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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆

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guys youre not gonna believe this one but i think im gay. — written by castor / maya

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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
men
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Saturnine. @singedsaturnine.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
//i havent drawn physically in like a year.
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
there's nothing wrong with me.
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
] my stupid chud knight who has beef with a flower
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
don't worry i can't die i have plot armor.
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
] i miss him often . to be honest .
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Let's say I'm a fish, yeah? Hypothetical-like. Supposin' I were a fish, you think l'd taste any good?
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— ᖴᒪOᗯEY. @petalshop.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
( ooc./ the strongest ragebaited of today vs the strongest ragebaited of history. )
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
] i don't think so chjitan i'm sorry .
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Hourly DELTARUNE Dialogue @deltarune-dialogue.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
???????
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
] they would not survive 5 minutes in undertale flowey would decimate them before toriel ever got near the area
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
] i hope the muffin man is confusing to every single one of you
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
] i think these are funny.
Chronos: We all die, you either kill yourself or get killed

Chronos, turning to Celestia: I'm not doing that dance. (It's not even true...)
Celestia: FUCK.Chronos: (Hmph.) "Time" to die.

Chronos, in the distance: Ha... Ha ha... Do you get it...?

Celestia, annoyed: JUST FINISH US OFF ALREADY.
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
] crowd "aww" sfx
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
[ CELESTIA ONLY. 22y, they are gay (non-women only) ] * please note that this will more than likely take a considerable amount of development because they currently have a Lot of walls up.
LIKE IF YOU WOULD SHIP WITH MY MUSEcelestia knight
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
and your enemies all died of jealousy while you were in the cave.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
beautiful thing” and “I’m so sorry we let you run into the cave but I’m so glad we found you” and let them carry you home and promise to be your best friends forever and that everything’s their fault and also they named the cave after you and you’re prettier than all of your enemies
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
they say “oh my God have you been here alone this whole time with a broken ankle” and you say “it’s okay” and they say “you’re so brave” and you are brave and you look so beautiful surrounded by cave crystals and everyone stands over you and says “oh wow” and “you poor
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I didn't choose you. Don't you see this is all just an accident? You actually thought you were chosen because you're so smart or something? Don't be so vain. It just happened to fall around here, and you just happened to pick it up. That's all there is to it.
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maya's quote bot @dance0fdeath.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
In exchange for power, you can no longer look away from the things you don't want to see.
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
] sorry they're kind of an ass hole to everyone they haven't met.
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𒁍 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐄 ׅ⎖ @wouldnt-you-like.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Whatever we face, we'll be fine if we're leading from the heart!
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
th
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
] voice claims
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
[ stumbles out of the forest into plain sight and freezes like a deer in headlights ]
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
] i think i've asked this before but is the emoji system for indicating which muse is speaking effective? or is it difficult to understand
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
i am so fuckinng hungry
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Pjackk Quote Bot @pjackkbot.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Im not a gimick im a piece of shit with no future at all
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Pjackk Quote Bot @pjackkbot.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Can i just have a win for the first time in my entire life
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Pjackk Quote Bot @pjackkbot.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
ive never been aloud to be the real me
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Pjackk Quote Bot @pjackkbot.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
They hack my mind to show me cruel videos
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Pjackk Quote Bot @pjackkbot.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Fuck the haters losers and other freaks tht always get on my ass for stupid shit as if there my god... FUCK YOU !
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Pjackk Quote Bot @pjackkbot.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
One time i got sucked up by a ufo im not joking
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Pjackk Quote Bot @pjackkbot.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Yeah i dont think i can take any more madness/pain
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
] look at my stupid fucking idiot miis
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Satoru Gojo @h0nored0ne.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
/sir, im trying to sneak around, but the clap of my asscheeks keep alerting the guards
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
[ trying to walk around really quietly but their armor keeps making noise ]
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
] look at my stupid fucking idiot miis
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
i cant die im the protagonist .
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くるくりかえす @secondhandvanity.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
(Throwing up white foam) My foam !
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
] celestia youtu.be/T4fq8agjNqY?...
youtu.be
Cha Cha Slide in full armor
YouTube video by Dan Halliday
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☆彡 @richiepostslove.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Tangled up in lies, I am a phony
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
d does anyone know when it gets easier
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𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚜 ! @circusconcession.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
"Do it scared" thanks but I have done everything scared. when is it my turn to do it Calm
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
(voice of a man* invariably alienated from the human experience): Hey guys

*not a man, in this instance
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𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑳𝒀 𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑹𝑰𝑶𝑹. ⋆✧˚.⋆ @cosmlccalamity.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
] when i repost things on here it's USUALLY from celestia
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
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