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Igor Costoli

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Tom Chambers @bomsenhor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
eu tenho uma ideia para um show em que o público tem que escolher entre dois palcos na hora de entrar. em um deles tocaria The Cure e no outro Placebo
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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The Last Fábeo @thelastfabeo.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Acabei de pensar aqui que a gente podia chamar os malucos por IA de DATA CRENTES
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lulu espalha lixo @lurdsmila.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
os jornalista lendo 5 mil pagina de processo os chefe deles:
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Feito de bobo pelos próprios pensamentos @odarw.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Na verdade isso aconteceu uma vez sim
Captura de tela que mostra o ministro do STF Gilmar Mendes, um homem branco, calvo, de óculos, dentro de um carro. Na legenda, lê-se: "Em cena inusitada, ministro Gilmar Mendes vota de dentro do carro em sessão do STF"
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/09/2026
Looks like OpenAI may have stolen another mathematicians work.
Screenshot of an X post by user Valerio Capraro (@ValerioCapraro) featuring text followed by an embedded photo of a man in glasses and a dark sweater against a forested outdoor background.
The post text reads:
"BREAKING: OpenAI might have stolen another major proof.
In a detailed Mastodon post, which I report in full in the comments, Andreas Thom presents several pieces of evidence suggesting that OpenAI may have trained Astra on conversations in which he and Gábor Kun were working on Gromov's soficity conjecture, one of the ten problems OpenAI later announced Astra had solved.
I know Andreas. We met several times early in our careers. He is an exceptional mathematician, a leading expert on sofic and hyperlinear groups, and one of the most respected scholars in the field. He has spent two decades working on this problem.
If his account is correct, this is not a minor dispute over attribution. It would mean that unpublished human work was absorbed into a model and then presented to the world as a breakthrough by the model itself.
And if the allegations raised by Levent Alpöge, Tristan Buckmaster, and now Andreas Thom are all substantiated, we are no longer looking at isolated incidents.
We may be looking at one of the greatest intellectual scandals in the history of science.
AI is not discovering new mathematics.
AI is stealing human discovery."
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/09/2026
anyway i'm not sure i like how quickly "you just don't get it, it's handy" turns into some new evangelical worldview within a short number of weeks
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 08/09/2026
PEOPLE WITH LIBERAL ARTS DEGREES: so while i see there is utility to the system, i’m more or less morally opposed to their current constructs and have big concerns over the business structure and environmental impact WEB CODER: so i met God today,
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Jiboia de 1.5m do Anel Viário de Limeira @gabibianco.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
e esse perfil maravilhoso que explica pq os estadunidenses estão com caganeira hoje
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The Legend of Vini @vinigressana.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Essa eu rio alto de passar vergonha se vejo em público
Uma tabela com o título “This is the greatest chart I’ve ever seen”. As colunas e linhas representam “Pissing”, “Shitting”, “Farting”, “Cumming” e “Kissing”, combinadas com “While pissing”, “While shitting”, “While farting”, “While cumming” e “While kissing”. Cada célula contém uma imagem diferente do Sr. Incrível, do filme Os Incríveis, representando a combinação correspondente, com expressões faciais variadas do personagem.
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Lori Regattieri @followlori.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Tentativa se homicídio contra Duda Salabert não está tendo cobertura devida porque mexe com a turma dos ativos de mineração em Minas Gerais?
