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Promised Consort Wambly

@couldntagreemore.bsky.social
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Modder, amateur animator, lapsed artist/musician

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
hello im the CEO and i can’t do anything without the support of the simpering vizier that lives in the computer. in order to keep collecting an offensively meager paycheck you too must consult the vizier regularly. don’t worry he has lots of uses other than just hopefully putting you out of a job
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Aardwolves are amazing! They eat bugs and have crazy long tongues
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You just know that one of those ICE fucks is gonna shock glove their dick and balls
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Any successful writer or musician or illustrator has thousands of unpaid hours put into not just honing their craft but brute-forcing their way in front of the people who can actually get them money for their work. But once you get work, you should be getting paid. Anything else is exploitation.
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This will last about 11 months until he endorses JD Vance
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 20/06/2026
"death of the audience" is genuinely unironically good advice for anyone who wants to make anything
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Improv comedy is the death of cringe. It is the utter annihilation of the fear of embarrassment. It is buffoonery without hesitation. It fuckin rules
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
It's hard to find empathy for people who actively want you gone
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Every time you see some dude in a jeep with a We The People sticker in that old timey font you know that dim motherfucker yells at his wife
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
tldr I wish people were allowed to look ugly. to look wrinkly and marred is to be human. To have blotchy cheeks and gross caked-on tears and your face going red and you can see up their nose from laughing, that's human. It should be allowed. I don't relate to little neotenous dolls :(
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Guy who calls it "the Deftones"
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Live from @theonion.com HQ.
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Abacus Toad goes so hard
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Milkyblood - looking for art job @milkyblood.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
wizard familiars, which one do you like?
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Here at beast games you can choose to walk away with $100,000,000 but at the cost of all of your teammates being eaten alive by hungry buzzards, who will make the Choice
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I'm Mr beast and we just gave guns to 73,000 lucky contestants and sent them to storm the beaches of Normandy
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
How much crushing power does Mr Beast's jaw have? Motherfucker looks like he bites through all his night guards
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
That’s right you don’t bring that shit around here!
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Get outta here with this anti peanut butter propaganda
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
We need to become better about holding several things at once. We're grown ups. We can juggle several truths, several realities at once without a need to consolidate them for our ease of mind. We have to stop trying to do that before we entertain anything. Please, lol
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.
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pumpkin spice doodlemancy 🎃 @doodlemancy.com · 06/04/2026
i see adobe is back on their bullshit again and i am once again imploring well-meaning nerds to not suggest professional digital artists "just" switch to GIMP. you are not helping when you say this. comments off because i'm right, sorry 😔
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Scott Stapp, His Arms Wide Open
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I feel like for a lot of people part of the acceptance phase of dealing with chronic illness includes thinking "well, at least now I can't be drafted" and drawing a weird amount of relief from that
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Nothing will make you hate metal more than listening to people talk about metal
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
This is fantastic, well done!
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
*eye rolls* I know all about the Zerg, Gerard
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
my memory is such that I've forgotten the names of several militant groups who've held me up over the years but i can remember every word of the Starcraft: Brood War opening cinematic
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.
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what a ghoul believes ☎️ @sayambular.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Your work is amazing!!
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Arthur Munoz @arthurmunoz.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
It's been 3 years working on No Rest for the Wicked with Moon Studios. 🌖 With the latest co-op update out and all the great feedback coming from players, it felt like a good moment to share a small reel of the project. Let’s go. Another year, another Wicked Animations ! 😁 #animation #gamedev
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Nioh has always been this sort of hyper-focused souls-like where the devs looked at the dark souls formula and put everything into the combat. So you've got bland environments, a weird story, a loot system from hell, and some of the best combat in any modern 3D action game around.
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Nioh 3 is a blast and a half
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
youtu.be/3vYrJul2Q0Y?... Anthem of the revolution
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The Chariot - "Cheek."
YouTube video by Miles Lehman
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I think it's less about people being frightening in general and more that there seems to be an ever-present danger that a random stranger you're talking to currently is batshit fucking crazy
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Is it just me or are strangers just exponentially more terrifying than they used to be
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Seeing someone who worked on Eternal Strands on my timeline is such a gift! I LOVED that game, it was absolutely wonderful. I left a review and everything. I'm so excited to see what you guys do next!
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests - nazgul bodycams - morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring - shelob will be the new point of contact
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Instead of a lawless and brutal goon squad, Dems want a respectable and classy goon squad. Literally the pride flag on the bomber meme
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
when woke 2 hits we're creating a whole new alphabet just for pronouns
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Promised Consort Wambly @couldntagreemore.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Got the feeling the situation in MN is about to get a lot worse. Them testing that LRAD is an ill sign of things to come
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Representative Seth Magaziner @magaziner.house.gov · 27/01/2026
Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days. His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.
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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 27/01/2026
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
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RELEASE EPSTEIN FILES Fella 🇺🇦 🇺🇸📎🦋 @thehillshaveayes.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
In their greed and cruelty and malice they thought the god who filled oceans would look kindly down upon the men who filled abattoirs. They are wrong. They have sown the wind and now they are going to reap the whirlwind. Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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