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Funked-Out Gomez

@cosmonaughty.bsky.social
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Bride of Walter Sullivan. That’s right: I’m his problem now 💋💄 (I took the hospital pic in my banner but if you want to use it you can)

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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 16h
SWAG
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Are the lids included?
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“Are you wearing the-“ “The Michael’s asexual spider earrings? Yeah, I am.”
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Sister, you’ve transed your gender!” -Darth Vader
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh my god I look so naked without my eyelashes
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🦊 MythiccVixen 🔞 @mythiccvixen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“But Asexuals aren’t discriminated against!” Here. Read the fucking article. We are. And we have been. To hell with queerphobes. To hell with religions that demand marriage and procreation. To hell with governments and people who demand it, too. And to hell with deniers.
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I want to see everyone's Dressmaker-sonas. (Fig is making herself something nice for a change)
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Shaun, what?? I just got home, please tell me this is a joke.
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I made him a vest out of my favorite Dressmaker fabric
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s time for ‘ween.
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PKD Foundation @pkdfoundation.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One goal of personalized medicine is to develop therapies specific to the genetic mutations that cause disease. In PKD, hundreds of mutations have been identified, but it is not always clear which ones cause disease.
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The book I’m reading has a bunch of outfit descriptions that I really want to replicate.
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My poor guy keeps getting cockblocked! 😭
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I crave to draw so much but my hands are so shaky 😭
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Getting re-acquainted with Krita after months and months. Right after I finished this I figured out how to turn on the weighted brush so I don’t want to hear anything about those lines (I have tacro-hands).
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
There’s a character in the book I’m reading who is my ideal man and the protagonist doesn’t appreciate him I’m going to start crying blood, is this what Twilight Fever felt like?
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I keep wanting to shit post about the 40 year old paperback I’m reading, as if anyone will know wtf I’m talking about. I’m just gonna say: it should be me. 😤
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Another one I plan on finishing eventually but his stupid little legs are killing me
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re Irish.
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who wants to stay up all night with me for a double feature of O Brother Where Art Thou and Sinners? 👀
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IT WAS DUDLEY.
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So jealous. El Niño took one look at us and went: 🖕🖕
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Got my hair cut at long long last
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👻Maly Boo Tails👻 @malytwotails.com · 29/09/2026
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m planning on actually finishing this one at some point, but here’s a sketch for now (Fig can change sex at will, so they’re both Fig)
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve got to stop falling in love with my clients, it just makes it hurt more when they hate my dresses.
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sometimes the best thing for you is to be stolen by the Fae.
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My renewed faerie obsession reminded me that I used to have a bridge troll oc with a super normal guy name. @gentlemonster.bsky.social help me out: was it Doug? Dale? Tim?
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My face right before I blight your crops
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ooo the best kind!
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hopefully! 🤞
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Great day for it! 🌧️ what kind of cake?
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had a med student tell me I’m the fastest patient he’s seen. 🏃🏻💨
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I didn’t so I freaked out when my beautiful dark lashes suddenly went missing 😭
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Eee thank you! 😊 I feel a lot better. It is weird though, because my meds are turning my hair lighter.
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Me and the girls
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had a great time today learning about greyhound adoption and going out to eat for the first time since my transplant!
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How I feel playing Dressmaker
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nighty night, Captain Curly.
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have bone shaped hair clips to wear to the dog adoption event tomorrow so the dogs will know I’m cool.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Watermelon is so good 😋🍉
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I cannot confirm or deny that I was on painkillers when I wrote this.
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me, after finally getting home and showering last night, ready to eat a delicious sandwich:
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Sammy Sammie
ALT: Sammy Sammie
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m finally home and clean (and only mildly zooted from the single oxy I took today).
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If I was alive in the 1900s, I would have died the second someone laced a corset on me and nobody would ever know why.
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone with little paws!
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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Funked-Out Gomez @cosmonaughty.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
without downloading new pics, describe your gender?
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