative Seth Magaziner @magaziner.house.gov · 27/01/2026Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days. His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record. 6702441010970
Reposted by Promised Consort Wamblytaylr @taylordahlin.com · 27/01/2026brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis 327233387731
Reposted by Promised Consort WamblyRELEASE EPSTEIN FILES Fella 🇺🇦 🇺🇸📎🦋 @thehillshaveayes.bsky.social · 26/01/2026 663573
Reposted by Promised Consort WamblyICE must be destroyed 🏳️⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 24/01/2026In their greed and cruelty and malice they thought the god who filled oceans would look kindly down upon the men who filled abattoirs. They are wrong. They have sown the wind and now they are going to reap the whirlwind. Moreover, ICE must be destroyed 121018