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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

@swagbeaft.bsky.social
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quotes from various media, posts, poems, games, rps etc. posts every 30ish minutes. made with bluebotsdonequick.com. ran by eli :)

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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 31m
*angrily punches a wall masculinely*
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 58m
Right. Talking. I’m good at that.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 1h
chicola is smoking weed… aahhh… delicious… in dungeon….
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 1h
We gotta get you more food little white baby
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 2h
- Are you in the bathroom with the lights off - Why do you care. I'm a grown man
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 3h
And— I don’t wanna be a pessimist, Y’know,maybe this weekend won’t be a total disaster, But if it is, I don’t wanna die with any regrets. So… can I kiss you tonight?
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 3h
DON'T YOU RECOGNIZE…
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 4h
If my brother's dead, I am not alive. If I'm alive, my brother can't be dead.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 4h
Stop licking the damn thing!
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 5h
Mike all day, Mike all night!
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 5h
We are synchronized, now and forever. I love you.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 6h
You laugh, and keep laughing. It's SO funny, you can't stop. Tears run down your face. ... what? You didn't do that?
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 6h
You should be smiling, too. Aren't you excited? Aren't you happy? You're going to be free.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 7h
The last beautiful thing I saw is the thing that blinded me.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 7h
they be sending 2B to other games like a birthday stripper
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 7h
Stop licking the damn thing!
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 8h
You laugh, and keep laughing. It's SO funny, you can't stop. Tears run down your face. ... what? You didn't do that?
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 9h
Writing about life as a movie: "The choir enters, and the director screams 'Sing with more terror!!!'”
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 9h
We gotta get you more food little white baby
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 10h
KISS ME YOU ANIMAL!
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 10h
- Hsu Hao, on a scale of one to ten how would you rate your pain? - Now dont you go on worrying about me i dont want anyone to worry about me or what im going through but it is a 10
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 11h
It Plue.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 11h
That's right. No matter what you are... We're all gonna beat you with hammers for your crimes.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 12h
- What the actual fuck is this? Hell? - This is a county map of the State of Michigan in the United States. It's one of the more reasonable county delineations in the country. What the actual fuck do you think it is? - I thouhj it was wisonins or East Caroline - East Caroline? - West?
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 12h
The world is as big as you want it to be. Where will you go next?
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 13h
Dont cry befcaus its over. Vomit Vomit everywhere go my juices! My stuff that was inside be free
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 13h
I just can’t look, it’s killing me
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 13h
- Are you in the bathroom with the lights off - Why do you care. I'm a grown man
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 14h
Thank you, I'll say goodbye now Though its the end of the world Don't blame yourself And if its true I will surround you and give life to a world That's our own
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 15h
KISS ME YOU ANIMAL!
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 15h
If I die now, in my next life I'll still know your name
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 16h
Girl is that a pie in your window
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 16h
Bitch there’s a gas leak in your house your shit about to explode
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 17h
Father, into your hands, I commend my spirit Father, into your hands Why have you forsaken me?
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 17h
nobody is as psychosexually obsessed with margaret thatcher as you are
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 18h
We are synchronized, now and forever. I love you.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 18h
I love you. I'm glad I exist.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 19h
you may be quick, but i'm w.d. faster!
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 19h
Stop licking the damn thing!
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 19h
Dance break!
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 20h
"Dark World"? Get the hell away before I put you in another coma.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 21h
my strip kinda shaped like jarona
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 21h
You laugh, and keep laughing. It's SO funny, you can't stop. Tears run down your face. ... what? You didn't do that?
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 22h
like thatss awesom i guess but it justs seems like some bodys is always pregant around here its weird
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 22h
Run into a cave and break your ankle so that people have to come find you and they see you lying at the bottom of this beautiful cave and maybe there’s a waterfall and the light from the crystals makes you look really beautiful and they say “Are you okay?” and you say “I think so” and
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 23h
In the darkness, two shadows, reaching through the hopeless, heavy dusk. Their hands meet, and light spills in a flood like a hundred golden urns pouring out of the sun.
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 23h
Mike all day, Mike all night!
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
... misery loves company. [ and as the most miserable of all, company is what she craves the most. ]
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bitch there’s a gas leak in your house your shit about to explode
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𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 @swagbeaft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
IM EVIL IM EVIL IM EVIL (1 moment from death) i just want to play... on da playground...
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