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
this is canon batman to me, i also dont know how to read dont recommend any comic arcs to me
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Bodinho Biska's Bar & Lanches 💦 @bodinholoiro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
não basta moara na presidência precisamos de nomes no senado, vote aves
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The Last Fábeo @thelastfabeo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
URGENTE - Patrisio refaz a vida após ser empenado por sua mãe e volta a estudar
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 21/08/2026
kaity--did on tumblr: "I can Hear from speed of his typing my husband is yelling at people on the internet about the government again"
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Igor Costoli @costoli.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAVTNCHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 25/08/2026
Tweet from 2022 by Marlow Stern:

drunk guy just yelled “i love you” to dolly parton and she said “i love you too but i told you to wait in the trunk”
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🪽 @atelieralbedo.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
on one hand true but on the other hand we must periodically question if we are looking for clothes at the soup store
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diabo destruidor de mundos @pedrofonseca.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Igor Costoli @costoli.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Iggy Brega
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Steven Rich @datab.ae · 27/03/2026
i got into journalism for the same reason most people do: i wanted more pictures of spider-man
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Xan @comicsbyxan.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Mojo Jojo with a speech bubble
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The Last Fábeo @thelastfabeo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
CALXA DE XOPING
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Igor Costoli @costoli.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Entendo…
Print de artigo com o título “Where does enshittification come from?”, sobre o termo que descreve a piora proposital dos serviços digitais. A ironia é que é impossível ler o texto porque o site do artigo já sofre do processo de enshittification, com excesso de banners e pop-us de propaganda que atrapalham a leitura, degradam o visual e pioram como um todo a experiência do usuário
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gio @giovanni.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
estou com dor no joelho então meu pai me emprestou uma pomada da marca sai fora maluco todo dia isso
caixa de pomada massageadora fisiopower, com uma ilustração de um corpo humano sem pele na posição de corrida, com os músculos à mostra
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Ryot @ryot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
toda essa jornada dos véio tentando entender farmar aura e six seven me fez lembrar dessa tira antiga
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Dan | Commissions Open @danximenes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Spheal Posting @sphealposting.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
pokemon rumble spheal with pink glitter text saying "don't give up bitch!"
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Louis Peitzman @louispeitzman.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We need to be saying this loudly and clearly: These people have lost their fucking minds.
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O Guia do Mochileiro das Esferas Celestiais @zwera.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Dos problemas das proximidades com o mato.
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François True-Faux @noonechomsky.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
(Toda vez que o assunto discord pipoca por aqui eu me lembro que na década de 1990 a AOL, provedora de acesso à internet, fazia vista grossa pra salas de bate papo onde pedófilos trocavam material de violência sexual contra criança, pq esse tráfego/tráfico era altamente lucrativo pra eles.)
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reinaldoandrade.bsky.social @reinaldoandrade.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Segundona Uruguaia causando acidente de transito
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
consumers: i want a laptop that doesn't degrade in six months and doesn't cost $2000 silicon valley: have you considered giving us all the money in existence to build sex dens on mars
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Camila @camishameless.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Primeiro eles vieram buscar o travessão, e eu fiquei calado — porque não era um travessão
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Micah @rincewind.run · 03/08/2026
there are definitely downsides to the nuclear block but the reason I keep coming back to it as necessary and good is that it completely ruined the whole MAGA engagement model to the point that they prefer to mock us from the nazi bar rather than come here to troll us directly
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Marcelo Gasparian @oh.heyw.tf · 28/07/2026
Vocês têm noção que sarampo era uma das próximas duas ou três doenças que a humanidade ia simplesmente erradicar? E que a extrema direita (e doidinhos em geral) conseguiram brecar isso? "AAAAAHHH NÃO, VAI TER SARAMPO SIM"
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François True-Faux @noonechomsky.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
O português é uma língua de difícil compreensão, não é à toa que é conhecida como "a última flor da Laerte".
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Algoritmo de Festa @gatosabado.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Trivia Trens VOCE SABIA?? os botões de emergência não funcionam em situação de emergencia
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Igor Costoli @costoli.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Tranquilamente a coisa mais Nolan que já li em toda a vida
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Janot Botequeiro @opinioso.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Assistindo "A Odisseia" mas apenas pelas sombras do filme projetadas na parede da caverna onde eu moro para provocar ao mesmo tempo o Cristopher Nolan E o Platão.
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Disket @disket.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Cena de Os Simpsons. Num mundo sépia e retrô, o vovô Simpson diz: "Nunca achei que isso aconteceria quando lutei na Primeira Guerra Mundial". Lenny responde: "Por que você fica chamando ela assim?"
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Dr. Casey Fiesler @cfiesler.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Also should you want to share these thoughts with someone who prefers short form video to long tweet threads:
youtube.com
The AI cheating scandal at Brown (presumed) points to something broader re: incentives in higher ed.
YouTube video by Casey Fiesler
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Bela LuGoza @dr4gula.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
*em um velório em Veneza* minhas gondolências
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Chris Washington @cwashington.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
"I'm Dimitri, welcome to Jackass. This is a YakB-12.7 rotary machine gun."
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dissociação games @mthlimao.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Alguém comentou que é a experiência média de logar no GOV.BR e quase desfaleci
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Marcelo Soares @msoares.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
O trato com o Google sempre foi: pode raspar, DESDE QUE use isso pra mandar leitores. O Google está descumprindo sua contrapartida. Acho justo cair fora.
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